>i work in construction and unironically enjoy my job
Is this bad?
>>38316939
what stuff are you constructing?
>>38316939
having fun doing work sounds nice
>>38316939
enjoy it when your back is destroyed at age 40
>ywn be a fisherman in rural Finland
>ywn bring home the summer's catch to your remote cabin, where your qt shut-in gf has a pot of water boiling and a plate of chopped fruits and vegetables from her garden
>ywn let her fry the day's fish while you work on building the additional bedrooms your children will live in someday
>ywn see the love in her eyes as she looks at you, and wash her back for her in a fire-heated tub
>ywn guard her from the world and give her something to live for
>instead you will die poor and depressed in your meme nation, family only talking to you on holidays to be polite
>>38316929
>ywn own land on the Alaskan coast
>ywn build docks to drop lobster cages off
>ywn jokingly pretend to attack your Northern qt with a lobster claw, as she laughs and tells you how gross that is
>ywn bring home some Midnight Sun from town as she finishes cooking shrimp for you over the fireplace
>ywn drunkenly pretend to fight each other, throwing each other into the snowbanks and kissing
>instead you live in a shitty liberal state and work a job where you will never be promoted because Spanish is not your first language and you don't do cocaine.
>ywn live in a steampunk universe (no reddit pls)
>ywn salvage a small airship and build a mercenary crew around it, protecting small companies and nations from steampunk-nigs
>ywn meet a fiery redhead fighter pilot who lands on your ship and starts barking out orders
>ywn fall in love together, and devote your crew to her anti-pagan crusade
>ywn have romantic, fiery sex after ripping off each others' leather pilot jackets on the bridge of your airship parked in the middle of a thunderstorm
I'd like to run my own veterinary practice in a city with a my wife.
l HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEEEEL
I GOT SO FAR AND TRIED SO HARD
>>38316885
that's damaged af lad
Why can't this be me, why couldn't it be me? Why is life so cruel, there is certainly no God. If there is then the devil is probably the good guy
Is that some MadZ? i beat my dick into a coma to the Chandelier music video so many times.
God only helps those who help themselves,for happiness and eden belongs to those who take it.
>>38316879
God is a fuck but the devil might as well be too. Can't say with certainty I've met either but if the devil is how Jesus describes him yeah he's a fuck
>Fill the void. We need better new memes
/r9k/ produced fucking nothing this year
what do you expect from a bunch of 90iq retards that got shunned out of their lives/failed so fucking badly they are damaged enough to live on a website.
Yes, I am projecting.
The firm handshake guy
>start writing a shitpost that would bring the overall quality of the board down
>decide better and stop
this is a step in the right direction
>>38316710
you did it anyways fag.
Good job.
For me sometimes I get the urge to post racebait but I don't.
>>38316710
>quality
What quality? Do you not know what types of threads exist daily? It's trash.
>RIGHT! RIGHT? RIGHT! HATE!
>Bring it!
IS IT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SIMPLY PASS THE TIME
WATCHING YOUR STARS GO BY WHILE YOUR LIFE DECLINES?
DO YOU KNOW HOW ALONE IT CAN BE
TO BE FLOATING ON IN AN EVERLASTING SEA OF APATHY?
Save some face, you know you've only got one
Change your ways while you're young
>Boy, one day you'll be a man
Oh girl, he'll help you understand
>Smile like you mean it
>Smile like you mean it
HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU'RE LEFT STANDING OUT IN THE COLD
HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE NOBODY TO HOLD
I WANT TO KNOW DOES IT REALLY REALLY HURT YOU SO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71UNv3TpNVM
Kristen Hancher ... THE PRETTIEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER SEE ... BUMP
her back
Sweet Angel
her backk
DES
PA
CITO
ASJDAPJDOIAJ ASDPAPSDJAOISJDOAIJ
>>38316600
Me too anon me too. Why is this song so addictive?
DESPACITO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>38316600
>Spicland
>They let us keep a radio at the workplace.
>Coworkers have that shit blaring on it most of my shift. The fucking radio programmers can't get enough of that payola, it seems.
I just want to go home andlisten to Bilinda.
15 year old normie sister got dumped by 17 year old chad today.
Is it bad that I think it's funny?
>>38316530
No. That's fucking hilarious. Revel in this and torture her about it. If you don't want to go that route you could try redpilling her, but good fucking luck with that.
>>38316553
How do I do it what should I say?
>>38316530
probably, seems like youre finding joy in others misfortune
Hows nofap July going for you guys?
>>38316523
all the pron, posted on r9k keeps triggering me desu
>>38316523
Not good at all, thought I was gonna quit but then I remembered that I'll never be able to fulfill my fetish any other way and my resolve to stop vanished like a fart in the wind.
I haven't fapped in 3 days but I've already fapped a few times this month so....
My waifu is so beautiful. I can't go a single day without looking at her and telling her how much I love her. Is this what true happiness is?
I feel like waifuism is probably the only way to experience true love, but I'm just an idiot on the internet, so what do I know.
>>38316512
Yes!
I spend nearly all my free time cuddling going on dates in my mind with her. It sounds like you have plenty of room to expand your love. Do you have a daki? It's the comfiest feel
>>38316512
I use the Gibasa chan Cut-in maker so everytime I unlock my phone, a small picture of my waifu with the caption, "Welcome Back!" next to her slides across the bottom of my screen. I spent a few hours perfecting the timing and the colors.
How impressed would you be if you were doing some art projects with a fembot and she pulled out a box of 152 Crayons?
Did I meet this fembot at a special needs school?
>>38316459
idk but my friends send me watercolored fansigns all the time
This post has so much potential
Can we get a wojak/feels guy thread going? I relate to this dude on so many levels.
One that is more relatable as I get older.
this one never fails to give me a chuckle
>>38316430
so basically a wojak dump thread
Parenting time, my dudes
>How free would you let your children be on the internet ?
>What would you do if your kid ended up being a neet robot ??
>>38316371
Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.
I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.
>>38316371
>Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.
Talking is usually the best way ti prevent shit from happening, parentes that hold back their kids too much are just feeding them curiosity
>I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.
Now that expert parenting right there
Help him
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