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Polyamorous trio and autistic son

>>36960221
I hate numales more than chad tbqhwy

>>36960221
Autistic woman with low self confidence associates with numales to feel attractive and wanted.

"They're sooooo friendly and personable, we like the same video games and anime!" is what you'll hear, though.

pollytics are funny sometimes, huh
praise the emperor

nah, there's a bunch of frat bro young republican types who also seem to like trump

>>36960217
I believe it. Most people in their age group will be outraged by the cutting of social programs, but likely won't be too negatively affected. It's the weaboo/NEETs who voted for him that will get fucked by it.

This is so stupid. Why would anyone pay for this service when you can just buy an escort?

Ha, dumb women! I wouldn't play Overwatch even if I was paid.

>>36960228
can't get an escort for $5/hour

>brown eyes
R U I N E D

>>36960206
it's maeve!
ever since you last posted on /r9k/ I thought about you a lot, you are such a cute boy <3
post tummy slut

ur skin could use some sun bitch

Ha ha you have a granny fetish

You're like the polar opposite of a pedophile

>>36960179
Attraction to post menopause is degenerate

I do, but 90s is really pushing it.

good luck anon. i cut myself off about a month ago and i so desperately want to drink to numb the pain.

>>36960203
i stopped for all of january and february but it ramped up again. I think it was cause I lost my job and I just sat around drinking and now I have a new job and the habit remains.

a bottle of wine a day isn't too bad. it's a soft drink, like grape juice.

you're fine as long as you don't start hard liquor, or drinking 24/7.

those are the rules

>>36960128
so basically you never had a gf is what you are saying

blocksplz

Except that love is an actual physical chemical that is produced when two people have an intimate relationship.
You can't really comment on relationships, love, and attraction if you've never left the house anon. Stop being edgy.

>>36960144
no. what i am saying is, if you are unattractive you will only attract the unattractive and can never be happy this way. it is not biologically optimal, and any attempts at covering this up with, "well, i really like their personality" is fundamentally a lie.

on the other hand the attractive can never be honest with themselves, saying it was always about the personality lest they be seen as shallow. to help them escape this conundrum they have invented and sold the concept of "love", nothing more than a pathetic rationalization of base desire.

this is why self-acknowledged sluts are truly better people. they don't sell you snake oil nor are they so cowardly as to lie to themselves the actual nature of things.

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>>36960105
here, have a funny image

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every day is a bad day, anon

have a sleepy pizza

>>36960105
I can't even post when I'm having a very bad day, so I'm sure your day won't be as bad as you think.

Nigga

Birmingham, UK.

I also would like to know. I hear good things about Portland and Seattle

the city of hong kong

>>36960077
I feel you. I was so easy at first - I could easily lose 4lbs a week. But then around 180 I just couldn't do better than 1,5. For three months now I'm stuck on 175lbs, which is technically acceptable (23 BMI), but still fat.

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>>36960077
just stop eating for a month and drink only water

>tfw 260 lbs
Just kill me, if I ever lose that weight I'll just look like a shriveled raisin with flaps under my arms. Might as well continue towards morbidly obese so I'll die.

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al capwnd

>>36960200
wait.......what the... how is that even possible? is it a video in reverse?

don't lie down like a bitch and take it, beat that old man up

>>36959992
Fucking kill yourself, you stupid slut.

I'm 5'9" is that good enuf?

>>36959992
I am 6'5 but I look like freak

>>36959933
>whut do u enjoy more burping or farting
This is a dumb, childish thread I refuse to participate

Sneezing. It's like micro-orgasm.

>>36959933
definitely more burping

>>36959851
Oh... Okay then.

do I have to do this every morning?

>>36959851
Oh... Okay then.

Can I have this for lunch and dinner too?

Oh... Okay then.

Wait.. why am I doing this, I beat you at willy wars last time.

>>36959776
they look like monkeys and probably smell foul

>>36959776
Nips are gross
They made hentai for a reason

>>36959776
>Why do people do this? What is wrong with real Japanese women
What's wrong with hentai?
I haven't fapped to 3D in years man

you wanna know the real reason why I like 2D? It's because the medium is so easy to consume, it's actually high quality, and it's memorable. 3D can't come close, especially in the quality of the story, which kinda really matters to me. I fap just as much to the story as I do the imagery.

I like putting on some Japanese ear licking ASMR, cozying up in my bed, and jacking it to doujins on exhentai. It's perfect.