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>>38715194
no,in a very oraginal way

>>38715194
meh he is alright wish he wouldnt shove things up his ass on cam but he is a leaf

>>38715194
Used to when I went through my edgy anti-SJW phase.

now I think he's a cuck bc I'm full on nazi

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>>38715138
>watching camgirl
>find a bunch of cam rips
>she does a bunch of shows with another girl
>won't do any lesbian stuff
>the most les thing I've seen her do is kiss the other girl lightly
WHY WONT SHE DO LES STUFF

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>>38715138
I fucking wish. I'll never get a gf. Reeeeee etc.

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My twin sister and I used to experiment with each other. We went as far as finger banging and scissoring. It's kind of weird in retrospect.

join a church or kys

>>38715120
Wrong
It's either start a cult or join a rape gang
Bitches love cults

>>38715120
>join a church
>implying
The difference is that the church girl begs Jebus for forgiveness after she gets gangbanged. The recent generation of women is fucked if you aren't into casual sex.

>be me
>had a few gfs, had sex a few times
>go to college
>fall into depression
>fail four years of my life
>meet a virgin girl
>talk to her normally
>not really interested
>cutie;but flat af
>beta af
>don't give it much of a thought
>one day she asks me out
>i think,fuck it,why not
>makes sure i know that she's virgin and not planning on losing her virginity before marriage
>idc desu
>be in a relationship with her for 2 months
>nothing physical
>starts to like her
>first time we're alone together
>high af
>her first time being high
>we pass the whole day joking around and she hugged me for a solid hour
>first time i felt at home
>first time i truly love someone this much
she's virgin , and has alot of first times...but she gave me alot of first times also
never felt this satisfied with someone

>>38715275
WTF? This gay as fuck

>Be me
>Girl is interested
>Idc
>She's persistant
>I eventually fall for her
>After 2 months she travels to meet an internet friend for a weekend
>She comes back
>Suddenly seems distant
>Talk to her about it
>She swears nothing is going on, she's just tired
>Skip 1 month with me trying to fix things
>Eventually call it off
>she admits she's unsure about her feelings
>Says we can be friends
> Lolnope.jpg
>Stalk her facebook, the guy she visited is at her place
>Hoes aint nothing but bitches and tricks

Normies got the memo on how to get attractive gfs early in life.

Sadly, us robots are damned to be "late bloomers"

bump the fuck up for cute blondes

The question of all questions in Western civilization..................

try a call center
or a coffee shop
girls can't work there because they can't handle the tiresome jobs

>>38715030
Aren't most baristas women?
>>38714886
But yeah he has the right idea, find something that needs manual labor/graveyard shift/etc

>>38714886
Free market, bitch

>>38714869
Who is this?

Hfjgb you uh g the hfj

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No but someone posted this yesterday

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>>38714869
Which Ashley are you referring to?

>be me
>get in my car
>drop my precious little daughter off at day care
>drive to starbucks
>drive to work
>drive to grocery store
>pick up daughter
>tell her that her macaroni picture is wonderful (it isn't)
>drive home

>>38714862
Just sell your house and live on the road

>>38714862

that house can either $80K in the midwest or $1 mil in Socal/Seattle/SF/Vancouver

>Where the fuck is the neet helicopter patrol
KEK
you're a baka for ever leaving the house desu

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>>38714789
>neet helicopter patrol

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>>38714789
>Going outside
Beginner's mistake

>>38714700
Oh, tragic

>>38714700
A man pours up a large whiskey on the rocks

A mystical vacuum begins consumption of the worlds, starting with a man and his treasured pet rock collection.

>2 messages
Looks like you belong there

>>38714927
I hope this was a sarcastic remark.

>>38714599
these memes got out from here and reaches /pol/ and /b/, of course they will reach normies from those cancer boards

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also curious
oregeanono

It would have been extremely painful

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>>38714569
Holy fuck this is gross why did you post this fucking gif?

>>38714520
This is strange, if she really wanted to go on a date she would've made the time for it.

Do you know why she canceled the first date, anon ?

Seems like she might've actually been stuck in the mud for the second time, but who knows girls can be unpredictable

>>38714607
well I asked her out and she said sure what time but didn't log on till later that night.

I kinda believe her about getting stuck in the mud since we're in mexico and roads aren't paved here. she's definitely below me looks wise plus I'm a chicano visiting mexico so she probably thinks I'm loaded.

do you think this is salvageable

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friendly desperate bump

be good at something useful
grow a beard
keep your hair a lil bit long
leave your comfort zone

>>38714510
Lock yourself in your basement and play vidya.
Work from time to time so you can feed yourself.

>>38714602
>be good at something useful
>leave your comfort zone
I do that all the time
Im not even given chances in normal situations

like I got a gold medal in public speaking in HS but College debate team wouldnt let me in because they thought I was autistic

Unless you're Chad, then it's okay.

idk. i'd be disgusted if some ugly person came up to me and tried to talk to me

>>38714509
>Just dont try at all
thanks