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Not all poor white people are dumb racist retards.

>>36048006
I'm a typically left-wing person for the most part but it's hard to sympathize with the working class sometimes when they're just so stupid and uneducated.

I'd rather live around poor whites than poor blacks, anyone who disagrees never lived in a mostly black area.

dude thats so fucking creepy

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Choosing to play this "game" is fucking weird but not gonna lie whoever cut this whale into their wrist did a good job.

>>36047817
i would fucking love to play this game but i don't get why so many seemingly normie teenagers are doing it. seems kinda fishy desu...

Why do I feel like you've made this thread before?

Dunno. It's my first time posting about this?

So... What happened, nothing?

What do you want advice with?

>women initiate conversations with me
>I get compliments like "omg anon you got nice arms" or "anon you got so big"
>most of the time spill my spaghetti and say stuff like "y-you too"
>after a few minutes they all leave and tell everybody I'm a loser

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Until a couple years ago I was a fat "gamer" type who didn't give a shit about his appearance.

I finally decided to do something about this, started eating better and doing some exercise and over a span of a year I lost most of the fat. I signed up for one of those online services that just send you clothes every month so now I dress better. I went to an expensive mens barber shop and asked them for advice on how I should cut my hair and now I could pass for a Chad.

Women actually want to talk to me now. I didn't even realize how socially inept I am until now.

Couple of recent examples:
>This cool chick asks me out
>I start stuttering say that I don't really have time (I work a lot)
>It's ok Anon, just give me your number
>I was so surprised that someone asked me out I literally forgot cellphones exist
>I give her my number
>The next day she text me about how handsome I look
>I don't even know how to respond
>I still haven't written anything back, it's been over a week

This one is from a few days ago
>need to do some shopping, go to the mall
>this super hot chick who works at the store I'm at starts chatting with me
>whatever, she probably is just being nice to me because she makes commission on sales
>I buy the stuff I needed she still wants to chat, asks me questions about myself
>outright asks me if I'm single
>outright tells me I'm cute
>when I leave she wants a goodbye hug
>I leave
>30 minutes later in the car, on the way home I realize that she was actually flirting with me
>wtf is wrong with me...

Becoming /fit/ exposed my true power level, I wasn't ready.

I'm going to officially be 27 in a couple of days. Still a kissless virgin. So my biggest question here is: do I have to go to Hogwarts at 30 or will I automatically know how to control my magic powers?

>>36048252
Yeah I know how you feel bro
This girl wants to hug me every time she sees me even though we don't really know each other.
And I never know how to react so I just stand there.

>>36047785
why yo let yourself get used and come whine to me.

get angry if you love yourself.

>>36047785
I had a coworker who did almost the exact same thing, even after she started actually dating the guy. She'd flirt with almost every guy in the store and he'd flirt with a good deal of the girls and they'd always get jealous and paranoid about it. ''''''Luckily'''''' I was already obsessing over another girl so I didn't get crushed.

>>36047827
So should I beat her?

It's another one of those
>if you do something I don't do you are not a robot.

>>36047725
>People who attend college on a regular basis, have friends, and talk to succubi
>Then come on this board
>"Oh woe is me guys, my support group of friends are all gone on vacation to their second homes and my gf hasn't texted me for 2 mins, I haven't left the house all day. Guess I'm a KHV now. Time to kill myself."

Why the fuck am I even here? I should just go to wizchan already.

>>36047800
>they aren't legitimate
>there isn't a purity test to being a robot
>"everyone can cash in"

fuck off normie

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>>36047652
I fucking hate this institution and everything it stands for. Parents forced me to sign up if I was to stay with them (leech of them) and I made it very clear that I will not try and I that I have no passion in what I'll be studying. They recently figured out I'm failing all my classes, might get kicked out, oh well.

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>>36047652
>live on very edge of my uni's campus
>annoyingly far from everything
>have junker car but I'm a poorfag and can't afford to legally drive it
>realize almost no one on my campus drives anyway everyone has a bike
>manage to buy a bike off some guy on campus for $15
>never rode one before
>watch some youtube videos and decide to teach myself
>waited until late at night a few days ago
>found a good spot on campus with no one around to practice
>couldn't get the hang of it at all
>repeatedly eating shit
>keep at it
>right as I fall off one of the times some normies appear
>they start laughing at me and wondering out loud if I'm retarded
>get embarrassed and walk back to my room
>haven't touched the bike since

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>tfw doing great academically but still can't find a gf

anyone else know this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

Mr Chi-City Kicks it with a Friend, idk why this shit is so sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCt-C94TVAg

he introduced her to drugs and she overdosed while he was on tour.

i think she was pregnant with his kid too. he almost killed himself.
i think.

"When I'm Gone" by Randy Newman. Written for the finale of one of my favorite tv shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmAI2Qvyg7Q&ab_channel=Shadowwize

Oh god I hate that shit

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>>36047635
>When you repress it but it starts haunting you in your dreams instead.

>>36047635
>that one friend from your old highschool you desperately miss
poor trevon

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happy birthday rose <3

happy bday, rose!

Hope OP gets a blowjob from rose DESU that's some dedication

>>36047543
leave out some paper tomorrow and see if you write anything KEK

>>36047571
This is serious, why the heck would I scratch pen marks into my favorite and most expensive pair of jeans?

>>36047682
well just try it man, you might write something insightful to your problems

>>36047503
Do you think she likes you? Does she have a bf?

>>36047503
So she has classes with you and youre asking us how to normiebook pm her?

The fact that youre even considering talking over the computer and not irl already means you lose. Youre likely underage too

>>36047541
I'm not sure, she definitely doesn't hate me since she still sits next to me

>>36047622
21 and in 4th semester of college, but I'm autistic KHV so I have no idea what to do

>>36047501
sure, just fuck whores and be stuipid

Yes. I just played xcom for 7 hours straight. Ate sweets, drank juice. My eyes hurt and i almost forgot i miss my ex.

So yes, you can be happy. Just play xcom.

Depends on how deluded you are

>>36047487
>I need help using semi-colons and I don't really know when to use commas.

The usage of semicolons isn't thoroughly grounded, so they're regarded as very much optional. Few people bother to juggle them in everyday writing, so not understanding which situations might call for a semicolon won't necessarily hinder you.

In a nutshell: A semicolon's "official" function is to indicate sentences that are very related, but could also stand alone. For example:
>I went to the story today; it was incredibly crowded.
This is fine. But...

>I went to the store today. It was incredibly crowded.
... is also fine.

>>36047633
Thanks dude; you're pretty cool.
:3

>>36047487
>commas

The function of a comma is to separate clauses that may be linked by conjunctions, and to separate lists of items. Some examples:

A list of items
>I would like five bananas, four apples and three kiwis.
Note: You could also place a comma after "apples" if you feel so inclined.

Example conjunctions
>I just came from the store, but I forgot to purchase everything on my list.

Example conjunctions 2
>I'm finished with the laundry, so now I'm going to do the dishes.
Note: "so" is a conjunction here.

What in the Holy mother of fuck?

>>36047347
(((golems)))

>>36047347
Absolutely abhorrent photoshop senpai.