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>started using again
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>>38567201
S'ok OP. Do what you have to do to get thru the day
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>gave myself an opium enema
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It's not healthy, you should stop it, now.

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>when the alt-left sees the alt-right
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>when an alt-left get rekt by an alt-right
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We must destroy the alt-right at all costs to society if we want to progress.
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>>38567663
Okay. We're ready for war right now. I will kill every leftist

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>Be me
>6ft5 pajeet 136kg (FAT AF)
>Lift for 3.5 years
>Make good progress (bitch tits and hips but w/e)
>Get qt3.14 white green eye gf
>tells me she fcked 16 guys
>tells me she has been to a swingers club 6months before we started dating
> She says it doesnt matter cause its in the past
>Legit cant look at her the same

Now shes the only girl I've ever slept with. We been dating for almost a year, not sure if i am okay with her past
What to do /r9k/?
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>>38567140
Get over it anon. You have any idea how lucky you are? This bitch fucked 16 guys and she chose you. So get the fuck over it you sensitive cunt.
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>>38567947
Didn't she also choose the 16 guys before him?
Seems pretty indecisive
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>>38567140
>She says it doesnt matter cause its in the past

This is the biggest red flag. There is a difference between someone who sluts around just because they haven't found a special someone yet and someone who willingly ride the cock carousel.

I have a mommy gf tell me how I should act around her
she's my first gf
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>>38567098
>tfw no animal eared gf with huge boobs
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>>38567098
dude im finna bust a nut on that pic op
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>>38567098
How did you find her OP?

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>drink beer in the dark while listening to classical music
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>Drink Mt. Dew as a grown man
>Masturbate to 2D as a grown man
>Live with my parents
>as a grown man
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>REEEE STOP WASTING ANIMAL PARTS U GOTTA BE LIKE THE AMERICAN INDIANS WHITE MAN!
>REEEE STOP PUTTING GROSS PARTS OF AN ANIMAL IN MY MEAT

What do they mean by this?
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>>38567123
welp you're not alone on any of these i'm 25 and still do all of this

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Would you date a girl with a shaved head?
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I would probably not
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Hair can always grow back.
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Sure, if she looked as good as Amber Rose.

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You could have a qt gf right now if you actually tried approaching girls you dumbfucks

You just wasted all those years doing nothing because you were too scared, just think how much experience with women you could have right now. The more time you waste the more difficult it's going to get in the future, start talking with women or you will die virgin.
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>>38567061
this doesn't change anything im still too scared
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>>38567061
what a useless thread

I don't know what thread was pushed off the board in favor of this one but it's almost guaranteed to be higher quality
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>>38567093
still much better than degenerate LGBT threads

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>Stumble and fall in front of a girl
>Accidentally brush her arm
>Calls me a freak and spits on me
>Go home humiliated and frustrated
>Meticulously plan on paper how I am going to violently rape this girl as payback
>Go really in to detail, I mean really, find her address, record her movement, stalk her on Facebook to learn everything about her
>Throw the plan away because I come to the realisation that this was enough to get over it, kind of like venting
>Find out later she was raped by a garbage man
I guess if it wasn't me it was going to be somebody else, she must have been a real piece of work. But still, what are the odds of that even happening? Everybody must have just been out there planning to rape this girl at the same time. It's strange is what it is.
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Sounds like dumb luck to me, maybe she's one of those 'refugees welcome' people.
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>>38567015
Nice dude it's like negative people attract negative attention or something.
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>>38567015
The garbage man found the plan you threw away, OP. This is all your fault. All of it

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The boys getting ready to fuck some Asian pussy
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nice dicks right there
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>>38566904
>The boys getting ready to fuck some Asian pussy
kek
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Some ying-yang action

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Is there anything more beta and robot tier than holding your nose when jumping into water?
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>>38566846

Why do people do it? I did it once when I was a kid cause I seen it on TV and it fucked me up big time like blew my ears out and everything.
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>>38566846
nope. nothing. this is as low as it gets, folks.
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>>38566846
Yes.
Trust me this is original.

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>tfw smart but dog

>woof woof
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>>38566792
what even is this meme stop this already
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Lol wut is this? Woof woof
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>I value Zidane

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>alcohol makes me feel nervous, self aware, scared, and sad
>marijuana makes me feel tired, scared, and anxious

Are these normal reactions to drugs? Everybody always talks about how alc and pot lessen those feelings but I've always found they amplify those feelings for me
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Pot does that to me too. If a drug makes you feel that way, don't do it.
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>>38566754
I've refrained from doing those things for quite some time now. But I've always wondered why they have negative effects on me but positive effects for almost everybody else
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It's all about your frame of mind. You pop some LSD while you're going through a suicidal depressive episode, shit isn't going to end well. Likewise, if you consume anything to alter your state of reality, all the baggage in your head comes with you.

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>tfw to intelligent to be normal
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intelligent people are almost always socially smart woof woof

you tell yourself you're smart because you don't have any friends or anything else for that matter arf arf

mistakenly believing you're smart is a form of escapism that a lot of this board do woof woof
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>to intelligent
yes.
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>>38566753
What about People with Aspergers ? People you call smart socially and "intelectually" may be just psychos who can answer things in a way that impresses people when theyre actually philistines

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>walking down the street in the middle of city
>minding my own business
>woman touches me on the shoulder
>asks me if I have done modelling before
>she says she wants me to be a model in her fashion runway show coming up very soon
>gives me her business card and offers me free catwalk lessons and tells me I would be perfect for the show
>say ok, I'll text you later

Any other robots ever done any modelling? I feel like this could end extremely poorly because of my lack of social experience and lack of performing ability.

Is it going to be obvious that I'm a KHHV? I'm very nervous
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>>38566701
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA?HAHAH?HA??H?AH?AH?AH?AH?A?HAHA?HAH?AHA?H?A CHADDDDDD GO AWAY OUT NORMIeR IAwjerOJAEIRJTAEIRTJ AEIRJT APOEJT
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>>38566701
Shit dude work's work just make sure they fucking pay you.
I'd be more worried about getting ripped off by some roastie vag belching jew than if people knew I fapped to traps.
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>>38566752

Yeah I'm making sure I get paid fairly, but I'm just a little concerned if I get asked to some sort of seductive/sensual looking pose with a female model.
I was hoping another anon could shed some light on how much control you have over the actual poses or shoots.

Is it true that fathers in some countries pay close attention to their son's romantic/sexual life? And if the son doesn't have a girlfriend by the age of 16 the father asks his son if he is gay?

I'm a 25 year old KHV (not a NEET though) and my father has literally never once asked me about women or sex in my entire life. And my family is not religious either.
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Old man values personal life. So it's sort of don't ask, don't tell.
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>overhear parents talking about me
>mum asks dad if he thinks I might be gay, and wants to ask me
>dad says no
>"But he's 24, has he ever had a girlfriend?"
>"You know why, he isn't gay, don't bother him about it." replies dad
>"What do you mean I know why? I don't care if he's gay, I just want to know."
>dad sounds rather angry when he replies "Would you have dated somebody like him? You know why he's single, asking him is only going to hurt him, leave him alone."

th-thanks, dad
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>>38566652
>have 3rd world background
>tfw my parents will get me a wife if I'm unable to do so

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