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Well you made this thread, use this. We won't attack you.

Go kys, you sensitive fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N1vHuhjLhs
enjoy

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw

short song i wrote think it's robot tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMFBqCeAc8

orginal commenterino

looks like a fucking growing tumour on his goodie sack

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A big ball trap is fine too

>>37936058
Probably a saline injection

>>37936053
>Older brother married, working on wall street
>Older sister going to Stanford
And then theres me. I got the shit genes of the family with frazzy hair and a barely visible chin

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>Younger brother is a 3D animator and a Canadian First Reserve militiaman.
>I'm a clinically depressed college drop out NEET with alcoholic tendencies.

>>37936134
>Shower
I dont know this feel

They only want you to talk about what's popular.

Then, once you've gained enough experience lying about your interests, you might be able to explore talking about what you really like.

>>37935990
anon.. anon..

its not your fault. ... its not your fault.

People are stupid, they tend to create feedback loops that make things worse.

With me it goes like this:
>feel uncomfortable to certain people
>be quiet around them
>they make comments about it in some way
>they make me even more uncomfortable

So you admit you're a fag

>>37935962
If you're under the misconception drugs are anything other than the bane of your existence you're dead wrong. Heres the good thing, every single social and mental ailment you're dealing with will get inevitably get better when you don't consume drugs.

I was in your shoes, my 18 year little old brother just died from the same problems you're battling. My whole entire life was completely fucking unmanageable. I was never happy, only numb. The sole reason I existed on this planet was to forget that I exist. I would go to any length.

You need to go to treatment,

No addict ever. Ever! Wants to go to treatment, the thing is that's the only option, you need a fundamental mindset change that entails more then just saying I'm done using. Most only go when there's absolutely no where left to turn, some never will. Very few things feel as good in life as being under the influence. It caresses you when you're down, loves you, and is there for you when no one or nothing else is.

The truth is if you think life is going to magically get better by doing the same thing over and over when the results up to this point have been a resounding failure you might as well just end your suffering right now.

You need help

>>37935962
Nothing lies down that road but suffering OP. With time (and it may be a lot of time) and effort you will get through this, but not if you're an addict. Once you're an addict you're fucked for life. It's a long term solution to what is essentially a short term problem. I know it sounds like a fucked option but go speak to your doctor or a shrink.

Plus you've got ya mates here that are more than happy to help

so talk to the girls? dont believe that memes. Girls are humans too and wont instantly reject you

>trying to socialize with women

You'd have a more rewarding time using voice chat in CS:GO ffs

>>37935955
I've tried talking to some of them before and they just give 1 word replies even when I snap interesting shit to them

This is the special edition "inclusive" issue where they start the 'most beautiful humans' ranking countdown at 7,500,000,000

>>37935912
they pick the most ashy and sloppy looking black bitches for these things just to prove a point, i wonder when white people will realize this shit is also racist. When trying to prove overweight and less attractive women are "beautiful too" they have her be black as the cherry on top.

>>37935912
That doesn't bother me at all.

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>>37935886
pic related is the only way m8

I drink beer. It makes the pain more manageable.

>>37935886
I take pleasure in all aspects of life, including not having an asian girlfriend. Also a lot of those broads are no different from "Western" women.

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>>37935885
God I love nico so much

Thanks OP

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>>37935907
Everyone loves Nico, and you're welcome

>>37935885
Alright i laughed
Not a bad meme

>>37935870
Ah, the Auschwitz chic
Very fashionable, m'lady

sinead o connor is looking fine these days, glad to see she is doing better

>>37935870
Please don't murder me for being brown, I'll be out of your way right away, I don't even know how I got here.

The sacred beasts and the wicked gods.

Armityle the chaos phantom trio I guess, as its literally a trio god knock off.

I know of several others, but they don't spring to mind.

Theres also the Horakhty insta win god , from fusing ra,ob and slither. Guess that counts as its basically the strongest card possible

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>>37935841
I used to hang out with this group of asians and one white kid who did nothing but play yugioh.


What's the appeal? Seems kind of tedious to keep track of

>Not thinking of burning normies down first and foremost
You're past help.

>>37935827
>burn a tree

That is much much easier said than done unless the tree is fucking dead and all its leaves are dry.

But yeah there are woods nearby where I would go burn shit as a teen every weekend, even as a younger kid I would always be playing around with matches and lighters.


These days I get my pyromania out via video games, it's not the same thing but at least it won't land me in jail for arson or something.

>what the worst could happen to me if I do that ?

You could set yourself on fire you dummy.

>>37935917

>That is much much easier said than done unless the tree is fucking dead and all its leaves are dry.


I know but we have a drought for 3 weeks now here so I think it's the best moment to try

>You could set yourself on fire you dummy

I'm not that thumb I was meaning juridic consequences

>/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
>any1 else h8 wimmin?

>>37935766
I'm queer as a 3 dollar bill.
it makes me sad that all the women I meet need constant sexual validation

>kafka
Don't you have class to attend, kid?

>>37935725
I wonder who paid for that pron to be produced

Because I'm a NEET permavirgin.

>>37935771
I get of to black girl on white guy porn
if the girl is fat