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Today is my 21st birthday 2017-02-28 02:04:48 Post No.35182241
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Today is my 21st birthday
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2017-02-28 02:04:48
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I've decided to become an Ubermensch. To suck the marrow out of life and shed myself of any bad faith.
Any tips?
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>>35182241
try try try and try
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Rid yourself of materialist desires and you will be free
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Oldest hentai you remember 2017-02-28 02:00:44 Post No.35182160
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Oldest hentai you remember
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pic related
This was the state of hentai in the late 90s/early 00's
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>>35182160
Dats a big ass boner
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>>35182160
>using shitty western hentai
>not getting your japanese friend to send you the premium stuff
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>>35182160
I used to go to the picture shrines and look at hentai pics of Chun, Tifa, and Mai.
http://ironmouse.za.org/dragon/index3.html
>I work with a bunch of women and they all try to set me up with girls they know
I just want to be alone and shit post on here, leave me the fuck alone REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35182135
If anyone has ever looked at you and thought you had any hope/potential, you literally can't be a robot
Fuck off chad. If I was working your job I would get no such offers
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>>35182269
Mentally I'm a robot, I can't help god blessed with with rugged masculine features and good muscle building genetics
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>>35182437
I should add a big penis
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Well the day finally came. I'm a kissless, hugless, handholdless wizard. Never even had a discussion with a girl.
I realized I'm now actually a bigger robot than the robots here. I guess I go out to pasture to wizarchan now...
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>>35182011
wizchan is a slow forum
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wizards become immune to all robot feels. they take on the 1000 yard wizard stare, completely unaffected by life circumstances.
congratulations, anon.
you made it.
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>>35182136
>wizards become immune to all robot feels
oh boy! i hope this kicks in soon!
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>be me
>made out with this really cute girl back in sophomore year of high school
>grab her ass and pussy and everything
>few weeks later I find God out of nowhere
>start religious rants at school
>I wanted everyone to be saved by the grace of god
>girl found out I was religious
>would be awkward af because I grabbed her by the pussy a few weeks ago
>starts pointing me out on all my hypocritical shit
>lol I actually got into a religious argument with her
>she never talks to me again
I can't believe how retarded I was back then about God
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>made out with this really cute girl back in sophomore year of high school
Get the fuck out of here normie.
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>>35181898
Not your board anymore faggot.
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>>35181898
Fuck you bitch you can't whoop my ass nigga
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Who else /can'trelatetoothermen/ here?
Despite many of the mindgames women play I still prefer them as friends over other guys. I feel alienated when around men in my peer group. Despite not really being feminine in demeanor I don't think I'd fit in with more masculine bonding. Despite knowing that women are just as judgmental (if not moreso) than men I feel like men would be more judgmental of me not really enjoying hazing or going out to pound drinks and smash pussy.
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>>35181800
I can't relate to men or women, so I feel you somewhat. I think that people know I'm not like them and don't invite me to bonding things, either. No fishing trips, no sleepovers.
As for not relating to men, I feel like they think of me as subhuman and not worth taking seriously (once I dared to shed a tear in front of my best male friend and he laughed at me).
As for women, I think I invade their space because I'm a bit of a galoot and a pig and I am not sexually attracted to men and I don't know about Sephora.
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>>35181800
Unless you're autistic and only care about getting/smoking weed, we wont have much to talk about
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>mother unironically believes that Sandy Hook never happened
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>>35181793
I wish I had saved the infographic that I saw about Sandy Hook. There's a lot of unusual things about it. For one, all the families of the deceased moved to the area shortly before the shooting, and all of them left shortly afterwards. There's that one parent who was laughing and smiling during a news conference just a couple hours after his kid got murdered. No photos were ever released officially, nor have I ever seen any leaks. And what's the weirdest of all is that the whole school was demolished.
I don't know if I would say it didn't happen at all, but something is definitely not in line with the official story
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>>35182122
Christ, If It hadn't happened your bull Trump would have already told you. There's no more boogeyman Obama to take away the guns. Get fucking real.
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It didn't happen according to the FBI.
Just remembered that I have no friends.
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>when you're literally so lonely that you look for sympathy on an anonymous imageboard
Kill yourself, we might all be losers here but you're a fucking failure.
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>>35181721
it feels comfy doesn't it?
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>>35181721
>Just remembered that I have no friends.
but we are your friends!
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My brain literally hurts from the depression.
>make it stahp
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>>35181669
that might just be a headache from having a poor diet.
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>>35181740
or from holding your neck and shoulders tense all the time like most depressed robots doo
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>>35181740
But anon. Fast food is one of the few pleasures of my existence...
