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when i was in highschool i went over a year withou fapping

>he nofaps to make it to heaven
>tries to mask it as some kind of health thing
why aren't you married? You're just going to keep relapsing because you're not dead to the flesh.

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>3 hours 47 minutes into nofap
>losing resolve fast

I don't want other infps. Im already emotional and self hating enough for two.

Post an ad in a newspaper. See if you get responses. People are going to make fun of you. That is a guarantee, but any women who respond will be 10x better than the women here.

>>39616864
I always felt like I could meet up with other sad kids and bury our pain in drugs love and revolution

>>39616781
Is it something that I can enjoy if I'm straight?

>>39616905
Hmm... Yeah I guess so. There is a massive amount of futa characters, though. Just a heads up.

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Real best Grill.

I hallucinate real bad so I have never slept without a nightlight

I sleep my best under bright light. My fight or flight system gets fucking jacked in the dark. I'm not sure if it's a fear, I just feel like all of my senses have been tripped to full alert. Not really like a worry type of feeling. If I wake up to complete darkness I'll be wide awake in seconds and not be able to fall back asleep.

>>39616771
That's not unreasonable or something to be ashamed of. That means you're aware.

>>39616736
keep talking to her
be uninterested in the romantic part until she makes the first move, if you are unsure about anything don't do anything, just make sure shes into you when you lay down the moves.

>>39616765
Wow, legit advice.
Thanks, I needed this.

Become her friend.
She might have friends who are single and prettier than her, or at least desperate.

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Wait, that started as a male?

>>39616689
Attractive male turns into an attractive female who would have thought

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>>39616761
Yeah, she used to be a guy.

Well I've got all that covered except for my Looks, which I'm pretty sure would also mind while searching for bfs

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>>39616620
Who's bullying you? I can protect you from any harm.

hahaha you're gay

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Eurobeat, because who cares about taste when you're alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d381uzz18yI&t=1521s&ab_channel=LunarOrbit

>>39616607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6xuEw3kBw

>>39616605
what have you originally tried

>>39616628
Life. It didn't work. I tried the normieshit I knew was garbage but it obviously didn't work. I tried being me, but I just became a hermit. I don't want to play life anymore.

>>39617074
you didnt really tell me what you tried

anyways, i can only tell you, obviously, not to give up. telling yourself you will never be happy if you havent taken every necessary step is not really truthful

if you cant find yourself enjoying any of the things youve tried you either need to stick closer to what you know and deconstruct the reasons why you dont enjoy them, or you need to go to a therapist/psychiatrist since its always possible you have a chemical imbalance

All those other guys, but in the end she chose -him-

Do you think when hes fucking this gap toothed bitch hes thinking about all the anal gaping piss scenes she did

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>>39616578
>turns on porn of her
>has her do doggystyle with him while he is watching her nastiest pornos

After a while you realize women are evil then you lose all attraction to 3D cunts. Just give it time, I promise.

>>39616534
get a hobby, itll help you realize women neither need to nor should fill any holes you have in your life

>>39616534
What thousands of hours of anime and realize how much better the world would be if women were truly how Japanese men wrote them

>>39616521
Easy, you become my friend silly OP

Just make them up. Become friends with objects around your house

what's the point of having friends if you will never have a girlfriend?

I think that all women should be killed.

>>39616445
do you have penor or vagene

why do all women go for chads who treat them like shit instead of a nice guy like me?

As a victim of MGM, I think a lot of them don't even understand the concept of being "jewed". I guarantee all those that argue that being mutilated is better believe the holocaust happened as well.

>>39616387
Because dumb cutbois are to misinformed or in denial to admit it. Hurr durr my dick works fine I'm cutting my sons.

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>can never get my foreskin back because of a choice that wasn't my own

>>39616373
Of course a femaIe causes this.

Fuck roasties.

Holy shit nothing got me more mad than people mistreating instruments. Too bad I haven't done anything music related in close to four years.

>>39616434 bitch owes me a new one for breaking it