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Pls be nice. Uu
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I AM NOT NICE UU
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>>37752367

Everything's so blurry, everyone's so fake.

Uu
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>>37752460

I'm one step closer to the edge
(I'm about to break)

Uu

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summer vacation just started for millions of kids around the world. Say something nice to the new underage fags that just came on today
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Suck my dick kids, one day you'll grow up and be 23 like me and need a job money and drugs all the time because you're a desperate loser
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If they chose to come on here they'll get what they deserve. It'll fuck then up being on here
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Leave now. I was a /b/ summerfag in 2012 after my freshman year of high school
God. It's been 5 years.

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My autistic brethren I have a simple request, help me get back at my ex. She cheated on me a lot and fuckes me baisically. Anyone wanna help?
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what assistance do you require? personally i would just go for the reliable murder suicide but what did you have in mind
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personal army requests, on my /b/ i mean /r9k/?
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I was thinking something less illegal like trolling her Facebook with the darkest of memes and messaging her fucked up shit

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ITT:Productive things anons and neets can do.

Come on anons post some productive stuff you do everyday/week/month
Examples: Drawing,Coding,Cleaning etc


Bonus points if you are a neet.
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What do you mean by productive exactly? Do you so anything that is considered productive, OP?

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Why do we always long for what we don't have?
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>>37752105
>having a girlfriend
fuck off

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So, my ex gf once told me a story with quite a lot of rape innuendos.
She didn't really get raped but it was a pretty dangerous situations.

My question is:
Was this a red flag or girls generally enjoy this kind of things??

Femanons, do you get off on situations where you are vulnerable to rape???
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>>37752096
Pretty much red flag, she might cuck u.
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>>37752096
I should add
she would enphasize those parts with the innuendos.

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I don't work often (two days a week)
I don't have school rn,
and I'm at home nearly 100% of the time
But how the hell do neets stay occupied?
Theres nothing to fucking do.
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>>37752056
Also summer thread

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Anyone else lonely this Friday? Come on Omegle and talk to other Robots. Tags are usual
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bump my head against a fucking wall until i die

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why haven't you gotten leg lengthening surgery yet? my coworkers know what's up B)
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>5'7" as the cutoff
Where do you live, China? Anyone under 6' is a manlet, she just had to settle.
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>cutoff is 5'7"
Landwhale spotted
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>>37752031
are you not a manlet tho?

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Who else /onlyhappywhentheyreeating/ here?

Originalig
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>>37752010
>happy when I'm eating
>later get mad at how fat I am
>eat more to get happy
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>>37752010
Doesn't eating and being full release good feel hormones or something?
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>>37752231
It's serotonin or domaine or something I thought

that Elliot Rodger has an damn sexy Fan Girl on yt?

his beta uprising truly rewarded him...

dont believe me? search "Elliot Rodger's girl" on yt... that damn fucker, but somehow i grant him that :,)
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Greatest love story ever told. Oregano.
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She just does it for attention from the elliot fanboys here.

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>ok I need 7 days for this exam to prepare, I'll start studying tomorrow and I'll have exactly 7 days
>1 day later
>meh, I'll start studying tomorrow, I'll still have 6 days, I'll just study a bit more each day, no big deal
>1 day later
>I don't feel like studying, I'm bored, it's hard, what's the point, maybe later, 5 days should be enough
>1 day later
>ok I still have 4 days to prepare, I can do this, double study time, and it's like I studied 8 days
>1 day later
>fuck I only have 3 days, what do I do, what's the point now
>1 day later
>I still have 2 days to study, maybe I'll just spend the entireity of tomorrow studying
>1 day later
>ok tomorrow is the exam...and I haven't studied...even though I had 7 days...fuck
anyone knows this feel
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the panic on the 3rd or 4th day before any non-meme exam is enough motivation for me to start studying
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I done this yesterday, but I ended up doing pretty good :3
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>>37751913
I don't get how someone can be so low willpower. I'm forcing myself to take a day off revision today because I've been revising non stop for the last 4 weeks.

Literally just do it, don't let any other thought enter your mind other than what you need to do. If you fully commit to above sentence with all your strength you cannot fail.

What exam is it anyway?

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Can a femanon pretty please take my virginity? I will do anything!
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Same as this guy. I need an Asian QT 3.14 to take my V-gard ASAP.

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>want to go some place
>dress
>realize I have nowhere to go
>nothing to do
>only to walk alone surrounded by normans

fuck this feel tb h
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What kind of place would you like to go to? Accompanied or otherwise?

Hiking alone is always great, and a surefire way to not ne surrounded by normans
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>>37751908
I don't have a car, so most tracks within my reach have plenty of people, in fact they have just enough people to make my lonely presence blatantly apparent and threatening/bizarre. The locals aren't used to seeing hikers either.
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>>37752001
>caring about what other people (strangers, especially) think about you

This is your single problem. It's a big one but also very fixable. Fix this and you will be so much happier.

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I have a tendency to fall in love with girls extremely hard and fast. There's currently a girl I've been seeing, and it's starting to happen already after a few dates. How do I proceed without fucking this up? I've scared off girls in the past for coming on too strong too quick
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lmao woops I forgot this was r9k

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