What's the weirdest sex positions you've ever done?
Virgins could point out the strangest wank they've had.
I've never done anything that weird. But I once had sex with a girl in her bathroom, and we tried some different positions. I'd say the weirdest was one in which she placed one of her feet on the toilet seat cover and the other on the ground.
When we fucked in this position (and positions like this) I had to bend my legs a little bit because I was too tall.
We ended up fucking on the bathroom floor because that shit was too awkward.
Uncomfy Sunday Edition
>''Anon eat my ass NOW''
I deserve a white gf for my ancestors suffering
What about Nigerians and other Africans who recently came to the US? Do they also deserve a white gf?
What age do girls mature intellectually? I really dgaf about posting a photo of my lunch to Instagram?
post what boards should merge
>PSN is nothing but niggers
>Steam is nothing but weebs
If you're not playing Xbox you're not a robot
what would you do if you won the lottery or just somehow acquired a large amount of money?
>lets say $50 million
> Buy a small car I can learn to drive in
> move to a bigger city, near the person I love
> buy a small but upmarket apartment
> get a gym membership
> invest 10 million
> finish my degree without having to worry about working as well
id probably buy a decent enough house and just fill it with video games and junk food.
maybe buy one of those realistic $10,000 fuck dolls
quit my nigger job and just slowly kill myself with a terrible diet and no exercise
I have been smoking crack nonstop for 16 hours straight.
I know it's officially against the law, but i think the gubbmint likes it when I do hard drugs.
Surprisingly I feel fine and my heart is at a normal bpm
From that second paragraph I can tell you are completely off your fucking rocker. Seek help. Oh, and substitute this crack nonsense for concentrated THC; preferably in capsule form.
I had some experience I cannot explain. I lost a baggie, searched all my pockets, bags, everything. Was convinced someone stole it.
Then suddenly it appeared about 12 feet away from me at 3 feet drop to the ground. I was high but it was 100 percent real. Things were rearranged In our aooarntment that we had not touched, absolutely spooky.
Been up on speed all weekend almost nap time feeling pretty okay myself just hungry tired and out of good brain feelings
I forgot what she smells like I wish I could remember just for a second
i just got put on suicide watch. fuck my life.
the thing is im usually happy all the time. I just got drunk and sat on the windowsill with my legs dangling over the edge. i texted someone and then came back in to lay on my bed, and they told people.
After I jizz my dick keeps leaking precum (postcum??) for up to an hour in small amounts so I gotta keep running back and forth to wash it because it's really fucking stinky once it gets on my underwear and starts drying up.
Now....imagine being a robot without an internet connection or a PC.How would your life be?
>i want to fuck toasters
>dont be a fucking retard
>I want to fuck a toaster
>google find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to fuck toasters
>fuck up your life
how did that pass the robot, teach me
Why do black men love white women so much?
I couldn't tell you, and honestly I'm curious to find out why exactly beyond asinine extrapolation. I remember sitting with a group of normies who started talking about all of the women they've slept with. Keep in mind we're all millennials talking, so we're a pretty diverse group of people talking. All of a sudden this Mexican guy almost breaks down into tears when remeniscing over his first time seeing pink pussy. As a half white guy myself, I can't help but slightly turn and look at the other white guys in the group as they say "no judgement."
Behold my dick, worship it and realize that you will never get any pu$$y as there is always someone who is both bigger and better than you .
>in real life prefer asian girls and only watch JAV/asian on asian if I watch asian porn
>prefer to jack off to white girls getting nailed by black guys
Am I a cuck? I'm so confused
>Only watch white on white porn.
>Except when I watch Asian girls get fucked by niggers.
>Not even saying this as an analogy, it's what I actually do.
Nah man, you're not a cuck. That's pretty normal.