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How do i fuck my aunt?
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>>39276073
This was original.......
and this of course wasn't
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>>39276073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIU_fWy-4o
like this
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With you willy
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Where does a normie find decent grills, or any grills for that matter?
I have a decent job and decent looks, just dont know where to start
>Inb4 you have no hope autist, youre on 4chan
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>be me
>probably autistic
>not really shy around girls, can talk to them because they're human beings
>walk with this cute girl
>be bad at reading signs that she likes me
>she constantly laughs and smiles at everything i say
>i find it annoying and weird
>ask ''this isn't even remotely funny, why do you laugh?
>conversation turns into an awkward silence
>few minutes later she says ''umm i have to go now, 'twas nice talking to you, see you''
>never talk to her again
>half a year later i realize by watching youtube videos that when a girl is laughing at everything you say is a form of flirting
Why does this happen /r9k/?
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>>39276060
tfw you're so autistic and antisocial that you find socializing and flirting annoying
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u deserve ur virginities faggots
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yea they did this to me too i dont give a shit fuck girls.
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>girl from uni wants to introduce a friend
>she keeps commenting how her tits are "giant"
>wonder why she keeps saying that but okay
>intrigued
>finally see her
>it's maybe a C with some goodwill
what did she mean by this
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I can never (or very rarely) have both time and energy simultaneously.
Both are needed to get anything done.
Thus, I end up with heaps of time wasted because no energy and then having lots of energy but no time to use it productively.
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What are you doing when you have all the energy, to be out of time?
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>Jobcentre woman asks for ID since the touchscreen signature thing isn't working
>Give her my drivers licence
>She comments on how it's illegal to be driving with my old address on it and I should get it changed
I only realised when I left that it was none of her fucking business. Why the fuck are these cunts so nosy?
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Don't complain. You're getting free neetbux from them.
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>>39275992
I'll complain all I like.
They're unprofessional, nosy fucks who ask questions they have no right to all the time.
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>>39275992
And the only reason they have a job is because of NEETs so they should show some gratitude
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Would it be difficult to be a neet in 1930s London?
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Very, unless you were born into money.
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>>39275998
Couldn't your parents support you? Were 30s parents against neetdom
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who else here /fuckedbutfunctional/?
>be me
>abusive mother who got brain cancer and went more insane and abusive
>father is old and going senile, did a stint in an asylum before i was born
>dragged me across the planet when i was a kid so no childhood friends or sense of nationality, and was always bullied for being an outsider
>so fucked up from their shit that it took me a fucking year to work out how to interact normally with people
>got fit and am getting fitter
>started talking to women finally, and i have had sex with three hookers to overcome my fear of them
>years of bullying left me with a massive chip on my shoulder so whenever a chad trys some aggressive shit with me, i wait until he is vulnerable and beat him
>have very long term ambitions and am well on my way to succeeding in life
i dont give a fuck anymore, im going to succeed in life, and if anybody tries to slow me down i will take what they own
most of you are whiny little man children, if you are unwilling to confront your circumstances, if you are truly "irreparable", just give your resources to people who actually need them
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>>39275920
Slow down.
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chill out retard lol
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>>39275920
I've taken a more slow turn at this. I've been talking to more girls and dressing moderately well, I've noticed many girls have been checking me out, probably because I've also stoped eating so much and have lost some weight. And as for the career thing im still pursuing a career in music and I'd say overall everything is going pretty well. And for the first time in a while I can truly say I'm happy.
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I ran too fast and now my chest hurts!!!
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could be a lot of things but if you're like me, stand up straight, arms up, and breathe in and out at a comfortable pace, relatively deep.
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Just finished it, get it while it's hot!
Try it out and lemme know if anything should be changed/rewritten/moved/whatev.
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Uh guess I'm not a robot then brb going to go get a gf
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>>39275867
could be worse
yrtftetgtdf
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I'm a simple manOrigig
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Is college a meme? I'm trying to decide between getting an apprenticeship or to go to college.If i where to go to college i would probably study wildlife biology if i where to go into a trade it would either be wood manufacturing or carpentry.I'm in ireland so student loans aren't that high
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>>39275823
if you're picking a bio major then trade by 100 percent
>you will never wake up to a big titty gf
But I still want to believe that one day we will get our chance.
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>>39275790
I'm pretty low-quality; so I believe that if it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone eventually.
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A titcow gf is one of the few things I ask for. This is not asking very much. Why am I still single?
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>But I still want to believe that one day we will get our chance.
i dont
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>Blacks create a flag to represent all Black people and call it the "Pan African Flag"
>finally a chance to not be a joke
>unanimously decide on a watermelon motif
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That flag was made by African Americans for African Americans
Blacks in Africa all hate each other
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>>39275736
It could have been "pan-africa" on a white background and you'd see some joke in it. That's how pradigms work.
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>pradigms
what did he mean by this?
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tfw girls are gonna get fatter and fatter in the coming decades due to different views on whats healthy or not and crooked ideologies. im gonna cum my pants leaving the house
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Is this, dare I say, a belly thread?
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Seems like a belly thread to me!
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>>39275697
Just get a bitch from a country where they still have a bit of sense. Latin America is just like Anglo America, you got your white girls, your black girls, your Native Americans and Asians and everything in between. The difference is, they have some sense and know how to treat a man. I'm 90% positive I'm gonna fall in love with some slim qt with a little booty from Guatemala who knows how to make tamales out of bananas. Fuck Stacy, I want Maricela.
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Hey little dick, why don't you cum already to the presence of my beauty. Go on, jerk your dick already and cum!
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it's no fun when there's no actual woman to overpower, claim ownership of and prove her wrong for the rest of the day and night.
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>tfw /bigdick/ but still want women to tease and dominate me
Only for fun of course, there's something weird about femdom centric relationships