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Temp agency offered me to work cleaning event that most of the town will be attending , accepted know an working it for 8 hours in crowded place not as bad as I thought it would be.
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Spotted Eggman on Ice poisedon's Vidcon stream along with Surveillance Camera Artist (who was following and annoying Ice poisedon at the time). I thought eggy killed himself. How could so many victims of four chan from different places be jammed packed within less than one square meter?
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>>38234361
extremely old news desu senpai
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>>38234361
>Surveillance Camera Artist
wait, he revealed his identity? all I know is he wears all black and converse shoes
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>tell anon it's ok he can tell me anything
>he texts back finally opening up to me about his personal issues
>I don't read it because it's too long and I just avoid replying
>next time we see each other a couple weeks later he asks about it
>I pretend I don't know what he's talking about
>I tell him that I was busy and forgot but will read it when I get home
>I don't read it
>he reminds me
>I skim it then give him advice I give little kids. "It will all work out just give it time"
I just do what everyone else does lol
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>scientists have estimated that anywhere from 10-30 percent of men are unknowingly raising children who are not their own
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That's why if I ever have a kid i'm dna testing it no matter what. Also in France it's even illegal to dna test your kid to see if it's yours, how cucked it that, lel.
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>>38234276
Source: ops original ass
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>tfw shirt tucks itself above the ass and need to adjust myself everytime i walk
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>>38234204
>tfw shirt tucks itself under my man boobs & have to adjust it everytime I move
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>>38234204
>tfw skeleton and breaking the bank with grocery budget to gain even a pound
Yeah, it must be sooooo hard to only eat natural low-fat food with minimal calories. Gosh, overweight people have it the worst :p
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>>38234389
>tfw chest is 75% rockin' pecs and 25% droopy fat deposits
>tfw constantly in a flux state of appearing to have rockin' pecs and having floppy man-boobs
I just need to shed the last of this weight what the fuck is wrong with me the goal is so close how can I be dropping the ball this hard fuck man
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>have terrible problems with sweating
>shower twice a day, antiperspirant deodorant in the morning
>still can only wear black shirts because of how bad it is
>just found out i'm known on campus as "that one guy who always wears black"
is there any hope at all, lads
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Only if you lose weight, champ
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>>38234175
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycopyrronium_bromide
Talk to your doctor about it. Works pretty well, but it doesn't stop it completely.
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>mom bought another party size bag if doritos
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>>38476182
No one's forcing you to eat it
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>>38476256
Fuck you, I bet you work for Frito-Lay, you piece of shit. Are you happy now?
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>tfw hard time losing weight all summer
>had to get my wisdom teeth pulled last week
>could barely eat shit but like soup and apple sauce etc.
>lost like 8 lbs so far
>probably going to lose even more cause I'm paranoid about getting shit in my open gums until they heal
Kind of sweet desu, never knew losing was this easy, especially when you have no choice but to stick to a diet out of necessity.
If this were your situation, aside from GTFO of /r9k/, would you break up with your girlfriend or what?
>Girlfriend of three weeks texts "I saw this really cute swiping app on TV. I'm so glad that I haven't felt the need to use these apps since we started dating. I haven't even checked it out yet, your support means so much to me."
>I decide to be chill about the "yet," even though it's a big red flag, and respond "I'm glad you feel supported and hopefully you don't need to check the app out at all. I'd rather be heartbroken and hurt than cheated on."
>Few hours later she responds "I was just thinking how i love that you didn't get upset with me for saying this. But I've cheated before, and so it's something I'm wary of. I have had problems with instant gratification, but I love you."
So I'm thinking of being clear and responding "If you cheat on me, I will leave you." But it's precisely because I've been more gentle that she's been honest about these things. I'm wondering, do I enjoy the sex and all while it last, keep chill, and leave her if she admits to cheating. Or do I give her that ultimatum, which may result in her no longer being honest if she does cheat? For all I know she has.
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>would you break up with your girlfriend or what?
