Well lads, another Friday night alone again.
Let's get an Omegle thread going.
Usual tags; r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k,robot9001
Describe yourself now in seven words
Anon, get in, were going for a Friday night drive
Why are animeposters normal?
Cuz this is anime imageboard. We sovereign now. Schau nicht zuruck.
Well what do you mean by normal? I'm certainly not a normie by any means
>tfw I've only had sex twice in my life and I'm 20
No 25+ thread, time for one.
>mother keeps telling me I'm going to die a virgin.
>mother keeps telling me I'm not going to die a virgin
>mom bought me kleenex and wet wipes
she knows doesnt she?
>everytime mother walks in she says "it smells in here"
Maybe I have a chance after all...
She obviously means that she'd allow you to be her pity acquaintance so she can attract wealthy, fit Chads by virtue signalling that she isn't a shallow cunt because she allows an autistic manchild to orbit her
>HUG ME, BROTHA
Is it weird that I'm happy for this guy? He was a gross-looking fat kid and now he's a good-looking adult, his life would be fine regardless but still, good for him. Reminds me a lot of the guy who played the fat kid in Harry Potter, he grew up to be male model-tier as well.
Can monogamy actually be justified from the moral standpoint?
If you truly love someone, isn't it sort of selfish to deny them seeking pleasures and forcing them to settle for just you?
It is completely selfish anon.
White women and ESPECIALLY Asian women are meant to be pleasured by BBC.
>tfw been single for almost a year
>tfw fat Indian girl keep Snapchatting me and inviting me to parties
>tfw extremely stupid Afghan refugee girl keeps Snapping me and asking if I'm "mad" at her for not responding
>tfw girl messages me and asks what my Tinder bio "means"
Jesus fucking Christ, why are women so stupid?
All I want is a cute brown girlfriend who is neither stupid nor fat. She doesn't have to be beautiful or particularly fit - just attractive enough for me to not feel shame.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ARGHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>tfw no black ops bf
Join to chat with fellow robots while watching and listening to things.
No mics or cams allowed. Room is up 24/7.
We're watching roastie-4ever right now
>Song i hear in background of video gets stuck in my head
>It's in a foreign language
>While being on an embarrassing fetish video i fap to
Fuck you god. Why must you do this to me?
>can't stop thinking about retarded one-liners while tapping to hentai
This is annoying.