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>"ANON HELP, TYRONE HAS GOT ME."

Wat do?
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jack off in the corner obviously
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Help Tyrone to hide the body
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>shoot Tyrone
>see her piercings
>shoot her

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tfw no Kiyru Kazuma bf
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>used to hate/love tekken 6
>after being neet can't drop money into system for tekken 7

this shows I'm on the wrong path for sure

oh you fembots, I failed to impress you
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>>38070761
I LOVE YOU

YOU LOVE ME

HEY HEY HEY
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tfw no skelly robot boyfriend to cuddle

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Who black with a small dick here?

>tfw 2.9 inches
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>brown skin hispanic
>7"x4.5" pencil dick
It ain't fair
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So is that 2.9 hard?
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>>38070852

naturaIIy

Guys, I've had nothing but free time these past two weeks and I've been fapping like crazy 'cause I have fuck-all to do.
Now for some reason I'm not turned on by anything.
It's like my hormones just shut off.

I'm panicking what the fuck did I do
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Try prostate orgasm
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>>38070663
Take time off fapping you retarded troglodyte. Like a week or so, preferably without even looking at porn. You'll be back to teen levels of horniness and vanilla porn.
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>>38070663
Take a break from fapping you baka, you overloaded on endorphins

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>tfw 26
>tfw 5ft8
>tfw 4inch dick
>tfw live in moms basement
>tfw cant tie my shoes
>tfw cant drive
>tfw took a test that i studied for hours for and still failed it
>lost 200 dollars
>cant tie my shoes
>kicked out of military navy because couldnt swim or fold clothes correctly
>tfw just completely numb
>tfw older and lost all my passion and energy

why should i even go on knowing that im severly retarded?
Why am i put through this hell?
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I can relate to this OP where are you from?
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You put 'cant tie shoes' twice there, dummy.
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this is me but my dick is 3 inches

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Uhm...look at this shit:
https://twitter.com/madewithARKit

Mixed reality is going to disrupt this world man but just think about this, robots--think that you finally won't have to be lonely anymore with this tech. There is a race for perfect AI + this I mean damn this is crazy. Think of the controversy too if everything is so lifelike. What sort of things would be illegal and shit.
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Care to give me the short version OP, I'm assuming it's VR that can be deployed onto real life?
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>>38070611
If you thought Google glasses were klunky... But yeah magic leap I've heard lives up to the name. Bad magic imo. Soon they'll have implanted stuff like that.
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So, Google Glass 2?

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4chan
This place was a utopia.
It fell into hell a decade ago.

We're just the phantoms of the past and the demons of the future
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>>38070609
>4chan was a utopia
no it wasn't
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>>38070893
well at least it was fun
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>>38070609
tfw no more caturday threads

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>just got back from the KFC
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>>38070585
>the KFC
How old are you, 102?
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>>38070585
Are you dooin nuffin?
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what did you guys eat today?
me:
>a pizza
>bag of chips
>two chocolate bars
>one 1.5L bottle soda
>4 toasts

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>that guy who brags about making six figures online but doesn't provide proof
>That guy who says he has a GF
>That guy says he lives on his own but lives in poverty
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>>38070578
That Hapa with the one inch baby penis who posts all the cuck threads.
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Hey I make six figures but I'll never provide proof to some neck beard fags who would spy on me. Listen to what you're saying and realize you're wrong
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>>38070578
>>That guy says he lives on his own but lives in poverty
I don't live in poverty, but I have never felt so alone and isolated.

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>Homophobic?
>Racist?
>Misogynistic?

>yes
>yes
>yes
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>rotting in a grave?

>yes.

:(
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>>38070558
>Homophobic?
hard to tell, I'm guessing no
>Racist?
No
>Misogynistic?
No but he should be considering how hard my mom fucked up his life
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>>38070558
Yes
Yes
Yes
He's a good man

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>tfw you find out one of your neighbor's has a Husky/Shepard mix but they won't let you pet it

Fucking bitch.
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>>38070548
You still let some guy use your asshole for a husky you don't even have.
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>>38070776
That is super rude, anon! Get out of here with your rude lies!
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HUSKY-POSTER! You're back! This is the best news I've gotten. All day

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Will future generations look back on the Trans Movement with disgust?

https://youtu.be/shX3Jt2rdmc
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>>38070533
If he didn't have so many manly features he would be a good trap desu.
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there are uglier woman, ironic shill.

>select all meatbags
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>>38070560
I actually think if they weren't crazy and were sane enough to put effort in they could probably pass.

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Post your manlet feels. If you are below 6 feet, you are a manlet.
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Im 6' 3" and still a kissless, handholdless virgin. Height only matters to the lesser minded.

Never, NEVER go for a girl who is one to choose a guy over height. She is a shallow-minded bitch who only wants more "masculine" men for her own personal gain.
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I'm sad I will never be able to make a girl feel safe and protected.
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6"3 and stilll get less pussy than my friend who is 5'6... it's all about action, he just approaches and makes himself available, where my insecurities kill me

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>kissless virgin at 33
>only girl'friend' was in high school, so did hold hands

GO
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>>38070491
Fuck you, holding hands is fucking lightyears above 90% of this board.
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>>38070491

>33 year old virgin
>had a bf in high school for 1 month
>kissed on the lips with no tongue 4 times
>he dumped me and immediately came out as full blown homo
>now full blown NEET
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>>38070491
>23 year old
>Already fucked 22 girls on tinder
>Played football in highschool and had gf on debate team
>First kiss at 11 with family friend
>cheated on her with cheerleader
>Laughing at you faggots on a daily basis

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Ask someone who has had sex before anything.
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Sex is heaven and you will never understand you robots.

Kissing, grabbing whatever you want, puttin your penis in the vagina and knowing she's reacting to you.

it's the best, porn is cancer, real sex is the answer.
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Can confirm; you retards are missing out on the only good part of life.
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Am I a loser for not having done it

Im 23

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