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>>34188577
I wouldn't call that ugly bug eyed bitch a stacy.

>>34188577
Just as rare as in every other constellation. You are pretty fucked up.

>>34188598
quit lying to yourself virgin
you know if she showed any interest, you'd be on that in seconds

>>34188461
post proof or this is another meme thread.

>>34188461
what actually happened or is this made up?

your story makes zero sense

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>tfw girlfriend's other boyfriend got her pregnant at 16
>worried this will make them closer and she won't have as much time for me
>get a job and pay for their expenses so she'll appreciate me more
What the fuck bros, she just spends more time with him. When I'm off work all I do is babysit.

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>>34188456
I just read a thread where an anon found out his "sister" was actually his biological mother, you're kid is going to be mentally fucked for life once the veil of deception and the facade is lifted which WILL happen.

And when that day comes he's going to hate you, hope he chops your dick off or something you piece of shit. Portraying yourself as a victim when your SON is the real victim. Just do him a favor and kill yourself so at least he might have a semi normal life and the truth need never come out

>>34188456
But Cebruz, youre gay!!!

Nah, fuk ya, cunt

>>34188435
:333
oxoxxox

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>>34188435
Wtf is this shit,my man?!

>>34188323
>i give alot of importance to stupid details
ftfy

i agree with you OP but i think if you loved a girl who had one for her personality then you would be willing to look past it

alot of people do impulsive shit that they end up regretting, so like dont judge them entirely off the fact they have some ugly ink on their body

>>34189083
I suppose it's possible to change so completely over the years that you could go from the kind of girl who'd get a tattoo to the kind who wouldn't, but it doesn't seem likely. She'd have to be a REALLY fucking nice person.

When I was 10 I rubbed dicks with my best friend and his older brother

replying to this gay ass post

>>34188295
one time when i was 12 or 13, i cuddled with my friend for the better part of an afternoon, stayed friends for another 7 years, didn't mention it or even think about it until maybe a year or two ago

>>34188163
Girls fake it lad

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>>34188163
What are you doing here

reeeee

How is having a small dick the end of the world to some of you? Just finger her or abuse her clit and she'll cum at least twice. You might not get pleasure out of it, but if she's not a fucking bitch she'll get you off afterwards.

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>>34188064
is it even possible?

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>>34188112
i don't originally thank so

>>34188064
Because asia men have ten times the effective intelligence and have the same culture. Most Asian countries are very racist and xenophobic. If anything, the women would just want to look at a black man like they look at monkeys in a zoo. If they really wanted to be sluts widening their holes, they could just use dildos and avoid getting aids.

Why do you make this thread everyday? What do you mean by this?

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>>34188045
Why do you keep posting this thread?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

I don't know, maybe they are whores or maybe they like it as a fashion accessory.

Who knows what women actually think?

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>>34188012
How fat is she then?

lets see a pic of her i want to feel some rage this morning

>>34188012
And?


She's right you fuckwit

Put down a towel you goblin

My ass sweats when I have to go poo.

Not when I masturbate. Did you masturbate butt naked or did it soak through your underwear

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I have hemorrhoids and oh yeah, it sweats. Major case of swamp ass. I'm not even overweight.

>>34187986
alright, taking mozambique, name goatse and colour green

just kidding fags lmao , i cant edit for shit , also
>>34188005
kys for chosing an africa country

>>34188059
kys for starting a thread like that...you probably ended it cause you were too lazy to find out where to find it on the map anyways

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>>34187982
32
No

Original 123xyz

virgins are truly pathetic
Kys you serve no purpose

>>34188006
are you an ex-robot who fucked one girl and now feels good about himself?

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How ugly we talking here?

oreganeliocommento

>>34188074
Pretty bad. There's a picture on my kik if you're morbidly curious. /soc/ once rated me a 5, but I don't believe it.

>>34187975
>has to be a virgin
Wow, good luck with that, OP.

Me
Got /fit/ but things don't usually go past first date. I like to read, don't watch tv but play video games and love dreaming. Actually part of the reason I got fit is working out to exhaustion makes me have some vivid dreams.

I think there are some other reasons like not being able to flirt, read people and being pale as fuck cause I work nights but oh well

I don't necessarily think I'm too boring. I can make conversation pretty easily, even better if I'm comfortable. It's really all about smiling and laughing at the right times. Doesn't even have to be genuine. Just follow the social script. And the closer you get, the less you have to follow the script.

Unfortunately, I'm 90% sure I'm bipolar so I constantly experience emotional extremities which makes me too emotionally dysfunctional to maintain any sort of relationship. But I might just be too boring and I'm using my autism/bipolar-ness as an excuse.

Bingo
I don't think I'd be a fit for any girl.