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It could depends on how you order them, but the answer is 3.

>>37481600
Number 8 desu

>>37481846
Wait I mean number 1

Can you direct me to the store where I can buy some self esteem

Tell me how to make money
NOW

>>37481555
Struggling to deal with my feelings for a woman. She's 19 years older and has a kid but we have gotten close and speak regularly, and I wanna be with her. I just wanna be with her, anything else would kill what's left of me.

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>>37481335
What's on your mind? I'll listen.

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>>37481335
Hi, do you think you feel bad more often in the afternoon? That seems to be the pattern but I'm not sure.

green text what's up?

maybe iJ ust had a stroke

>>37481416
lol idk mayB ask ur mom or dad or something, i always ask either my parents or friends if i have this kind of thingys lmao

The Jews are trtying to kill robots satay work.

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>>37481129
>can I get a quick rundown on why people are posting images from this show. I saw it on cartoon network about a year ago an it was so strange.
>it's harder to watch than salad fingers

It's a really nice show! Give it a try :)

It's shit-tier weeb food which has the "EVERYONE IS SPECIAL AND COOL" schtick that loners love. In essence, it's pure NEETbait. It has a character which appeals to every part of the autist spectrum, from the retarded but inexplicably liked protagonist to the gruff, edgy cunty skinny lady.

>>37481193
I'd rather watch some old favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_zbGGNI7lo

shave it.

you look like a samurai.

hair transplants are pretty affordable. do that

>>37481409
pretty much.

how old are you op?

>>37481105
Cut out the coffee. Coffee is nightmare fuel for anxiety.

>heart palpitations
>difficulty taking a full breath
>chest pain
>pain in left testicle
>intermittent pain in penis

i feel you my guy, lifes fucking shit anyway tbqhwy

>>37481124
>>37481142

last time i freaked my mom out by calling her saying i was having a heart attack, she rushed me to ER and when i arrived i felt fine

where did you meet this girl anon

>>37481132
At University.

Gfhufhughhhhgfgh

>>37481090
>those lips
>those tiddies
jesus

go for it you fucking faggot

don't listen to anyones advice here, dont even waste your time here gooooooooooooooooo

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what? i can post only one pic?

Why is your eye bruised? Did the surgeon kick your ass after he was done?

>>37481026
Only one per post, this isn't krautchan

>>37481026
Is this before or after

>>37481007
yes
orijenga

>>37481007
>using the blue theme on r9k
Is OP retarded?
yes

>>37481007
Yes. I've had to hide that faggotty kissing thread twice.

>>37480900
Please stop with this copypasta desu

saged

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>>37480900
Why're you reposting my thread?

Because this isn't Tumblr. No one is telling you that everyone will be accepted here. For one, you avatarfag, which is explicitly against the rules, and two, you are an insufferable normalfag who gets angered the second anyone talks about anything that isn't 100% positive. You are a fucking cancer to this board, and that's why everyone hates you so, so much.

>>37480871
lmao niggers are crazy

>>37480871
Nope, nothing original in this comment either

>>37480871
damn wild if it's real (springboards?) I can't even figure out front flips into water

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First for Poleymon

Waiting for the inevitable Edinburgh fringe festival attack.

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what we desire the world to be isnt always the right way. it would be great if, people of all nations and creeds could come together and live peacefully, people naturally made the right decisions with out being managed, and we did not need to bound an entire class of people for economic reasons because humans used scarce resources correctly. oh what a wonderful world. shame we are all bound by our nature and none of the above works. lefties live in a fantasy land..

>>37480672
are you in america? then yes
if not then check if there was a delivery charge on the order, if not then a tip is the usual thing to do. if there is and you're not a burger then not tipping shouldn't be an issue.

yes you are supposed to tip you fucking autist

tipping is a retarded system that should be illegal and servers/delivery guys should just be paid a proper wage to begin with, but until that happens, you're an asshole if you don't tip

>>37480672

Same thing happened to except, except it was a Bolo looking mofo

When I'm late in my work, my superiors will do """for fun""" banter with my incompetence being the central topic.
I see their fucking game every time, I just pay it no mind.

i did i worked at a grocery store the girl just talked shit about me. i was nice enough to give her a ride home, she used me.

>>37480630
Alot.

Adults are way more immature than you may think. It's just that they don't show it to random people. Spend a few months close to them, they become comfortable and begin to bully