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Well lads, another Friday night alone again.
Let's get an Omegle thread going.
Usual tags; r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k,robot9001
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>>36277414

Skip me more, you fucks.
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>>36277668
man up you giant faggot
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>>36277799

I'm still here you fucking black box shits.

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Describe yourself now in seven words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8
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uhh.. nifty?
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>>36277413
uuhhhhh wait a second let me think
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Jealous, foolish, vindictive, brooding, kind, generous, thoughtful

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Anon, get in, were going for a Friday night drive
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>>36277396
But anon, it's Saturday and also 4am
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>>36277418

do you live in Ireland
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>>36277482
England, lad.

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Why are animeposters normal?
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>>36277375
Cuz this is anime imageboard. We sovereign now. Schau nicht zuruck.
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Well what do you mean by normal? I'm certainly not a normie by any means
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>>36279092
Penis in vagina. original desu

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>tfw I've only had sex twice in my life and I'm 20
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>>36277334
I just need to feel the warm embrace of a woman tobehonesto
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>>36277334
>only twice
>only
>>>/out/
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>>36277334
at least you had any
why do u even post on this board

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No 25+ thread, time for one.

>mother keeps telling me I'm going to die a virgin.
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do you tell her you already know that?
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>>36277303
>mother keeps telling me I'm not going to die a virgin
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>>36277327
Yes, she's aware that I have Crohn's Disease which makes it impossible to date.

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>mom bought me kleenex and wet wipes
she knows doesnt she?
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>>36277202
she thinks you smell like old cum
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>>36277202
>he doesn't know that women can smell sperm from miles away
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>everytime mother walks in she says "it smells in here"

Maybe I have a chance after all...
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>>36277146
It's probably not that kind of
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>As a source of approval from others for having a different body-person as a fryend
>Falling for the non-Chads having a gf meme
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>>36277146
She obviously means that she'd allow you to be her pity acquaintance so she can attract wealthy, fit Chads by virtue signalling that she isn't a shallow cunt because she allows an autistic manchild to orbit her

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>HUG ME, BROTHA
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is that jontron he lost weight
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Is it weird that I'm happy for this guy? He was a gross-looking fat kid and now he's a good-looking adult, his life would be fine regardless but still, good for him. Reminds me a lot of the guy who played the fat kid in Harry Potter, he grew up to be male model-tier as well.
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>>36277133
It's SPHERICAL!!!

>origami game sphere

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Can monogamy actually be justified from the moral standpoint?
If you truly love someone, isn't it sort of selfish to deny them seeking pleasures and forcing them to settle for just you?
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>>36277104

>using a picture of a woman who's getting paid to have sex with niggers in front of a man getting paid to wank and watch
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>>36277104
It is completely selfish anon.

White women and ESPECIALLY Asian women are meant to be pleasured by BBC.
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>>36277136
>Asian women
Show me an Asian woman who likes BBC and isn't being paid for it.

>tfw been single for almost a year
>tfw fat Indian girl keep Snapchatting me and inviting me to parties
>tfw extremely stupid Afghan refugee girl keeps Snapping me and asking if I'm "mad" at her for not responding
>tfw girl messages me and asks what my Tinder bio "means"

Jesus fucking Christ, why are women so stupid?

All I want is a cute brown girlfriend who is neither stupid nor fat. She doesn't have to be beautiful or particularly fit - just attractive enough for me to not feel shame.
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>>36277097
Pajeet my son
is that you
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>>36277097
ughh just imagine the smell under those
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>>36277287

Hummus breath.....""shivers"".

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ARGHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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>>36277083
Yass queen slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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WAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>36277083
>>/s4s/ is over there

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>tfw no black ops bf
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>>36277064
you ok cebby?
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>>36277064
jessika pls go
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>>36277064
orig roblox bloxx

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https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

Join to chat with fellow robots while watching and listening to things.
No mics or cams allowed. Room is up 24/7.

We're watching roastie-4ever right now
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very cozy but lacking robots right now
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>>36277088
yes very cozy yes senpai alam dam a pam this is not spam
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shit room 0 wizards

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>Song i hear in background of video gets stuck in my head
>It's in a foreign language
>While being on an embarrassing fetish video i fap to
Fuck you god. Why must you do this to me?
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>>36276978
Seriously. This is hell.
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>can't stop thinking about retarded one-liners while tapping to hentai
This is annoying.
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>>36276978
What fetish was it?


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