[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 371. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1449391200237 (1).png (47KB, 650x773px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449391200237 (1).png
47KB, 650x773px
>Tfw can't grow a beard
>hairline is receding rapidly
>Losing hair on my crown
Fucking hell, I just can't fucking win. Why the fuck is this happening to me?
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>39472277
LEarn some kind of skill to make up for it.
You'd have to find that skill though
>>
>>39472277
What is your age, OP?
Originalcommentmang
>>
>>39472277
Shave your hair off or wear a hat that suits you.

File: 1504285163274.png (194KB, 601x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1504285163274.png
194KB, 601x600px
You lads ready for another semester of normies, group projects, and procrastination? Last semester can't wait until this shit storm is over two b h
35 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
Common no uni lads?!
>>
Literally no students on r9k what went wrong I know you guys aren't studying
>>
I'm 29, so no

File: 123.png (293KB, 685x499px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
123.png
293KB, 685x499px
>couple of weeks ago
>go to random discord thread
>meet someone with a few of the same interests
>also see that they're a trap and I'm a fag soo
>send them a request
>they reply and we chat for a bit
>we hit it off pretty well
>play overwatch together for a few hours
>wanted to talk to them in voice but they're nervous
>figure this is the case with traps a lot
>they ask me what a look like
>"w-wow anon you're pretty cute"
>ask them for a pic of themselves
>they tell me to hold on for a sec
>couple minutes later picture of super smallcute boi in a wife beater and basketball shorts
>like, the cutest fucking face, chubby little cheeks, tiny nose and freckles
>try to play it cool
>"you're super cute too, your face is super pretty for a guys"
>"th- thanks anon, I'm r- really glad you think so"
>we play for a bit longer
>over next week or two talk a lot
>I'm starting to really like them
>he sends me selfies and stuff a lot
>I tell him how pretty he is and dumb stuff like that and he gushes
>talking late one night
>He's being super flirty tonight
>we kinda say a few lewd things
>"hey anon are you getting hard"
>I wasn't really hard before but getting asked that made me perk up
>"maybe.. wanna see?"
>"p-please.."
>Christ
>take what i think is a decent cock picture
>"a-anon its so big"
>we get lewder
>ask for pic of his "boipussy"
>picture of most beautiful asshole I've ever seen
>ask for pic of cock
>"u-uhm I'm kinda nervous about that anon"
>wtf you just showed me your asshole tho
>"i-i can show you bulge"
>get picture of small bulge in panties
>kinda sad cause he doesn't even look hard
>says he's super hard though
>microdick maybe???
>ignore it, jerk off in call with him, he's got cute girly moans
>next couple of days we do this more
>no dick pics ever tho
>all pictures of his asshole are super close up
>figure maybe he's got a fucked up dick?
>everything else is great tho
>he starts being really clingy
>we fall asleep on the phone together
>it's really nice
Cont
32 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
It's a grill isn't it?
>>
fuck, I hate when the guy you're talking to online turns out to be a girl.
>>
File: image.jpg (98KB, 559x470px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
98KB, 559x470px
I can already taste the anger

File: IMG_1412.jpg (24KB, 226x223px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_1412.jpg
24KB, 226x223px
so the masturbation thread from last night was really interesting and i'd like to revive it. what does a male orgasm feel like? what do you think of? do you watch porn? just go nuts, i'm curious since i don't have a dick.
26 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>39472181
I'd cum in ur pucci just so you could find out ;*)
>>
>>39472181
For five seconds you feel on top of the motherfucking world, and afterwards you just want to fucking die.
>>
Masturbation doesn't feel pleasurable at all for me.
Orgasm just feels like muscle contractions and the sensation of semen coming out of my penis.

File: 1504068213618.jpg (159KB, 689x741px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1504068213618.jpg
159KB, 689x741px
>no fap september
>dicks get hard all the time
>i can't jack it off
>people are starting to notice my dick everywhere i go
what do, i'll look like a fucking sexual deviant if i don't find a way to keep it down, i can't control my boners
8 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>39472178
>fap every day for the past year(maybe skipped a week total)
>dick bulge still very noticeable through jeans
at this point anon, just become a degenerate. at least some girls might be mirin
>>
File: 1503711708600.png (253KB, 371x398px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1503711708600.png
253KB, 371x398px
>>39472178
just do it in secret. september will never know
>>
>>39472178
>tfw 28 and all kinds of mental and physical issues make me feel like i am dying
>tfw ED and a huge libido drop from horny 24/7 to nothing
>tfw each time i try no fap my dick never gets hard like it used to

i don't know how am i still alive, i have so many reasons to kms and i still haven't

File: Make it stop.jpg (60KB, 550x366px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Make it stop.jpg
60KB, 550x366px
>tfw 25 years old soon
The clock keeps ticking and I'm still doing nothing
9 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>27 in 3 months

I wish I were dead already.
>>
>>39472164
>26 next week
>Still KHV

How about you OP?
>>
>>39472263
Same and I just keep wasting time. I casually consider suicide every day and hate myself, but I cant muster up the willpower to actually jump in front of that train.

