Post embarrassing things that you did to get someone to like you when you were younger
>I wore a fedora to school everyday because I thought that it would impress the girl I liked
>I even tried to show her my yugioh cards
Every time I remember this painful memory I want to end my own existence
No wonder I will never get a gf
I used to just make myself invisible...never thought I was good enough for their attention
>tried to get into anime so I could be friends with weabs
>tried to like vidya so I could be friends with vidya nerds
>tried to be anSJWso I could be friends with them
>tried to be a robot so I could fit in with robots
I really am just an outsider
>>34327174
WEll, I was always invisible and wanted it to be that way. However, I feel for the love meme and I ended up trying to get the attention of a girl for some retarded reason. THen everyone remembered me as the one who wore the fedora. Fuck my life
How many languages do you speak anon? Trying to learn a second language and was told I will know for sure I know it, when I dream in the new language? Anyone else experience this?
I speak portuguese (fluent) and english (intermediate). Tried to learn German and Finnish but gave up after a couple weeks.
>>34327134
Was born trilingual, I only dream in English. I have never dreamt in any of my new languages either.
>>34327165
what were you using to learn a new language? anything work better than others? I feel like I didn't shit outta my college classes. IMO translation method doesn't work.
How does this quote make you feel,if any reaction at all?
It lets me know that Ayy Rand is a materialistic capitalist
>>34327091
this belongs on /pol/
dont get me wrong anon im as redpilled as the next guy, but lets be honest, shes making up reasons to justify what she already would have believed regardless of the logic presented
I continue to believe that I should never take women seriously.
>m-mum i think there's something with m-
...........
>I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, IVE GOT ENOUGH OF MY OWN PROBLEMS, ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR FUCKED UP YOUR OWN LIFE
>I AM NOT GOING TO BE MADE TO FEEL GUILTY FOR YOUR FUCK UPS
>GO AWAY AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS YOUR OWN FAULT
>YOU'RE A FUCKING ADULT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE
I'm just trying to tell her I'm depressed and lonely and need a psychologist
>>34327066
And as a adult, you should be able to make your own appointments to see the psychologist.
>>34327066
wew lad. you didn't try to complain or appear weak as a MALE, did you?
>>34327202
I don't have a license.
[originalcommentpleasethankyou]
Really enjoy some good old leftist butthurt?
ahahahahahahahahaa
>>34327065
>Larry King
lmao, that fucking kike?
>convicted felon
>can't vote in 2020
Way to not post the link, shitlord:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4144360/Anti-Trump-protesters-face-10-years-prison.html
There are good photos therein, and, in all seriousness, I appreciate you sharing this story.
how does it feel like to get cucked by a gook? i mean look at him
>no style
>no grace
>no soul
and he got a 10/10 future wife maaterial gf
>>34327058
I don't even feel anything by watching that type of shit anymore
He's cute , she ain't.
Oregano
Well for starters he isn't a manlet, so technically he is barely even asian.
it's called natural selection black bois beta virgins like you will never have this
>>34327017
I absolutely agree.
t. black guy
>>34327083
you've made the right choice, fella.
>>34327017
>bunch of italians fucking a nigress
Yeah not a single white person here
How comfy is the camping in final fantasy 15.
>>34326968
It's only a quick cutscene but it's pretty comfythe food looks amazing too
Great game. Comfy af. Fishing, cooking, camping, giant monsters, and the likes. Bromance and muh animu. 10/10 would play again
>>34327032
I like to go through the tally and then just watch the lads bond for a while
What year are you stuck on, robots? For me it's 2001. Every year after that has slowly grown more surreal and depressing. Nothing after 2006 even feels real.
When were you born? I've a theory that the "year that it all went wrong" is a linear function of age.
Me personally, I'm still doing well enough.
>>34326887
somewhere around 2006, 2007, or 2008
around when it was signaled that the golden age of runescape was coming to a close
2006-07ish...i've been a complete shut in since then and life has lost all meaning to me in that time and my self esteem and ability to function as a normal human being is damaged irreversibly.
