>You can't stop yourself from making it worse.
>when better is still well within the realm of bad so you're curious to see if worse and worse opens a secret passage to the good zone
>>36556349
cute anime girls crying make me cry
>>36556389
Does this ever work? ;_;
>>36556454
It's ok I am crying, too.
Who here knows if telling their therapist everything would actually make your situation a lot worse?
>>36556326
It doesn't with two exceptions.
1. don't talk about DETAILED plans to harm yourself
2. see #1 except for other people
>>36556326
I doubt they are going to be shocked you are insecure about being short or whatever, they get told by people that their parents raped them on a daily basis
>>36556436
What about anything potentially illegal?
Who is correct here, Bill Nye or Bill Nye?
i dont give a fuck
go discuss this shit on reddit
>>36556302
fpbp forever
>>36556268
We'll on the left he was explaining it to children and used gender interchangeably with sex and children don't need to hear about intersex mutations.
On the right his focus is likely more in depth on brain chemistry and neural development
Chads BTFO!
How will they recover?
lily cole confirmed lesbian
elon is uglier than i thought.. jeesus.
>>36556247
Silly robot, money always wins against Chad.
>>36556247
Lol they look so miserable.
Also I didn't know Lily Cole was a coal burner.
Sex is actually really gross if you think about it
Think about it
>>36556186
That's why I have never had it and plan on not having it.
I've thought sex was gross since I learned what it was. I just want to cuddle and fondle.
I stopped thinking about everything because thinking about things is a really bad plan, as you can see.
> At the gym, notice guy around my age 20s staring
> Finish work out and leave. As I pull car out I see this guy in the parking lot standing there
> As I'm parking in my spot in the lot, I see this fucker pull up right behind me
> Think about to get mugged or something.Fight or flight kicks in. I come out of the car pissed and approach him ready for some kind of confrontation
> He asks me if I know where apartment number XXX is.
> I start to calm down and write all of this off as a coincidence
> As I'm showing him where to go he asks me if I'm gay, which I respond no.
> About 10 seconds later he makes some BS excuse about how he thinks has the wrong gated community and speeds off back to his car
> Literally followed me home for possible gay sex
Is this what women go through with desperate guys? Shit is actually terrifying.
>posting on meetme, trying to hook up with hot chickz
>no chickz, instead, a multitude of gay guys start messaging me, "I know you're not gay but if you ever want your dick sucked lemme know"
I've never been so uncomfortable. Being a woman must be suffering, desu.
>>36556200
I've seen my female friend and girlfriends plenty of fish accounts
straight guys are a lot worse. out of the 25% who don't type like they're actively jacking off, 80% of them will want sex on the first date.
>>36556158
Gays truly are the most disgusting of all people. A gay guy somehow got my number one time and wouldn't stop calling and texting me for 2 whole fucking years even though I never responded to him. I've been carrying a gun on me since then.
Do you think women can sense if you're a virgin or not?
Yes but you can also false flag signals that hint you are normal. Their inability to discern this then becomes "mystery "
I'm not a virgin but girls mistake me for one all the time.
They think they can sense it, but they're probably only 75% accurate or something.
Why do they both look like literal trolls?
>get in a long debate with an anon
>can tell from a mile away you're gonna get btfo
>exit thread before he can own you
>Comment something mean to someone in a thread
>leave before they can respond, hide thread
I'm the bread and butter of this site, really.
>reply to a thread
>close tab because i know no one will care for my comment
>>36556202
>reply to thread
>keep refreshing it in vain in hopes someone gives a (You) as it descends to the archives
Anyone here willing to do my homework? Nothing too difficult, I'm just lazy.
Alright so let me sum up the reasons I could want to do your homework.
1: I am currently bored out of my mind.
A: No way.
2: I really want to improve my high-school level knowledge.
A: I've been through high-school. Going through it again would be redundant and unnecessary.
3: I feel altruistic, and want to do a good thing for others.
A: I actually do, but it would be a better action to have you do your own damn homework, so you can learn to be productive, and not rely on others so much, rather than "help" by helping to perpetuate your systematic giving up as soon as you are faced with difficulty.
Nah. As you can see, all the available reasons I had have been used up. Good luck my man; have fun.
tfw you wish you could do other people's homework for money
>>36556089
What is it OPepperoni?
Robots who have ascended i have a simple question, how do you talk to people once you've expended common interest shit and you've asked them how they're day/week/whatever is going. Like you've come to a point where there's literally nothing to talk about
>>36556007
Scene: First Date
ME: So, uh, do you work or go to school or something like that?
GIRL (confused): Something like that?
ME: You know what I mean. Like, what do you do during the day?
GIRL: I work at Safeway and I take classes at [local community college].
ME: Oh, cool.
GIRL: What do you do?
ME: I'm a neet.
GIRL: What?
ME: You know, not in education or employment or training. Or, wait. Does education come first or employment come first?
GIRL (confused): What?
ME: Never mind. It's an anagram. I don't work or go to school or anything.
GIRL: Okay.
ME: So, uh, what TV shows do you like?
GIRL: I've been watching 13 Reasons Why.
ME: Oh.
GIRL: Have you seen it?
ME: No. Do you watch Naruto?
You gotta ask followup questions to their answers, no matter how uninteresting and silly the questions you can think of might be.
>>36556177
Shit man, guess i gotta watch these normie shows to get in with people. Its not even that i think they're shit, i just dont feel like paying Netflix or going to 123movies for it. Heard 13 is alright
Why are ugly men so fucking mean to me? Handsome men are so much nicer to me. I'm a fembot btw.
Who wears or has any of that? Did a tranny make this? Not even surprised, lol.
>>36556040
Ummm I do bitch kys lol
>>36555976
Probably because you're mean to ugly men and don't realize it. You gush and female spaghetti onto handsome guys and they issue the normal human response which is to be friendly back. You get back what you put out.
Try to be more conscious of how you act, it's kind of embarassing.
Is it possible to drive a car with a Xbox 360 controller?
>>36555959
Yes.
You can even fly a plane with one.
Anything is possible with the right programming knowledge. But come on...Xbox One controller is better. So annoying hitting the guide button accidentally when pressing start or back.
Well, it was done with a mario kart wii controller so it can probably done with an xbox controller
>>36555897
why does your face make me puke?
cause they usually only try it when they are drunk and get the spins
>>36555897
Who cares the exact mechanism unless you're a researcher?
Think about it like this: The THC molecule mimics an endogenous chemical (anandamide) that your brain uses for a thousand different biological functions. When you flood your brain with a huge amount of THC, it's going to cause weird biological effects because your brain is very complex. Inside your brain there's probably some neural pathway to the puke response that THC tickles.
Cheese makes me puke. Nothing can surprise me.
>just heard a woman scream outside
She's climaxing from chad's meaty cock
You better go investigate, OP.
Daphne and I will check out the swimming pool, you and Scooby check the streets.
>>36555887
Call the police and let them deal with it. She'll be fine.
Should I just try to get an asian gf? I'm ~6'3", white, skinny, blonde hair, but socially retarded. Is it worth a shot?
HE HAD TO GET A GOOK!
I tried once. She was great. She liked anime and shit, just like me. However, once she found out I like anime too, I was instantly friend zoned. It's worth a shot I guess.
>>36555866
As long as you're able to dress yourself, you're qualified at least for a 7/10 in any Asialand