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You lads ready for another semester of normies, group projects, and procrastination? Last semester can't wait until this shit storm is over two b h

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>couple of weeks ago
>go to random discord thread
>meet someone with a few of the same interests
>also see that they're a trap and I'm a fag soo
>send them a request
>they reply and we chat for a bit
>we hit it off pretty well
>play overwatch together for a few hours
>wanted to talk to them in voice but they're nervous
>figure this is the case with traps a lot
>they ask me what a look like
>"w-wow anon you're pretty cute"
>ask them for a pic of themselves
>they tell me to hold on for a sec
>couple minutes later picture of super smallcute boi in a wife beater and basketball shorts
>like, the cutest fucking face, chubby little cheeks, tiny nose and freckles
>try to play it cool
>"you're super cute too, your face is super pretty for a guys"
>"th- thanks anon, I'm r- really glad you think so"
>we play for a bit longer
>over next week or two talk a lot
>I'm starting to really like them
>he sends me selfies and stuff a lot
>I tell him how pretty he is and dumb stuff like that and he gushes
>talking late one night
>He's being super flirty tonight
>we kinda say a few lewd things
>"hey anon are you getting hard"
>I wasn't really hard before but getting asked that made me perk up
>"maybe.. wanna see?"
>"p-please.."
>Christ
>take what i think is a decent cock picture
>"a-anon its so big"
>we get lewder
>ask for pic of his "boipussy"
>picture of most beautiful asshole I've ever seen
>ask for pic of cock
>"u-uhm I'm kinda nervous about that anon"
>wtf you just showed me your asshole tho
>"i-i can show you bulge"
>get picture of small bulge in panties
>kinda sad cause he doesn't even look hard
>says he's super hard though
>microdick maybe???
>ignore it, jerk off in call with him, he's got cute girly moans
>next couple of days we do this more
>no dick pics ever tho
>all pictures of his asshole are super close up
>figure maybe he's got a fucked up dick?
>everything else is great tho
>he starts being really clingy
>we fall asleep on the phone together
>it's really nice
Cont

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so the masturbation thread from last night was really interesting and i'd like to revive it. what does a male orgasm feel like? what do you think of? do you watch porn? just go nuts, i'm curious since i don't have a dick.

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>no fap september
>dicks get hard all the time
>i can't jack it off
>people are starting to notice my dick everywhere i go
what do, i'll look like a fucking sexual deviant if i don't find a way to keep it down, i can't control my boners

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>tfw 25 years old soon
The clock keeps ticking and I'm still doing nothing

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tfw i wear womens underwear and lingerie and crossdress on omegle

anyone else do similar shit?

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suggestions on how to kill myself? Will livestream

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How many of you have literal, medical diagnosed autism?

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Fuck off NERDS, you all fucking SUCK

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Where do you you think you are in life?

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Any robot ever solo travel to south east asia?
how was it?
im thinking about visiting hk bkk and nam soon.
saved up enough wagebucks

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Now that the dust has settled, what was his IQ score?

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Does letting Chad fuck my boipucci violate the No Fap pledge?

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>family birthday party
>dinner starts
>"Here Anon try this."
>no thanks
>"Need another drink?"
>no thanks
>"You have to eat more!"
>no thanks (I ate as much as everyone else)
>"Sure you don't want more?"

No matter how I handle this, I can't win.
Even if I accept, they'll keep pestering me and then I'm eating even though I don't want to.
If I decline they keep persisting and it's really awkward and annoying.
The only thing I can do is shut them down by becoming agressive and showing I'm pissed off. But that makes things weird and is someone else is bound to start asking 10 minutes later.

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>normals have rich social circles that constantly interconnect and persist basically from the time they're in kindergarten onwards, which constantly enrich themselves as they get older
>From these social connections, they get emotional support, job opportunities, an outlet for their thoughts/ideas, a sense of belonging, and something new and exciting to wake up to every single morning
>They have these connections because they've never had any problems socializing with people. eye contact, tact, cues, body language all came naturally to them. they were always experts at it. they would never even consider that it's something you wouldn't know how to do - that would be like not knowing how to breathe or eat or walk
>One day they meet someone who's "different" somehow, in a way they can't put their finger on, signified by this subconscious feeling of 'wrongness' that seems to resonate from them and their actions. They're not making eye contact, they're not saying what I expect them to say. I ask a question about something I like, or what they do on the weekends, the kind of questions work perfectly to break the ice with any other person and the question falls flat, like they just didn't know how to respond or what I'm even talking about. They look off, what they do is off, they're like a zombie. They're weird. They're creepy. I don't want to talk to them any more.