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Should I feel bad for stalking my oneitis profile on Jewbook? Im checking out her friends as well to know if she's got a bf now. Im always scared of clicking the "add friend" button. I been doing this for so much time now
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>looking for new music
>unironically listen to rap
>new buzz about a rap outfit called Brockhampton led by a dude named Kevin Abstract
>start watching the Viceland mini-doc about them
>people in the video say "I don't know, they get me. Kevin makes songs about us, people who like outcasts for liking weird things yknow? People who get bullied for that."
>everyone is the same post-hypebeast white guy wearing expensive street clothes and glasses-wearing university black girl going to hip venues
why does everyone want to treat themselves like they are outcasts when they really aren't
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Why does it hurt so bad.

I'm just looking at an image on a screen, yet am filled with overwhelming sadness.
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My heart is going to burst
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>>37706500
is that a girl (male)?

kms123

Should I go to a strip club to stare at women without being judged as creepy?
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>>37706459
what the fuck are you supose to be ?>>37706459

>Be a robot for a long time
>Finally better myself
>Talk to a few girls but stay a virgin a while
>Finally lose my virginity
>Girl says I have a nice dick
>Literally the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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>>37706414
>be dick
>meet up with a couple chicks
>they say I looked nice

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>at a restaurant with a large table for multiple customers
>don't like sitting by people so eating with one hand while having my phone in the other as to not be talked to

Help me.
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>>37706392
What is it you expected to happen, my friend, when you put yourself in that situation?
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>>37706392
I've found having a book works better than a phone. Everyone is always looking at a phone. If you pull out a book when someone try's talking to you or people are having a conversation around you it really shuts them down.
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>>37706392
>while having my phone in the other as to not be talked to
Did you expect someone to talk to you?

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>confess to oneitis a few months ago
>She says no but we can stay friends
>goddam stacies.jpg
>start working at improving myself, get decent job etcetera
>still talk to oneitis daily
>meet qt asain girl
>start talking to her daily, about to ask her out
>oneitis confesses she wants to go out with me just now
What the fuck is my life?
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Go out with both of them. It's not cheating unless you are exclusive.

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>dad turning off internet again because i dont wanna go to the psychologist
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I'm 100% willing to give up womyn for a comfy trap bf, but why are all traps sluts? Is attention all you want? STOP SLUTTING AND ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE ATTENTION YOU WANT
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>>37706290
Traps are no better then women m8, just give up. They're trash like all roasties.
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>>37706290
they, like women, want Chad'cock and want a confident handsome Man; not a fat/skinny fag who fap to tentacle hentai
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Boys only want to be girls so they can be dicked down by BBC, fucking moron.

Who /pitstains/ here??

I can only wear black or shirts it so bad, im not even fat, I work out 5 days idk whats up
What is the most powerful anti-antiperspirant I can use?

any robots know any tricks to stop this? It only happens when im out in public, in room I dont really get them too bad
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new comfy thread

pic related is the area where I live
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>>37706213
Italia, is that you ?
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Looks a bit like colorado to me anon.
I live there and it's a pretty good place.
My comfy feels aren't that comfy right now I have the flu or food poisoning and can't work
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>>37706241
It's Idaho anon. I'm sorry that you're sick. Where do you work?

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I have this burning desire to shoot my seed into some average looking grill as broken, lonely and bitter but deep down having a very sweet nature (like me) and thus, bond.

It's like wanting to cuddle times a million. What do I do?
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>>37706172
femanon here
you should TOTALLY kill yourself. it's like, probably the best thing you could do
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>>37706211
Why would you just say that bro?

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Does anyone else on here ever get banana envy?

I'm not sure I really want to be a fruit, but I look at my skin and just wish I had a peel sometimes. I hate having elastic skin. I really wish I could have multiple fibers in my peel. Good potassium and sweetness just seem so much more probable for bananas it makes me deeply bananapressed... It just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>Be me
>18 year old autistic Dutch fag
>Went on vacation to Ireland a week ago with my dad
>Go to Marble arch caves
>Our tour guide is a cute, small, 9/10, Irish lass with the most beautiful green eyes and accent.
>Instantly fall for her
>It's been 2 days since i have seen her.
>yesterday returned to Weedland
>I started thinking
>I will probably never see her again
>And then it hit me

Why do we always fall for women who give the smallest amount kindness?

Why does love hurt so much, Anons?
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because we need a reason to blame the world for our problems and an excuse to drink/drug ourselves into oblivion for the rest of our lives...

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>new york city = fat london
>massacdusettes = fat italy
>chicago = fat brussels
>miami = fat madrid
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I'm okay with this, senor frogg
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>Miami
>Fat

Nice try Mohammed Europoor

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