Hell no.
I would fuck her until she was exhausted then leave her wanting more.
If she comes back for you, you both win.
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>>38234101
>I have had problems with instant gratification
Find a way to strategic remove yourself from this relationship immediately
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>>38234101
>So I'm thinking of being clear and responding "If you cheat on me, I will leave you."
Better that way then the alternative.
>be me
>inherit raging hormones from Chad father who started having sex at 14 with women almost twice his age
>20M virgin loser, ugly af
>started masturbating to ease horniness around 12yo
>discover porn shortly after, got hooked on it immediately
>puberty hits
>face covered in zits and scars, getting really self-conscious
>slowly hiding away from society
>start looking for cures
>start doing normie stuff like eating a healthy low carb diet
>be active, workout, run, cold showers
>not really working
>somehow make a connection between semen and acne
>all that zinc, that's why doc's been giving me supplements
>then it hits me
>"get a girlfriend, you'll get rid of acne then" they said
>that's how they all knew all along
>mfw my face is a dead giveaway
>women always laughed behind my back saying I'm a virgin
>how else could they know?
>was in good shape, not socially awkward, only fucked up thing about me was mf
>they knew I craved pussy, my zits were counting my porn binge sessions or smth
>fuck this, i won't be made fun of
>they'll have no power over me no more
>it's true, I can't get a gf cuz poor and ugly af
>but won't be controlled by pixel pussy
>i will never get a woman even remotely close to those I jerk off to
>tfw decide to get my life together and stop watching porn
>tfw get to keep all muh precious semen
>tfw decide to #breakdapussyspell
cont.
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>discover nofap, decide to commit to it
>cancer community, losers still want gfs fuck them
>still go there though, find helpful advice sometimes
>getting huge urges, keep going strong though
>get up to a month nofap
>fuck someone in my sleep, cum
>mfw had my first wet dream
>fuck my life
>muh precious semen
>lose all motivation, feel like i relapsed, start binge watching porn again
>shit shit the break da pussy spell goddammit
>start again
>go stronger this time
>tfw get another wet dream 3 weeks in
>cum a second time that day on porn, same shit as last time
>going like this for the past few months
>strong streak, all well, fucking wet dreams
>try all kinds of shit, no water or food after 7pm, more workouts, running, meditation,
egyptian pranayama and shit no luck
>find a solution on a POIS forum
>tying your dick with a string
>mfw
>start tying my dick and balls at night before going to sleep
>things are going great
>gain some courage to look at some nsfw things, i can control it when awake
>not that night though
>mfw dick still cums when flaccid
>not even a erotic dream, just up and came
>mfw pussy always finds a way
>tfw I'm desperate for a solution and turn back to my old robot friends
>tfw can't break the pussy spell
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2D waifus? not like quite like a pornstar but they do suck up most of the spilled semen at night though
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shit. bump
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Is femdom the thinking man's fetish? What do you anons think?
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>just realized I don't have an instinctual aversion to fucking my mom
>meaning if I found her attractive, I would have no problem with fucking her
who /odepuis-lite/ here
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incest is wincest op
also if your mom is hot I don't blame you
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hot females make your penis hard
nothing to think much about m8
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original test for mothers
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I'm too old for this, but I still listen to Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, even Jonas Brothers fits this genre. It's like I'm trying to catch up on a missed teen phase.
Who else /stuck in the past/?
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>my name is tyrone
aka jobless forever, why I have this stupid name. Fuck my parents
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>>38234031
>jobless
"Maybe you wouldn't be if you just showed up, spoke with the manager, and shook his hand, Champ."
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Just bought a fleshlight online
Finally accepted the LDAR-pill
AMA
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>fleshlight
>not onahole
Nice waste of money laffo
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What's the worst thing a girl has ever done to you?
>I let a girl stay over because she had just been kicked out of her house
>steals 2k from my room and disappears
>comes back 3 weeks later asking if I can help her because she has nowhere to go
I fucking hate women
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