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>ITT: things that trigger /r9k/
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I have a gf and we have lots of sex.
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Antoni calzoni
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>>35351524
>"I really wish you would give me a chance" - guy
>"Let me tell you about everything that is wrong with you, you selfish cowardly prick" - girl
You're right, OP. I am triggered by cunts who are mentally fucked up.
How do I go insane?
Not "I'm so weird and edgy XDDDD" insane, I mean actually detached from reality insane. So detached from reality that I'm not expected to be some worthless wage-slave, and that I'm not aware enough of myself and my surroundings to be miserable. Is there any way I can coax my brain into going crazy like this? How do I become completely delusional?
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>>35351520
>implying you're not already in a funny house, imagining all this is happening
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Why the fuck would anyone want to lose their mind? That's literally the worst thing that could happen to you in my opinion, might as well go into a coma while you're at it.
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Traumatic events can trigger dissociation and derealization in some people. So can isolation and certain drugs. Not being invested in things to begin with helps. Not sure how much is neurochemical and how much you can actually control.
You can try meditation. Not the mindfulness kind that gets you in touch with reality, but the opposite. Focus on your inner thoughts enough while you're doing it and you'll lose awareness of yourself and your environment like getting into a little trance. Gotta resist the urge to move around and do things because that gets you minutely invested again and breaks the focus. The effect might linger for awhile when you're done.
You can also try experimenting with sleep deprivation, but that probably won't work in the longterm.
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>tfw fat shaming womyn gets you jail time but fat shaming men gets you a high five
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>>35351453
Even people on r9k shame fatbots and accept skelly ones.
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>>35351453
Women are fucking awful.
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>"eww, I'd never date a fat guy"
- every fat woman ever
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Alright get this,
I really don't feel any sexual pleasure when I'm farting but does anyone else here really like to let out a big fucking fart and just enjoy the feeling of a huge fucking relief
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I love taking a huge shit. Sexually.
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>>35351464
I suppose that there is nothing wrong with that.
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>go into club
>make way to most crowded part of face floor
>let out huge fart
>leave
Saturday was great
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On what stage are you on?
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Stage 4
too depressed to interact with another human in meaningful way.
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Is there a "nothing" option? If it sounds like not masturbating is making you desperate, then you are not in the right frame of mind and should just give up.
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>>35351446
Stage 4 is animals
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Why havent you taken the bf-pill yet?
Its the only way to escape oppression by wymonz.
Uncuck yourself! :)
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>>35351393
I don't want bf-pill, I want a real bf
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>>35351393
I took the pill a long time ago now where's my bf?
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>tfw everything everyone's ever told you is a lie
>tfw living in a simulation
>tfw the world ended in 2012 and we've shifted dimentions into the flat earth universe
>tfw still retain memories of the old universe but some are subtly changed i.e Mandela Effect
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>everything everyone's ever told you is a lie
Wait... that means you must be lying too.
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5D earth is starting to get cool
>friends starting to get telepathy and prophecy
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>>35351438
>tfw no telepathic mystic friends who can teach you their secret art
i made a thread a couple of weeks ago about this girl In my lecture that I talked to, finally I got her number (well shes pretty social so she takes anyone's number who's taking our class), she laughed at my jokes too, feelsgood, I don't think i have a chance because of chads but ill keep you guys posted
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I wish you the best of luck.
For some reason when Isee screencaps of texting threads or successful tinder chats I get pretty mad, but when it's just text I'm capable of just being happy and letting go of stupid envy and other concerns
So ya, I wish you the best, honestly. Feels great to make someone laugh and smile, espeically someone you like.
Keep us posted anon, and once again: I wish you the best.
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>>35351341
Thisis a comfy-looking Pepe.
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>>35351341
congradulations and good luck anon.
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REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF HOLLYWOOD
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Kid with no fucking problems at all feels sad one night because he was doing too well in school so was applying for prestigious schools which made him "stressed" so he calls a fucking suicide hotline like the norman scum he is (didn't even fucking attempt a suicide) and checks HIMSELF into the mental hospital. Tells everyone he's depressed. Stays there for 5 days and makes friends, gets a gf, kisses his oneitis and then rejects her and goes for the 9/10 looney bin chick and then he goes back to his normie chad life and is happy forever...
>all throughout the movie friends call him up saying "I feel depressed too, but only sometimes xD"
>"good thing I have all these friends to be depressed with, we're so miserable xD"
THATS CALLED BEING SAD YOU STUPID CUNTS
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>tfw no 9/10 looney bin gf
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Hollyjew can't make movies robots can relate to.
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>>35351302
>movie about depression
>people smiling on the cover
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>>35351302
>NO LOONEY BIN GF
ITS NOT FAIR
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/r9k/, how do I get a vampire gf?
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>>35351292
start by inventing vampires
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>>35351321
serious answers only, pls
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>>35351348
u want a parasite?
wtf is wrong with u
>Try to make the push to grandmaster
>Losing streak back down to diamond league
Bots, how do you play competitive video games without wanting to kill yourself? I mean.. I try-hard video games to say I'm not shitty at something in life, but then I go on a losing streak and it's like I'm absolutely worthless in every way.
How do I get good? I just want to be the best Mercy NA so I can say I did something neat with all the time I waste. Is there any bots at Overwatch who don't suck and want to carry a worthless healer?
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>>35351291
If you want to be the best mercy, you need a team that supports you.
If you're trying to solo, you're relying on pubs to do well.
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>>35351291
>tryharding in videogames
If you stop having fun it means it's time to stop
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>>35351374
tryharding can be fun too.
It's rewarding to face difficult opponents and overcome them. It's punishing to lose against them, but the bitterness of defeat makes the victories that much sweeter
How frequently do you think about suicide?
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A few times a day.
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It's not an option for me so I don't think about it. I just live until I finally get mercy.
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>>35351290
A couple times a week. Most of the time I just hope for an "accident" that is quick and mostly painless.
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How come Thailand is filled with Chads now? I was expecting to see the old and desperate, but instead I saw the streets and the beaches filled with 6ft4 titans with bulging abs and SS approved skulls.
What the fuck? How did this happen?
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>SS approved skulls
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>>35351284
20 years of alpha western men cuck I g their women on sex trips?
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They just roam the popular tourist spots, like Koh Tao or Koh Phangan for MUH FULL MOON PARTY. Thailand is pretty big and there's still plenty of places where farangs are rare. Like fucking Isaan for example, which is a disgusting region, but that's another story.
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I graduated being a NEET 2017-03-07 09:56:58 Post No.35351282
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Now i'm a English teacher in Japan
:)
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NOT IN
EDUCATION
EMPLOYMENT OR
TRAINING.
sorry OP.
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>>35351370
>employment
dumbass
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Hello. I am bored,here is a shitty drawing
Request what i should draw, i will upload it
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>>35351262
Draw wojak and pepe sucking a dick together while on their knees in a puddle of strawberries.
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>>35351306
Draw a ice sword with a fire aura
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>>35351334
Here you are mates