>first shit retail job
>first paycheck
>work weekends so not expexting a lot but I calculated it to be 301.84 pounds total including the overtime I did
>check bank account
>201.47 pounds
REE? I dont even know who to be angry at, did my overtime just not count? what the fuck is up with this
Who do I even go to about this?
Looks like the fedora kid won
The girl that turned him down and opted for Chad is literally dying in the hospital
This one's for you, bitch.
>>37592680
did she git blacked yet tho?
How to acquire tall qt gf to carry unflattering pictures of to give me hope during life's dark moments?
if you had magic powers how would you use them?
>>37592609
Probably just be A dick to everyone and making my self laugh through others misery
>pic related
>20 years old
>Just want a friend like I had when I was 10
>Will never get that back
>>37592583
what was your friend at ten like?
>23 still no friends
It never gets better anon
30yo here.
Lemme tell you, anons, it only goes downwards. You know what to do.
Hey, I'm just a squirrel from the future.
Maybe you NEET beta nu-male cuckbots might wanna play 67 33 14 29 25 9 on the 24th's Powerball. It might change your life for the better. You just might get the hell out of your parent's house, and you might meet an Asian golddigger or a wholesome Jewish girl to share your fortune with and carry your children.
> Stop taking pictures of me while I eat you creep !
fucking fat cunt anyway
>>37592579
Well eh you know...that's just the way the cookie crumbles...heh
>>37593177
hahahahahahahahahahahahahabahabahahahahahahahahhahahahah
xndne
what's the plan when the normie infestation is no longer bearable?
pic related, this board means something to a lot of people
real robots never leave
im 26 incel and apparently i have good bone structure and females in the past have made advances towards me, im just autistic and shy
i believe if i lookmax and ascend i could even slay asians, which i exclusively find attractive
but even if i become turbo chad, r9k still runs thick in my blood. r9k is permanently etched into my soul, i cant leave even if i tried, and i tried many a times
LOOKISM IS REAL
for a incel kv to ascend u need to literally become a supermodel and do steroids and probably take phenibut or whatever other WORKING antianxiety drugs, probably mdma too. the beauty standards are that high today
koreaaaaa
>>37592737
"Real" robots (tm) how you faggots define it only co-opted this board. Go to wizardchan already ffs
>>37592777
shhhh you treacherous filth
>mfw I just graduated highschool
>mfw I realized I graduated highschool a KHV
>mfw I might not ever see the few IRL friends I actually had ever again
I mean I know I can still turn things around, but damn, I wasted my highschool years.
Gee, looks like you lost willy wars anon. Time to bend over.
>vein on the head
what the fuck
>>37592531
how the fuck hasn't she(?) passed out yet?
at the very least she wouldn't be able to move.
>>37592604
>>37592728
clow cards
>Be me
>13 years old
>Stutter, low self esteem
>Bullied at school
>No friends
>Poor social skills
>Constantly feel inferior to those around me
>Good Christian, so I abstain from porn
>Playing New Super Mario Bros one day
>Game had just come out then
>Get that I'm probably too old for it
>Play it anyways
>Something just drew me to play that game
>Final level
>Get excited as fuck
>So excited that I get erect
>Like how it feels
>Start rubbing it.
>Final boss
>Boss consists of two enemies: Bowser and Bowser Jr.
>Kill Bowser Jr.
>Get even more excited
>Kill Bowser
>hellfuckingyes.jpg
>Agressively pound dick
>Save Princess Peach
>Ejeculate all over my bedroom
>Feel like I had just committed a grave sin
>Pray to God for forgiveness
>Mfw my first ejaculation was to fucking mario
>Fucking Mario
>Ten years later
>Finally figure out why I masturbated to this
>Felt superior saving a damsel-in-distress in a video game.
>Felt like such a reversal from my reality
>What got me sexually arosed was the idea of being in power.
I'm sorry, 4chan. I just needed to get this off my chest. No matter what else I do with my life, nothing will change the fact that my first ejaculation was from Super Mario Bros.
what other stuff did your friends do to you?
wsup fggts let's play a game i'll write you a song of your choosing about any subject and include any lyrics that you want and make the rest up myself
Give me some topics lads
here's two of my latest songs to show you my style
https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw
https://youtu.be/n-jTLKLomQs
more on my channel if you want to check them out, but anyway to sum up, give me some topics for songs and lyrics you want included and i'll make a song and post here tmoro with it
I've never been able to sleep at night and be awake during the day for more than 4 days. My circadian rhythm always bounces back to sleep = day, active = night after that.
What the fuck is wrong with me
How long until I become a famous musician?
https://soundcloud.com/charlieband0/man-with-a-plan
https://clyp.it/zy5tztwc
Original link is busted use this one