>tfw you weren't born in the bush era
JUST
>born just in time for the trump era
REE 998932
the War on Pubic Hair is one of the few developments in modern life that I unequivocally approve of.
Body hair of all sorts is disgusting. On both genders. We can eliminate it in our lifetime.
>never had friends
>home schooled
>spend entire youth here
>this is literally my entire basis for how humans and the social world function outside of my parents
>my entire basis for how women are and exist comes from here
>come to despise them and resent them
>consider myself somehow not one of them
>spend years on this board pretending to be a boy
>trans bullshit becomes a thing
>realize i am physically a girl no matter what
>why not lesbianism?
>no
>fuck no
>out self as girl here
>get a bf almost asap
>beta neet that tells me i'm really nice and lets me help him do stuff
>he starts to feel better after a year, stops being a NEET
>move in together
>steadily reveals he's a fucking neo-nazi, conservative, racist irl troll that offends everyone and can't keep a job
>i can't let anyone meet him, it's a disaster
>i can't expect him to ever keep up with me financially
>can't leave him because ingrained with "women will just dump you for chad/a better guy" shit
>i can't act like a woman, i hate women
Normally I would say some shit like "gtfo roastie whore" or "these problems are laughable" or something like that. But you seem actually genuine. Kinda like how blackbots go on /pol/ and get their mind fucked up with all the shit thats on there.
hey fellow fembot, i have a spoiler for you:men are just as shitty as women, everyone is terrible.
you don't owe him emotional labour, and you don't deserve to feel trapped by virtue of your vagina. idk what you think "acting like a woman" is, but this board isn't the real world.
>>34326898
He was a better person when he was a depressed NEET.
I made him happy and the happier he becomes, the more hateful he behaves.
My birthday is today...how should i spend it?
>>34326795
Definitely not with us autists, go do something enjoyable!
cocaine and prostitutes
definitely not original
Happy Birthday, fellow robot!!!
treat yourself to your favorite dish and dessert.
Why do some girls think they can't get a bf? I don't understand. Being female is all that's needed to acquire one, right?
it really annoys me when females say that they can't get a bf. Guys can be attracted to pretty much any type of girl even if they are disabled or ugly or whatever. If a guy is ugly, literally no girls will ever pay attention to him. I'm not sure why this is the case.
>>34326776
they just complain for sympathy and attention.
Line up, boys. Who wants to make a lifelong commitment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWqOYeWdzg4
*country music twang*
And they're trying to keep us from havin abortions
'Cuz every woman has the right
To kill her fetus- day or night
And they can't take our abortions away.
Abortions, apple pies, and USA
abortions put the a in america !
>>34326762
let roasties have their abortions. jesus christ almighty who knows how fucked up the US would be if roasties have 10x the power to make your life miserable by being unable to kill the fetus and you being forced to take care of it.
>>34326804
This, if you think America has a demographics problem now
who here thinks they might have chance at an intimate relationship in highschool (or at some other time in their lives) had they been slightly more mindful
the more i think about it, the more certain I feel that the one girl in highschool might have actually liked me. I regret it sooo fuckin much
>>34326747
I actually had a few girls interested in me, ranging from elementary school til college (where i'm currently at), but for some reason i PANIC when people try to get close to me like that; one day, i literally ran away through the emergency exit, all because i thought that maybe the person wasn't serious and she wanted to trick me somehow.
So... if it's of any consolation, dear anon, at least you're not as stupid as i am!
But regarding yourself... don't fret my man, thse things happen... if this one girl liked you, who's to say that it might not happen again, eh?
>>34326747
i spent my years in high school not giving a fuck about my personal appearance or caring about my personality. i was content hanging out with nerds and wearing sweatpants every day. after high school and a little growing up, i come to find out that im actually attractive to women if i give a fuck and care about things. if youre a guy, just remember things tend (not always, but mostly) to get better with age in numerous ways. girls cant say the same thing.
my point is that maybe your best days are ahead of you and how you are feeling right now won't matter at all in a few years. theres many many more girls out there than exist in your high school.
>>34326747
Many of us are like that, at least I know I am.