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>always had great respect for dad
>good hearted, honorable, good morals and ethics, reliable man
>his biggest downside is his intense anger management issues
>always shouting and fighting with mom
>whatever this is part of marriage so who care
>one day
>check dad's iPad
>notice weird explicit messages from facebook messenger
>it's a pinoy maid
>he sends weird explicit messages back
>scroll up
>I see her nudes
>mfw dad is cheating on my mom
>mom doesn't know obviously
>shocked and appalled
>lose a lot of respect for dad
>don't know wtf to do

should I just stfu and let the man cheat in peace?
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If you have respect for him, confront him in private.
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>>36568966
No, don't be a cuck you should do something bout this
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>>36568995
I am thinking about doing that but what if he starts acting butthurt around me since I """invaded his privacy""" by checking his tablet without his consent?

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Just be yourself, unless you suck then be not yourself
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>>36568923
Keep going, wise anon.
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If you're good at something there's a good chance somebody else is way better at it that you
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>>36568963
''It doesn't matter how good you are at something, there's always an Asian better than you.''

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>be at hospital visiting grandpa
>learn how to take care of him when he gets out
>three doctors have a meeting with grandma
>let her know he's being discharged monday
>qt doctor keeps staring at me during meeting

she probably thought I was fucking ugly but whatever
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>>36568904
Fucking terrible. My mother died yesterday after a one year struggle against cancer although she was only 46. I can't do anything except crying
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>>36569544
I'm real sorry to hear that anon. Hope you feel better soon
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>>36569658
Thanks for the kind words but I don't think I'll be better soon. I'm really bad at moving on

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Would you let your gf scroll through your phone or email?

She doesn't open any message though.
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No, at most I might show her something if I specifically wanted her to see it but I wouldn't let her look through it freely.

My shit is all locked and password protected, nobody gets in but me.
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>>36568832
>gf
Scrolling through my email would take too little time, it's mostly ads.

In my phone there's just memes.
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>>36568832
Ofcourse...if I had one.

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>has weird fetish
>listens to experimental/weird/psychedelic/shoegaze/radiohead/boards of canada
>wears mostly black
>watches h3h3, filthy frank, rhett and link, new pewdiepie, jontron, other edgy youtubers
>gets acne frequently
>chubby at the very least
>manlet (5'4-5'10 max)
>INFP
>cries at sad movies
>edgy
>hipster
>greasy hair, usually shorter or longer depending on how long theyve been robot
>little sex/dating experience if any
>doesnt use social media because nobody their posts
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>because nobody their posts
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>ITSAMEADEPRESSO
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>>36568792
>3/14
Too stereotypical for relating to such standards.

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Robots, why don't you buy cheap houses in Detroit so you can move out of your parents houses?
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>>36568636
:O there are niggers there and it gets cold and who's gonna cook me my tendies?
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>>36568663
I will be your twink mummy cooking your tendies.
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I feel like it would be better to buy a house in Ukraine or Moldova for a handful of peanuts so that they could trade a tire for a pretty wife

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>Go to therapist again for the first time in years
>"So, what about your friends? You must have some!"

Still as normie as I remember.

Are they always like this?
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>>36568630
>Are successful professionals normies?
Yes.
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>>36568630

>go see therapist
>she makes me start by doing an MBTI test
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>>36568630
> friends? You must have some!

i call shenanigans

therapists are trained not to impose their framework on clients, and such a rudimentary mistake in an intorductory session is a worse failing than my mispelling of introductory

How many people do you think a woman like Pamela Anderson have had sex with so far?

Like, ballpark it, are we talking 50, 100, 500, 1000?
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Honestly? Probably a lot less than you think like maybe a dozen or so. Alot of these women are actually real insecure and latch onto dudes for years at a time.
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>>36568621
This
My guess is 20 or so
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>>36568621
Yeah I was considering this. Then on the other hand, if she has a good sex drive she could bang a whole lot of dudes in no time.

She could be single for only one year of her sexually active life and bang like 500 dudes if she wanted.

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>See your sister at the mall with her friends
>Never knew her boyfriend until now
>See this

What do?
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Ask if I can watch them fuck while jerking off in the corner
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Expect to be an uncle within 15 months probably.
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>>36568475
Tell on her

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That emotion when you have no significant other
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>>36568447
>tfw you dreamt about your old oneitis
>tfw all the feels and memories you buried come rushing back
>tfw you realize you still might love her
Have I not suffered enough?
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>>36568615
This except it had a message
>old oneitis enteres my life out of no where
>we get together
>she's living with me
>the night we try to have sex she pulls out a
large dildo and uses it on her self
>I get pissed (because i have a very small penis) and she leaves me

I think it had to do with no matter how far i get in a relationship my insecurities will ruin it and I need to get over them.
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>tfw you realised your parents were married and had children by your age

>thought Metal Man was a doctor
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I thought the USPS logo was a guy with a pointy head and a fat leg until I was about 24
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>>>thought Metal Man was a doctor
Why? Because of the thing on his head? There is literally nothing in his stage that suggests that he's a doctor of medicine.
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>>36568563

Yes. Thought he was wearing a head mirror.

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UMMM UHHHHH

NEVER SEEM A BREASTS?M?
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>>36568414
Open Google then type "Breasts"
/thread
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>>36568414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
4 u daddy
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>tfw a deal is a deal

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Sadiq's Hate Speech edition
Tiny OP Image edition
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>>36568339
Tiny op edition?
We're sinking ever lower lads. Is it now British tradition to shrink up until we are no longer relevant?
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>>36568339
fuck off yank, it'll pick up as the wagies return home
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>>36568339
Wtf is this image
Sort yourself out mate

So what level are you on robits?
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Heres a better one

orig
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>>36568316
the level that is too dumb to understand what you're asking
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>>36568316
Love/belonging here

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>my only friend (female) keeps calling me gay and saying im a twink
>im 6"1 and skinnyfat and not effeminate at all
>she thinks its hilarious to keep saying it and that il never have a gf because im gay
females are fucking evil even when theyre your "friends"
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Fuck her. I'm serious. Fuck her.
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>>36568287
"AHHRGG ILL SHOW YOU TWINK!"
*grabs her and throws her on the bed*
"a-anon, w-wha.. what has gotten into you ;D <3"
*have sex*

trust me man i have seen this before.
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>>36568332
I have to side with anon on this one


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