>>35181755
I actually think it's withdrawal from cigarettes
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What are your thoughts on the forced impregnation fetish?
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>>35181591
Very hot. It's the only stuff I jerk off too.
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>>35181591
Prefer the normal impregnation videos, odd considering how against human breeding I am. Stupid fetish
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Perfection if it's done by an ai experimenting on the girl for years until she gets pregnant.
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>friend is coming to town
>says it would be cool to see me
>asks if they can stay at my place
>no sorry no room
>"friend" doesn't even bother getting in contact when they are in town
Happened with 2 different people so far
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OP's """""""""friends"""""""""
>haha let's stay at OP's house
>he's such a beta he won't charge us nor get mad when we party without him
>hahah yeah let's throw a party at his place and lock him out
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Sounds like the cunts are just looking for a place to crash and since you couldn't provide that you're no use to them.
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>>35181670
genau
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How can you manage to do jack shit and still get money?
I never wanna work and spend whatever surplus I got travelling.
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>>35181551
It's very easy
Step 1: Have excess money
Step 2: Invest that money
Step 3: Live a life of luxury off the dividends
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>>35181702
How do you get to step 1?
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>>35181712
Rich parents is a good start
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Do you believe anyone can be successful with enough hard work and determination, and most people are just too lazy to achieve anything with their lives, or do you think certain people are inherently disadvantaged and doomed never to get anywhere no matter how hard they try?
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People are inherently disadvantaged and doomed never to get anywhere no matter how hard they try.
The most important traits can't be changed past adolescence.
You are limited by the physical structure of your body. If you had bad genes or a bad upbringing, you're done.
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>>35181494
Im 5'6", overweight, and making 70k/yr. Not successful but I can certainly enjoy a very comfortable life.
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A massive factor in being "successful" is having the ability to take large goals and break them down into smaller goals. Combine that with ambition, and the drive to keep your momentum going then you can achieve quite a bit.
It's not even that hard, you just need to something like get up in the morning and write what you goal is and how you'll work toward it today.
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>mfw I poop my pants during a stick up.
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>>35181267
>bend over to get my diet coke in the mart
>shart myself
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>>35181267
>put your hands up this is a stick up
>OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME
>loud noise scared me
>pooped my pants
>make that face
>gimme da money
>O-o-okay sir
>try not to call attention to my poop
>poop falls down leg onto floor
>bank teller gives me money
>run off before anyone noticed
>get arrested when I went back to deposit the money
>get arrested because I still had poop stains, and was depositing the stolen money.
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Certificate/Diploma Fetish 2017-02-28 01:17:43 Post No.35181163
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Certificate/Diploma Fetish
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2017-02-28 01:17:43
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Hey robots, I need some input. I have a fetish for diplomas and certificates, I like to fuck them by laying atop them in bed and thrusting my cock into them. Naturally, this crumples and damages the certificates that I fuck, and after a while they become too damaged. My collection of certificates includes every award I ever have had access to from school and college, as well as other certificates I have slipped from my family and friends. I have also bought a few off eBay and Craigslist, however this is extremely inefficient as suitable certificates show up very rarely.
Now I am out of education, my collection of unused certificates is dwindling, I need a way to resupply. Printing my own certificates, or having them made won't work as they are not official, they won't get any sexual rise out of me.
I have been trying to come up with methods to obtain more certificates easily. To preface, I am in the UK. One of my favourite certificates was a music grade certificate from the ABRSM, so one option for me would be to start playing an instrument, doing the first easy grades, then pretend I'd lost the certificates, and request a bunch of duplicate certificates. I have access to a piano, so it's likely to be either music theory or piano. If anyone's done these, how difficult would it be for someone entirely non-musical to pick up?
An option would be to hang around the area outside my old high school after an awards ceremony, and see if anyone would be willing to let me buy a certificate off them. It'd just be a case of not being spotted by someone I knew or reported as a creep hanging around near a school.
If there's anyone in the UK willing to either send me something, or meet up and trade, it'd be very very appreciated.
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Another option, if I had a lot of friends, or was able to go to a lot of parties, I could probably get away with snatching a few certificates without being noticed. Problem here is I very rarely get invited to such events, which is a problem for this situation. The same thing would be possible if I had a girlfriend, but that's also something that'd take a lot of effort.
Any other ideas?
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Form letters from prestigious cuck manufacturing concerns are lewd as fvck.
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>>35181253
Afraid they don't do anything for me since they're not awarded. Thanks for the input though.