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this is my new fetish
what is it called?
it looks comfy and intimate and will never happen to me
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Looks like cutaway, impregnation, and /ss/.
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x-ray
impregnation
uterus
creampie
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>>34807840
>>34807857
I meant the position

impregnation and /ss/ were already my stuff

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Just made a robot server for lonely sad robots like myself. It's pretty empty at the moment so go ahead and join if you'd like https://discord.gg/3SszD

https://discord.gg/3SszD or join and call me a cunt idc anymore, I just wanna chill with cool people
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>>34807736
There are like 4 discord threads. Why don't you faggots just join a single one and fuck off.
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>>34807736
shit, the link expired
heres the new one : https://discord.gg/fAartrZ
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@dickfuck who told me to fuck off, suck my ass.

new link https://discord.gg/3SszD

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>jaimie dornan, cuck who plays christian grey
>5'10"

why do roasties swoon over this irish mick manlet?
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llmmmaaaao ewwww are they serious?
god
the guys that are around me are way better
who the hell
what is their budget? 1k?
they need to hire a real alpha.
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>>34807700
literally who???


and 5'10 is king of the manlets
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>>34807700

It's all in the quiff.

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How you holding up?

Is everything okay?
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>>34807656
Terribly and no.
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>>34807675
What's the troubles
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>>34807694
What aren't the troubles?
>autism
>anxiety
>depression
>failing all my classes
>meme addiction
>4chan addiction
>sexual attraction to pastel coloured talking horses

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Pizza delivery is a pretty comfy robot job, I think.
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>>34807655
why did nude loli order pizza?
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>>34807691
loli is hungry
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I know, I would do it if it didn't put so many miles on my precious shitbox.

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>you were that kid that showed up to the sleepover even though you were told to not come
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>Hang out with group of people in school
>They talk to each other about things they're gonna do after school
>Always ask about it and try to get times and places
>Find out after graduating highschool that I was inviting myself and nobody wanted me there
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>you were the kid that started jacking off at the sleepover hoping others would join
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>>34807771
Did they, anon?

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Isn't love more of a feeling we delude ourselves into having rather than being something "genuine"?

Why do we concern ourselves with love so much?
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I just want to feel that bond with another human, of the female persuasion. I want to cuddle, love, and feel loved.
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you're just a literal autist sperg robot bitch
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>>34807605
You're right. Love that works is really only the instant during both parties delude themselves into the same thing.

>>34807662
You sound upset

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Why aren't you banging a prostitute right now ?
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>prostie market is crashing

ha ha ha
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>>34807564
because thats not how i want it
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>>34807564

I learned at a young age that thinking with your cock leads only to sorrow and regret. So anytime I think about spending more than 100 dollars on something or dedicating more than 3 hours of my life to something. I blow a load and think on it. And if I'm still keen on the idea I do it, and if not I sleep.

Such thinking has kept my dick prostitute free.

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>2017
>doesn't BLEACH negro-women
Are you a cuck, an autist, or both?

>b-but race-mixing is bad
It isn't if it's white on black. A man can impregnate dozens of women every day, women take 9 months to push out a baby, and you're in fact making them more white.

>b-but you get STD's
No you don't, unless you're underage and don't wear a condom

>muh white heritage
Who's telling you to impregnate only negroes, you dumbass?

There's not a single logical argument you can make against BLEACHING. Prove me wrong.
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>>34807472
I* already know my dick isn't big enough to satisfy them so why even bother.
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>you should impregnate negroes
>you should wear a condom

wat
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I prefer to bleach latinas
Niggers are ugly

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>tfw my fav streamer just said we were all in a relationship (subs)
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Saw this chick yesterday

still not impressed top kek
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>>34807454
well i wish you all the best and i hope you all catch her internet STDs
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>>34807454
tell her to show feets or you are breaking up with her

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>She's getting stretched on another Saturday night
>While you jerk off into the night
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>>34807449
>shes following her dreams
>youre stuck posting memes
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>>34807449
>rhyming night with night

Kill yourself.
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>>34807466
Yeah come on, OP. That's the best you could do? Lazy fuck.

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>tfw hyphenated last name
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if you're french, scottish, irish, or asian it sounds really badass and cool
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>tfw your name is Pupi Bumme

i never had a chance
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>tfw two surnames but they're not hyphenated but everyone thinks they are

you don't know pain

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>tfw you've got 6" dicklet genes
Why did I have to be below average?
Do even have hope of ever pleasing a girl with my penis?
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It could be worse, you could be 3.5" like me.
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>>34807415
i don't believe youu, post pic
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6" is above average, isn't it? I thought average was something like 5.5"

Why are so many trump supporters virgin/neets?
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>>34807353

if that's true, and Trump won by majority, then that means there's a whole lot of us.
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>>34807353
because the left made us this way, they told us being a nice guy works,
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>>34807388

it does work.

if you're chad.

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This is a Discord server with no traps, no faggots, no women, and no normies.

Only autists and robots. Strictly enforced to stay pure.

https://discord.gg/p6j5m4P
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>>34807345
>This is a Discord server with no traps, no faggots, no women, and no normies.
>Only autists and robots. Strictly enforced to stay pure.
why would anyone wanna join then
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>>34807345
if having this discord means you'll stop trying to terraform /r9k/, i'm all for it
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>>34807345
invite link expired
heres a fresh one for you robots
https://discord.gg/fAartrZ

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