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Do any fembots (not traps) in here support Trump?
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>>34222727
85% of the population voted Democrat.

>thanks electoral college for going against democracy and picking the candidate with the least votes.

I'm not being bitter, hilldawg sucks cock too.
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I just vote however my dad tells me too so I voted trump. I'm not into politics so I doubt I'm the political gf you are looking for
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>>34222727
>supporting your shitty 1% billionaire who doesn't care about you

okay

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Mickey and Mallory Knox did it, Say it!
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Mickey and Mallory Knox did it
>leonardcohen.mp3
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>>34222712
You stilll like me now, Jack?
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>>34222712
Only love can kill the demon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6vajABAgDA

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>tfw you're a Jack of all trades
Who else here /Joat/?
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>>34222646
who else here /fucking terrible at everything/?
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>>34222646
I'm not sure if I'm schizophrenic or a jack of all trades
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>>34222646
>Can get into stuff very easily
>Often get complimented or asked if I already tried the thing
>After a short while my mastery level just fucking stops and never goes up

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If you were a cute girl why would you date a self loathing depressed robot instead of a confident healthy normal?
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>>34222627
Good point I wish other people on this board would realize that.
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yes because I could easily dominate the robot.
I could make him eat well and go to gym. I could dress him up as I please. I could make him do any sexual act I wanted. I could make him get a job to support us/help support us.

I see why women marry betas after fucking chad for years. you get your cake and eat it too.
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There isn't such a thing as a confident healthy normal person.

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Hey guys. At the tender age of 25 I... just lost my virginity to crystal-sempai.

She raped me thouroughly with those rubbery spikes on her inside, I only lasted ten seconds. No human girl could ever compare.
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>>34222557
Holy crap that cross section. It reminds me of something else.
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>>34222573
What the fuck is a magnetic stabilizing ring?
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>>34222634
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_hilt
According to the star wars wiki, it's a lightsaber component intended to make sure that the lightsaber blade doesn't burn through the hilt. Don't ask me how.

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Can we have a bipolar thread?
post bipolar feels
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No one?
;_;
oreganoas
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>normal, happy, sociable, high self-esteem, and feel invincible

This is a good way to live.
However, every two years it's like my brain flips a switch:

>can't eat, sleep, can hardly even get up to turn the tv on or off, want to die, not even bothered to be able to kill myself.

This lasts a months.
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this one time I was angry, but then, I wasn't anymore

xDD
>:(

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>tfw no ebonics bf
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>>34222447
Why the fuck do you repost this shit every single fucking day?
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>>34223304
Mostly boredom. Stop replying to my thread.
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>>34223304
Idk if it's the same guy but this is literally here every day lol chill

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>you will never be able to drop everything and move to another town/state/country where no one knows you, where you can start fresh and act how you want without anyone caring because they have no idea who you are compared to your small, hometown self where you are the awkward, quiet kid that stays in his room all day
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Honestly I would recommend you all try to drop everything and do just that. Its a great fresh new feeling cause by running away from all your failures.
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>>34222400
Running away costs money. I wish I could but as a NEET there's no way
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oh yes it would be great to be exactly the same worthless incompetent person i am now only homeless in an unfamiliar place only no one knows that im worthless and incompetent because i will pretend i am not as i beg for change at intersections and sleep in garbage

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Typ e disj oint ed li ke thi s to anno y the absolu te fu ck ou t of peop le.

Ch eers :)
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>>34222349
Spank my ass anon
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>>34222434
D id yo u me an to sa y: "sla p my a ss anon"?
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>>34222471
>D id yo u me an to sa y: "sla p my a ss anon"?

no

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Ok robots, I decided to bite the bullet and hire a hooker so I don't have to be a virgin anymore.

My question is: what do you use to do it? Now that backpage is shutdown/a giant sting operation, what's a safe way to hire a prostitute?
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>>34222254
where do you live? oregano commento
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>>34222254
>what's a safe way to hire a prostitute?
You don't and become a wizard. Contrary to what most people say, it's alright.
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>>34222455
District of Collumbia

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ITT: MSN Live Messenger stories and memories.
RIP
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>>34222173
implying that you're going to get decent posts about this in a board full of underage faggots
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>not AIM stores and memories
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>>34222215
Pretty sure kids born in 2000 used it too.
t. January 1998
>>34222249
Look at this inferior pleb.

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"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
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Repostfag
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Nice repost, you fag. Everyone knows the story of the M&M duels.
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>>34222188
>>34222192
>m-muh reposts!

Fuck off

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>tfw too intelligent for bf

any other fembots feel this way? Second a guy outs himself as dumber than me in any way I just don't feel it anymore. I know it might be unrealistic but I want a guy who is just better than me. I want a guy who makes me feel weak, but will also protect me.
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>>34222142
>red pill women

Also, anyone who falls for the fembot b8 should be castrated
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>>34222222
Finally, a good get for a good cause.
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>>34222222
nice job brainlet, you just bumped my thread.

nice digits tho

Well boyz?
Is this cuck right?
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>women
>making a meal
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>>34222134
Notice how the man has to give her everything.
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>>34222134
Kinda, wise women are generally very wise, but they are rare

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What would you have done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijOcuHu_6cU
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>>34222129
Not go to a public school filled with lower class dregs and their constant chimping out between themselves, that's what.
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>>34222129
Same thing, just without the nigger part.
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he got so mad because he called him a nigger.

good job, this is why people keep using the word.
black people are straight up chimps, it's embarrassing and they're gonna be stuck like this decades.

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