File: gril.png (90KB, 200x218px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gril.png
90KB, 200x218px
tfw i wear womens underwear and lingerie and crossdress on omegle

anyone else do similar shit?
52 posts and 8 images submitted.
>>
>>39472149
Nope
Originaly
>>
>>39472149
I did that when I was 16
>>
>>39472149
Wtf faggot with originality

File: kms.jpg (2KB, 125x84px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kms.jpg
2KB, 125x84px
suggestions on how to kill myself? Will livestream
8 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Nobody who cares about you wants to watch you die, they're only interested in watching someone die.
>>
File: 14495521877305.png (38KB, 163x224px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
14495521877305.png
38KB, 163x224px
>>39472145
wait around for 50 years
>>
Gun
Building
Train
Cops
Hanging
Wrist
Overdose
Fire
Bath + Electricity

File: 1502313019732.jpg (45KB, 620x367px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1502313019732.jpg
45KB, 620x367px
How many of you have literal, medical diagnosed autism?
55 posts and 14 images submitted.
>>
And how has it helped you
>>
>TFW diagnosed with Aspergers at age 7
>TFW 20 now and no friends
>>
>>39472078
> Diagnosed at age 10
> Parents told me at age 19
> Started living up to it.

Fuck off NERDS, you all fucking SUCK
9 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>39472021
>literally a fucking bentley
now I feel good he lost the fight
>>
File: chadmeme.jpg (56KB, 560x602px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
chadmeme.jpg
56KB, 560x602px
>>39472021
Heh, yeah bro! Fuck these virgins, let's go bang some Stacies! Shit's so cash brah!
>>
You fucking faggots, you are lower than vermin, you fucking suck and I hate you all

File: Screenshot_142.png (936KB, 644x644px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Screenshot_142.png
936KB, 644x644px
Where do you you think you are in life?
11 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39471969
Cog in the machine that'll be forgotten after its death
>>
I'm laying in my casket, the ride down into my grave takes forever.
>>
literally inpatient in a psychiatric hospital

File: 1458004991614.jpg (48KB, 640x758px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1458004991614.jpg
48KB, 640x758px
Any robot ever solo travel to south east asia?
how was it?
im thinking about visiting hk bkk and nam soon.
saved up enough wagebucks
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>39471927
>how was it?
Not a good place for Americans and eurocucks. You can waste your wagebucks in other countries mate.
Korea's a good alternative.
>>
>>39471927
>robot
>travel

Lmao, travelling is as normie as you can get.
>>
>>39472699
travelling to SE Asia to bang irl lolis but chickening out and spending your time in your bunk in the hostel shitposting on r9k isn't though

Now that the dust has settled, what was his IQ score?
25 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
nigger level
>>
low kill count suggest it wasn't that high
>>
Mental illness, down syndrome lever

File: 1464974324735.gif (300KB, 350x464px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1464974324735.gif
300KB, 350x464px
Does letting Chad fuck my boipucci violate the No Fap pledge?
7 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
File: 1455917606310.jpg (19KB, 300x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1455917606310.jpg
19KB, 300x300px
>>39471856
ofc not you silly, come over here and let me do the deed for you ;)
>>
>>39471898
>ofc not you silly, come over here and let me do the deed for you ;)
John cena is ugly
>>
>>39472102
indeed, but in this pic he has a rapeface

File: 1481597192000.jpg (149KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1481597192000.jpg
149KB, 1500x1500px
>family birthday party
>dinner starts
>"Here Anon try this."
>no thanks
>"Need another drink?"
>no thanks
>"You have to eat more!"
>no thanks (I ate as much as everyone else)
>"Sure you don't want more?"

No matter how I handle this, I can't win.
Even if I accept, they'll keep pestering me and then I'm eating even though I don't want to.
If I decline they keep persisting and it's really awkward and annoying.
The only thing I can do is shut them down by becoming agressive and showing I'm pissed off. But that makes things weird and is someone else is bound to start asking 10 minutes later.
7 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>39471755
Smile. Honestly smile. Smile "with your eyes"

https://www.google.com.sg/amp/m.wikihow.com/Smile-With-the-Eyes%3famp=1

Smiles are perceived to be the sign that somebody is functional to normies.

Give a nice smile, saying, "I'm all right, really, thanks for your concern."

Hostility makes them believe you've got something hidden.
>>
Plan b would be
"I appreciate your concern for me, but the best way you can help is to leave me be."
>>
>>39471755
Run while you can, anon!
They're planning on eating you once you're fat.


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.