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I ducking hate anime posters. They're fucking stupid and I wish they would stop.
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Quack quack then why do you come to a website about discussing anime quack?
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hahaha you dont like anime posters so let me post one hahaha so funny!
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>>38715237
ITT: I want more anime reaction images/gifs

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I see two of everything it feels so good it' so calm
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>>38715236
nice picture
originalsdasom
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>>38715438
I'm nice not jjust the pic
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>>38715618
You are, anon! You're a nice person!

anyone here like gavin mcinnes?
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>>38715194
no,in a very oraginal way
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>>38715194
meh he is alright wish he wouldnt shove things up his ass on cam but he is a leaf
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>>38715194
Used to when I went through my edgy anti-SJW phase.

now I think he's a cuck bc I'm full on nazi

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Fembots, have you ever had sexual experience with a girl?
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>>38715138
>watching camgirl
>find a bunch of cam rips
>she does a bunch of shows with another girl
>won't do any lesbian stuff
>the most les thing I've seen her do is kiss the other girl lightly
WHY WONT SHE DO LES STUFF
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>>38715138
I fucking wish. I'll never get a gf. Reeeeee etc.
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My twin sister and I used to experiment with each other. We went as far as finger banging and scissoring. It's kind of weird in retrospect.

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I don't wanna live in a generation where girls are still having sex with guys when they like someone

Or girls that are hooking up for that matter
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join a church or kys
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>>38715120
Wrong
It's either start a cult or join a rape gang
Bitches love cults
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>>38715120
>join a church
>implying
The difference is that the church girl begs Jebus for forgiveness after she gets gangbanged. The recent generation of women is fucked if you aren't into casual sex.

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Does anyone have romantic/fun greentexts about their experiences with girls? I want to live through you, since I don't have any myself
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>be me
>had a few gfs, had sex a few times
>go to college
>fall into depression
>fail four years of my life
>meet a virgin girl
>talk to her normally
>not really interested
>cutie;but flat af
>beta af
>don't give it much of a thought
>one day she asks me out
>i think,fuck it,why not
>makes sure i know that she's virgin and not planning on losing her virginity before marriage
>idc desu
>be in a relationship with her for 2 months
>nothing physical
>starts to like her
>first time we're alone together
>high af
>her first time being high
>we pass the whole day joking around and she hugged me for a solid hour
>first time i felt at home
>first time i truly love someone this much
she's virgin , and has alot of first times...but she gave me alot of first times also
never felt this satisfied with someone
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>>38715275
WTF? This gay as fuck
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>Be me
>Girl is interested
>Idc
>She's persistant
>I eventually fall for her
>After 2 months she travels to meet an internet friend for a weekend
>She comes back
>Suddenly seems distant
>Talk to her about it
>She swears nothing is going on, she's just tired
>Skip 1 month with me trying to fix things
>Eventually call it off
>she admits she's unsure about her feelings
>Says we can be friends
> Lolnope.jpg
>Stalk her facebook, the guy she visited is at her place
>Hoes aint nothing but bitches and tricks

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Without memeing or being overly misogynistic, how difficult is it to get a girlfriend who's at least cute? It can't be that hard right?

FWIW, I'm a 20 year old college student. Lost my virginity at 19 to a girl who was a 5/10. I've never had a cute/hot girlfriend tho.
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Normies got the memo on how to get attractive gfs early in life.

Sadly, us robots are damned to be "late bloomers"
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bump the fuck up for cute blondes
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The question of all questions in Western civilization..................

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>Girls take all the summer jobs because perverted owners who lack female affection love to look at them and choose them over a hard working Guy

Remind me again why we aren't allowed to kill people ?
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try a call center
or a coffee shop
girls can't work there because they can't handle the tiresome jobs
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>>38715030
Aren't most baristas women?
>>38714886
But yeah he has the right idea, find something that needs manual labor/graveyard shift/etc
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>>38714886
Free market, bitch

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does anyone have any rares of ashley?
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>>38714869
Who is this?

Hfjgb you uh g the hfj
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No but someone posted this yesterday
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>>38714869
Which Ashley are you referring to?

Do any of you automated faggits drive?
What do you drive?
Where do you go?
I have this 2004 Volkswagen Krautmobile turbo, but I have nowhere to go because I'm on autismbux and literally have nowhere to go.
I go to gas stations, and that's about it.
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>be me
>get in my car
>drop my precious little daughter off at day care
>drive to starbucks
>drive to work
>drive to grocery store
>pick up daughter
>tell her that her macaroni picture is wonderful (it isn't)
>drive home
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>>38714862
Just sell your house and live on the road
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>>38714862

that house can either $80K in the midwest or $1 mil in Socal/Seattle/SF/Vancouver

>haven't eaten in a day
>getting desperate for food
>"Hey anon come with my friend and I to a small food fest! I'll buy you food!"
>okay.jpg
>get there, it's full of fucking loud sounds and people
>It's actually a big anime convention
>sit somewhere and try not to die of anxiety browsing r9k
>browse so furiously I run out of boards to lurk
>refresh page in panic
Where the fuck is the neet helicopter patrol get me the fuck out of here I'm going to fucking lose it I should've just stayed inside and starved instead of giving in I knew this shit was too going to be a regret and I did it anyway
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>Where the fuck is the neet helicopter patrol
KEK
you're a baka for ever leaving the house desu
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>>38714789
>neet helicopter patrol
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>>38714789
>Going outside
Beginner's mistake

A juggler gives up on his dreams.
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>>38714700
Oh, tragic
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>>38714700
A man pours up a large whiskey on the rocks
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A mystical vacuum begins consumption of the worlds, starting with a man and his treasured pet rock collection.

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It's over. The normies win again.
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>2 messages
Looks like you belong there
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>>38714927
I hope this was a sarcastic remark.
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>>38714599
these memes got out from here and reaches /pol/ and /b/, of course they will reach normies from those cancer boards

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What happened to her asshole, did it rip?
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also curious
oregeanono
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It would have been extremely painful
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>>38714569
Holy fuck this is gross why did you post this fucking gif?

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>add girl from restaurant on normiebook
>she hearts 5 of my pics and messages me first


>set up date with girl
>she cancels
>set up second date with girl
>she got stuck in the mud while getting gas and her phone was dead
>she tries to set up a third date
>tell her to forget about it and that I don't have time for this
>she spams 6 messages about how sorry she is

I left her on read but is there any salvaging this?
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>>38714520
This is strange, if she really wanted to go on a date she would've made the time for it.

Do you know why she canceled the first date, anon ?

Seems like she might've actually been stuck in the mud for the second time, but who knows girls can be unpredictable
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>>38714607
well I asked her out and she said sure what time but didn't log on till later that night.

I kinda believe her about getting stuck in the mud since we're in mexico and roads aren't paved here. she's definitely below me looks wise plus I'm a chicano visiting mexico so she probably thinks I'm loaded.

do you think this is salvageable
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friendly desperate bump


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