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>>36815578
>tfw no Lilly gf
Feels bad, OP

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Still waiting on my shy insecure burn victim gf so I can prove to her that she can be loved.

I know a guy who has chosen Lilly as his waifu, and sometimes he hangs around his local library for the blind people in a hope to find a blind cutie of his dreams.

>>36815532
>eats "enough"
>doesnt gain weight
>b-but i eat "enough"
>defies the laws of thermodynamics

once you stopped being a physics law defying superbeing we can start talking about calories in and calories out and calorie tracking...

>>36815532
I wish I lived in a place where fish is cheaper than meat

>>36815577
.__. fish IS meat... jeez

Don't go, ghost the girl. It's for the best, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>36815526
Now you become a normie

>>36815543
100% alpha move here, by ghosting you'll signal your dominance over her

>>36815498
>going outside

origami

>>36815498
Walmart is comfy

>>36815523
fpbp I never go out in public.

why do black roasties complain about racism while making racist comments

>>36815613
it's their low nigger iq m8

>>36815485
The guys who racemix are usually bottoms of the barrel tier and are more likely to be ugly and have autism.

cuckold - a man whose wife is unfaithful
fedora - a low soft felt hat with the crown creased lengthwise
neckbeard - a growth of hair on a man's neck

>>36815496
Why do most people use these terms interchangably?

I'm a cuck but I hate fantasy and that geeky neck beard shit

>>36815354
fuck thats hot.
looks like a perfect cum dumpster

thicc Asians are superior to all

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>Hey anon, this shirt's not too short, is it? I don't want Chang to think I'm slutty lol!

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They orbit gay guys for the obvious reasons, not chads.

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>>36815336
>They orbit gay guys for the obvious reasons

Please explain

I had one once, I was pretty nerdy and not liked at that time, but already had many of the features that the ladys love about me now, so I guess they like the weird, nerdy kind of chads.(if you can still call that a chad)

>>36815299
There'yre all r8tards

Why do ugly robots think they are entitled to Stacy?

>>36815299
I'm an ugly woman, and I don't feel entitled to anything, but that doesn't mean that I'll just settle for someone I'm not attracted to.

>When I ran outside everything was clear. Nothing was there but my backyard and street.

>I walked back inside and everything was normal. What had just happened? The high pitch noise was still going but no one questioned it.

>I walked into my backyard and opened a gate in my yard. Suddenly, two people grabbed me, "We are the dark spirits, the forgotten ones." Said the one on my left.

>I managed to escape but now their were five in my backyard, two of them looked like the ones that grabbed me, one of them looked like the girl that crawled around the corner, and one looked strangely like someone I knew.

>They had changed my whole house and backyard, it was all purple with orange splattered in places.

>I ran through the gate in my backyard and I blacked out.
>cont.

>I woke up in my old school, I was at my locker. I asked a teacher what the date was and she said 13, May, 2015.

>What? It was September a few hours ago and now it's May? How is this possible.

>I went up to a group that I would hang out with in the future and a few of them were new kids that had joined my school this year. I was friends with them in the future but not sure if I was with them now.

>"Hey, I don't know if you know me, but I can help you all." I said to the group and pointed to two kids in my group, "You are going to be best friends when you get older."

>"Oh, okay." He replied. They were confused but one of the kids had a twin. This wasn't how it should've been. But they must've thought I was insane.

>I was starting to wish at this point that I had remembered the lottery numbers. That was really getting on my nerves.

>cont.
>I waited out the rest of my time until September. Me and my family have started going crazy about the back in time theory, so much that we visited our old house.

>Someone that looked like someone I knew was inside the house. I didn't want to scare him so I didn't show my face. He ran away so I did as well. I told my sister to walk around the corner to see if the coast was clear, as we were trying to find out how to time travel.

>My sister came back to me and said there was a kid but he ran back inside. This all sounded strangely familiar.

>We read somewhere that if we coloured a plot of land two colours and two colours only, we could travel in time. So we did that.

>I told my parents that we couldn't let anyone find out what we were doing and so that no one could tell anyone anything. I also told them to scare whoever to the point of fainting.

>They carried the kid but he managed to black out. They just left him there.

>Could it be? I was the one at the window? My sister was the one crawling around the corner? My parents were the ones that sent young me back in time? Or could I be going crazy? The plot of land expanded and eventually created a worm hole. Everyone and everything was sucked into it.

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Autism: The Cup

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Autism: The Baker

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Fuck

I didn't think I would but now I'm thinking about how strangely comfortable it would be to just fiddle around with it in one hand.

>>36815209
Bumlong doe interress

>>36815657
Come again, good sir?

>>36815209

>be 15 years old or so
>in high school
>we had a lesbian teacher for physics
>lesbian teacher was pregnant because of in vitro fertilization
>she got a kid and wanted to show it to our class, so she visited school during her maternity leave
>all girls in class go "ooooooohhh so cute" when the teacher shows her baby
>the classclown suddenly yells "he looks so much like his father"

Whole class kekked.

>>36815163
Wojak tbqh with ya familia, except I'm extremely bitter and misogynist.

>>36815163
Smug wojak desu

ive made quite a few others into myself

>>36815163
Mostly pepe but with features of wojak (such as skinny, anxiety etc)

We are loosing hope

>>36815161
Then stop writing them

A lot of us are realizing it's either be gay, be lonely, or better yourself only to be a beta provider for a used up roastie with 2 kids.

>>36815126
I think babylon 5 was the one that cracked me. I honestly cried my eyes out when they blew up the station.

Recently I was watching World Trigger and I got up to episode 73 and apparently there isn't any more. So I never get to find out what happens.

Every time that happens, my faith in humanity dies just a little more.

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I've stopped watching rom com and slice of life anime because the pain is just unbearable

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The show that made me stop watching anime for a while was kon and clannad. It was just too hard to get back into anything else. Idk man I try to forget about sad shows.