> You WILL do your best and you WILL get yourself a girlfriend by the end of this month, understand ?
>>34437034
For the first time in years I'm actually having to interact with new people daily so you never know, but it's still incredibly fucking unlikely
>>34437034
I couldn't be bothered though it's far too much effort
>>34437034
Seeing as how I'm a KHV NEET who hasn't left his parents' home in 2 months, I find that a little unlikely friendo.
Post the seventh picture from the bottom of your picture folder: I'll start
intradesting
instradisting indeed
>>34437026
all the pictures at the bottom of my folder have names that aren't numbers
>>34437026
I'd still vote for him.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these gentlemen?
>>34437023
Post-op's-mom head trauma. Not very rare, there are millions of cases. The illness seems to target Chads who buck your mom
>>34437023
Theyre here to make sure our planet is ready to merge into an alien society
>>34437023
/r9k/ hasn't taken the bogpill yet.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE PLEASE GO HELP US DO SOMETHING PLS
HALP
>he doesn't want Duke Nukem to be a reality
what kinda faggot are you?
Soylent Green is almost here folks
>>34437012
They aren't hybrid babies
The pig fetus is growing human muscle in the same way they grew ears on that rat
It's just a new way to use livestock, only incredibly more efficient because we can just grow new organs
Robots, have you ever considered joining a monastery?
>tfw not smart enough for uni
>tfw wagecucking is torture
>tfw 5'6 manlet
>tfw local brotherhood for life
Im here because i have no direction in my life and i dont want my fate to end in suicide
Im 20. Thoughts?
i'm not religious and a religious lifestyle would be torture for me.
glad to see that you found something that worked out for you though anon,
>>34436960
>Robots
none here. Only normies living fulfilling lives and posting their trash here
>>34436960
I think about joining a monastery all the time and it's not only because I'm a 5'9'' manlet--I genuinely want to do nothing but seat beneath palm trees and contemplate Christ and his message.
Any Latvians on r9k?
Any girls from Latvia want to meet up?
>>34436916
Are you that same shitposter from >>>/int/ ?
>>34437028
No, I don't frequent that board.
>>34437052
OK, I'll let you off then
>meet girl throug mutual friends
>overhear that she wants to see [currently airing movie]
>casually ask her if she wants to go see [currently airing movie] with me
>have a great night, laugh together
>laughter quiets down
>look into her eyes
>she looks into mine
>go in for the kiss
>"EEWWW ANON WTF DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A DATE OR SOMETHING please drive me home"
>drive her home in awkward silence feeling a mix of shame, disappoinment and anger
>traffic is ass and the 3 mile drive takes almost half an hour
>drop her off saying little more than "well, bye then, I guess"
>head home
>on the way home phone vibrates a couple of times
>get home and check the messages
>friend1: "anon, I can't believe you tried to kiss [girl], don't you know she's going out with [guy]?"
>friend2: "WTF, you're into THAT kind of girl, that's honestly fucked up bro"
>dad: "don't worry son, when did you last talk to that one girl you used hang out with in highschool all the time?"
>grandma: "so, that means no great grandchildren? - I'm already 83, you know, I'm not gonna live forever"
Something like this happening is my single worst fear and the only reason I've never asked a girl out. Is there any hope?
>>34436898
I'm having trouble understanding if this did happen or didn't happen and you're afraid of it happening. Can you clarify this for me?
funny story, the inclusion of grandma is a nice punchline but gives it away
>>34436898
You should put the part explaining your story never happened at the start of your post next time so I don't have to read it
HELP ME /r9k/ I NEED BIG FAT HAIRY GOTH PUSSY ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
>>34436888
why do i want to put my dick inside that ugly roastie so bad?
>>34437079
You might be a reasonably healthy heterosexual male? And she's pretty cute.
>>34437178
gross.
i can hear that chair straining from over the interwebs.
being hit on while wearing no makeup and everyday clothes is a good thing, right?
pic unrelated
>>34436867
>people finding you attractive is a good thing right?
sure
Not really. Only thing girls need to be bangable is to not be fat or hideously, repulsively disfigured.
>>34436867
That looks like Alia Shawkat, but more slutty
Boy, what's wrong with your body?
>>34436846
i have gyno from taking hrt
>go to the gym and lift
>eat balls to the wall protein supplements
>no gains
>stop going to the gym and taking supplements
>become big muscle mother effer
Also,
>drink a whole bunch of water
>hermatocrit shoots up
>stop drinking water
>hermatocrit drops back to a healthy level
>>34436881
What the freak is gyno?
>find out the person i fell for and was doing lewd stuff with is only 16 years old
what do i do
Let this be a lesson, Steam friends threads are crawling with underageb&s. Always, ALWAYS ask first.>tfw apparently a 16 year old robot can get people to fall for him but I'm an adult and can't
1) Is it illegal where you live?
If not: Who cares
If yes: Completely cut contact immediately. Ghost her. Pray she doesn't have any proof because your life is now in the hands of a 16 year old girl
>>34436798
The same thing happened to me. Describe this girl
Go.
Who do I want to see tn? Not this bitch
>>34436778
This one is doing a lot better
>>34436837
Being so exited about a tv show
She knows how boring you are just for that
>>34436778
>BTFO rosaties on the daily
I'm ridiculously high currently, ask me anything!
Beef or pork?
Do you miss being a female anon?
>>34436791
Neither! Smoked meat nigs
>>34436823
Oh I was never a female at any point in my life, ahaha
>wageslave away
>finally get monies for a nice processor
>launch game
>whole pc crashes
what's causing this?
you forgot to buy the rest of the pc
>>34436761
is ure computer butt plugged in?
>>34436761
probably the fact that you went with amd, retard. you could've at least gotten a zen processor if you were going to go with such a shit company
>Some woman forgets her bra in my apartment's communal dryer
>gets mixed in with my clothes
>finally find it
so what do I do now? Do I try to sneak it back and leave it somewhere and risk being labeled a pervert bra thief forever, or do I throw it out and pretend I never ended up with it?
>>34436725
You tell them they left the bra in the dryer and hand it back.
>>34436725
just throw it out my dude.
>>34436725
wear it faggot