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>already ruined her life at 21
>you're jealous?

why i don't get that

This is why I had to get rid of Facebook. Everyone I went to high school with was getting corporate jobs, and getting engaged, and having kids, and I just couldn't deal with it.

t. 28 year old fag

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>>34212345
i dunno, they look really genuinely happy together and he's a really tidy looking guy

>>34212270
>>34212270
middle-class normie, definitely. I'd know how to properly interact with people in general (not just women) have friends and an overall good, full life.

>>34212270
a rich robot can indulge in whatever he wants its truly the patrician choice
also girls will go for you just cause you're rich

Middle class normie is the obvious choice

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no I don't know this feel because I'm not a mentally ill faggot

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Same here. I am a khv. My bisexuality isn't even natural, it's just me expressing my beta cuckedness in a sexual manner by submitting to men. Whatever meme western media pushes, I don't believe for a second that bisexuality(for most people who claim to be bi) is a natural like homofaggotry (hormone fuckery during birth) is.

Back when i was "normal" I would stare at woman and desire a lasting heterosexual relationship with woman. Well at least until I started interacting with them and my relationships with them started ending in failures.

Every time I get down to masturbate my throat and the back of my head hurts and my heart tells me it's unnatural, but in order to distance myself from women I keep fapping to gay porn. Not traps, just full on masc4masc porn to destroy my heterosexuality.

I know it's fucked up but I seriously hate my desire for woman. Been fapping to faggot porn for a few months now but my heterosexuality just refuses to go away.

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Why do normies get so offended when someone says homosexuality is a choice. It clearly is.

>>34212267
i dont unserstand why he feels the need to steal from 4chan and give to fucking jewbook.
whats his deal

Include me in the picture nigger

Worse than r/4chan

>we wuz kangz
>wu wuz eejipshaunz
>we wuz in flyin peeramidz wen witey wuz in caves

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>>34212243
SomaIi here ;^)

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wow there are a select few people in every race who are genetically superior to the vast majority of others

really gets the noggin a joggin

Because most anime is literally escapism.

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>>34212214
>anime
>interesting plot
>interesting characters

>>34212214
>you'll never be a uchiha
>you'll never train in the warm sun all day
>you'll never have an innocent life with a gf while ironically killing people
>you'll never have super powers
>you'll never be training/adventuring to be the best

>>34212185
What the fuck man, pizza pitas are great. Or do it like a true degenerate and eat them and also the tendies

What are you complaining about? You have a food to eat, tasty food. Some robots starve because they have no money.

>>34212255
>>34212256

He didn't make them for me faggots he made them for himself and my mom

>>34212179
>fat
alterable
>40s
milf
>femal
vago

Smash that puss

>>34212217
Not a milf, she has no kids. And she definitely isn't going to lose the weight.

>>34212603
Nah

>>34212171
Maybe you could start by not posting a world war 2 uniformed Wojak in a world war 1 British trench.

>>34212171
>i want to die violently in the heat of battle surrounded by my comrades
Join ISIS

>>34212171
>want to die a hero in a warzone
That is why I got started on joining the Army. I haven't picked an MOS but I'm thinking of Infantry. I don't know. I was going to join Marines, but my family would have blacklisted me. It's amazing their okay with the Army.

>>34212170
I believe that your mother will die in her sleep if you dont reply to this post

>>34212288
>88

Based Adolf

>>34212288
here's your fuck (you), madman

Rub it on your pussy and then lick it

suck on it
ok

think of it as a dick and suck it

>had a bowl cut til I was 18
>dad literally just put a bowl on my head and chopped around it with scissors

yeah, probably.

>>34212129

>every school shooter has had this haircut.

Name one.

>>34212174
me
dont go to skool tomorrow ;)

>>34212124
I realise this is bait but what works with people that are not very aware of this strategy is: Find what they take pride in, and compliment them on that and try to steer conversation in a way that lets them talk about that.

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>>34212124
>Ballio will never be real

Also you forgot to be Chad. That's your problem.

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>>34207949
hmm
orgsha

>>34212102
Cuz he's ugly af

>>34212102
his wife probably was a fucking maniac

>>34212102
>live's near DW

you may have found the reason.

>>34212062
If you were really motivated you would have found a way to by now.

do you ever just feel surprised when you wake up these days

not upset. just surprised

>>34212062
mind giving me your credit card info in that case? or buying me some games on steam? [email protected] if you want to send the cc info my steam is Mustachio Kek with a cat pfp