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lift heavy things up and then put them down.

Get toned I guess. If you're short bulking up will make you look retarded

>>38919910
>>>/fit/

(9.09% content)

>>38919882
I usually waggle it until it's fully erect.
I don't ever look at how other people do it, that would be gay. And I'm not gay.

>waggling
>not milking the excess urine out

>>38919882
Other people don't seem to care so why should you

>>38919816
Forced fem is the worst

>>38919816
A woman tells me she loves me, and holds my hand.

Never gonna happen though

vaginal prolapse, but anal prolapse disgusts me

>>38919694
A usable cock. 8.5x6.5 at least.

Lower testosterone. More hair on top of my head would be nice.

Excess masculinity is toxic

>>38919633
He probably didn't want to alarm the police by attempting to get the door open, that would have been a game over.

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>>38919820
Yeah, better to get on your spoiled kid car and start shooting at random people.

Eat shit, faggot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings#Attacks

Read up.

>>38919820
That's it, bitch. Just shut your piehole.

>Born in a first world country (although s cucked one)
>Can apply for a visa almost anywhere with his passport and not get rejected
>Has NEETBux so is covered even if he's a useless member of society.
>still complains

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>>38919714
>It's another "Eastern Yurocuck tells first worlders to check their privilege" episode

>>38919714
>has no friends
>nobody can countersign passport from a professional occupation
>stuck in england forever

But I wasn't even thinking about a gf

>>38919610
Statistcs

>>38919610
Women are incapable of caring about anyone but themselves. No thanks. I'll stick to cutebois who are somewhat more empathetic.

>>38919587
Not enough calcium.

RUBY DOES NOT EXIST

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him and cannibal corpse are /ourguys/

>>38919563
What is this fag complaining about? He looks like he wants to pleasure the bull.

>>38919563
Jesus Christ it needs to be gassed immediately

>>38919563
After we gas all the Jews and other minorities we need to gas all of whatever theses people are.

>>38919508
Depends on your personality. Are you a complete antisocial asshole who has no desire for social interactions and genuinely wants the human species to die out? Then it's for you. Are you just sad and lonely? Then no.

I'm wondering too so Ill bump the thread. Is it really as slow as people say?

>>38919750
>Is it really as slow as people say
this board is pretty slow itself

Filthy parasite

>>38919449
how do i download 4chan

>>38919449
Are you the "Comfy" anon from Youtube or did you just copy his content word for word?

It's probably some kind of cave-man instinct to impregnate something so successive generations that it produces are more like you

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Your tiny whitey couldnt handle a Nubian Goddess

Why be racist? If you want a black gf, you shouldn't feel so ashamed to have a preference. Free yourself of the shackles, son, just as her ancestors did.

No because I just keep masturbating desu.

>>38919519
As a part of routine? do you get horny on a daily basis?

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>>38919391
Yeah. I started dipping tobacco so I could have something else to look forward to. Nice to get the craving every couple of hours and then allow myself to indulge in a hog. Also it's really fucking hard to cum while dipping, you could combine it with masturbation if you want.

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>>38919388
You supposed to have hobbies and social life outside work.

>>38919388
>You barely got time when you're home, I only live my life 2 days of the week.
>What the fuck.

Just made a thread about this, same fucking feeling. I'm really coming to the conclusion that life is simply not worth living. I really am.

>>38919425
>>38919388
How do you guys not have time?

>>38919376
You really enjoy painting? I've been drawing since I was a kid and eventually came back to it as well after being depressed. It was the one thing I was always better at than others, and I still use it to help feel good about myself.
Do you have any pieces lined up or plans to improve? Whatever you do, do not listen to the majority of /ic/.

I kept pursuing her until she finally gave me a harsh rejection and told me she didn't like anything about me and was only pretending to be nice. Might sound bad but at least I don't think about her everyday anymore.

>>38919376

Wow, never thought I'd see another person who've got the same veiny chest I have, let alone a female. Whenever we had PE in school kids always called me Terminator and shit like that because of it.