can we have a robot meetup thread?
all orientations are welcomeso ignore pic related if you're bi/gay
this is for all the robots who have no given up on finding someone!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
i'll start
>20
>male
>johannesburg, south africaif you're wondering, no that isn't my marker on the map
>straight
>3rd year at Wits
>vidya and anime
>>38687472
Sure fuggit, let's turn this shit into /soc/
>22
>male
>Sacramento, California
>bi if you shave
>full neet
>live music, anime, cooking, 420, alcohol
>>38687472
>only one woman around MLB
think i'll pass senpai
Sure I'll give it a shot
>19
>male
>halfrican american
>fat but loosing weight
>austin tx
>bi
>community college
>vidya, music, visual arts, south Asian and Latin cooking, and looking for new things to get interested in
I like chubby girls
Since there are so many normies here now, post the nudes you have received. Yesterday's thread was hot
>>38687466
post more dude please port more she fits my fetish of hate fucking an sjw
>>38687510
Sadly, I saved that pic from another anon. I wish there were more too
>>38687466
Have some OC boobies on me
ZCHLAMPF
>>38687453
BLONGO GLORF IS NWICJDNWPCKEN TUUUUUUU SCOOOOPSSSHHH
Dibs on the word drumpf
DRUMPF
Bazunaga
Why haven't you gone on a big killing spree yet?
What's your excuse?
Anyone planning something, need advice?
Some of you guys are alright,
Don't go to OP's house tomorrow
>>38687447
Killing people won't make me feel good
I just want to die
I still need more time to wait on everything getting better
>tfw my gf is too horny but I want to sleep
What do you robots do in this situation?
Start fingering and then eating her out.
>>38687412
my situation is the opposite.
wanna trade?
>>38687412
This kind of bait angers me
>my gf only lets me cum on her tits, not on her face
Why are women so cruel to robots??
>>38687358
know how you feel.
my gf won't have sex more than once a day unless i do the dishes.
but us robots and wizards need to stick together
>>38687358
fuck that sucks. almost as bad as the girl i dated who didn't give blowjobs and would only fuck with a condom.
>girlfriend agrees to a threesome
>but a foursome is "too much"
Fucking bullshit. Why are women so cruel?
Why cant I stop obsessing over female butts?
Its taken over my life. I cant think about nothing else.
>>38687354
I want 4, or maybe 3. but 4 has the nice under-cheek curve going
>>38687354
I imagine my related fetishes are enough to make you and Tim Wilson seem gay. The blonde on the left is wife material by the way.
>>38687354
This is aggravating my spanking fetish
I JUST'd myself
>restart phone
>asks for password
>don't remember it since I've been using the thumbprint bullshit
>get locked out over and over
Fuck what do I do? I don't have my password written down anywhere and I don't want tech support or whatever to go through all my shit.
>>38687311
Fucking shove your thumb in my ass Daddy!
>>38687311
That's what you get for using a """smart"""phone you dumb faggot.
>>38687311
You unironically need to go to tech support. I'm pretty sure they can't take legal action if they find illegal shit on your phone.
>Put right foot in front of left
>Put left foot in front of right
>Keep doing multiple times
>Suddenly in another room
What the fuck?
>bend knees
>push against the floor with your feet
>fly temporarily
how does it work, robots?
>vibrate throat
>move my mouth
>push out air
>suddenly communication is coming from me
>get instrument
>hit it a few times
>suddenly music appears
what the fuck?
would you sacrifice your intelligence for beauty?
Yes. Intelligence isnt genetic. I could get a qt tutor and get educated, and also bang her after. This is the only correct answer.
i would sacrifice my intelligence and beauty for lifetime supply of crisp, refreshing coca cola
gulp into a world of thirstlessness today
>>38687302
Only if it lasts forever, and only because I'm not a male. That would be a very bad deal for a dude.
Many of you out there probably believe fidget spinners are just a toy for kids. You don't know how fucking wrong you are. Fidget spinners were designed for elite athletes, CEOs, and arch-bishops. Kids merely adopted the spinning, we were born in it, moulded by it. I've dedicated my life to fidget spinners. I'm the only truly certified grand master of fidget spinners; 3 time defending world champion WWE belt holder of fidget spinning. So I believe I'm the only one truly qualified to tell you that fidget spinning is a man's sport, a man's man's sport. I was once a boy who became a man thanks to fidget spinning and also natural ageing. Do you wanna know the difference between me and a child? I'm 22 fucking years old, children are usually under 12 depending on what criteria you're gonna use to classify someone as a child so think about that shit next time you see me torpedoing down a slip-and-slide sailing at an atom splitting 68 miles per hour going straight into a fucking
Is undertale actually good? I have it but got bored after 5min.
damn didn't realize fidget spinners were still in the public consciousness
any predictions on the next piece of garbage that catches on for minute?
>>38687325
yeah it's alright, just avoid 99% of the fanbase
So, how exactly do I become a " Chad "?
Work out, also don't consider anyone else.
Contrary to robot believe it's not genetics, we can all become chads. I want to be a eeuopean Chad, maybe a William or a Richard.
>>38687245
you either are or you aren't.
if socializing and girls was that important to you you'd pick up on it years ago.
>>38687307
>I want to be a european Chad, maybe a William or a Richard.
don't you mean "Ahmed"?
Daily reminder r9k is an anti gay board
Original
No it isn't, sweetie. This is a trap-loving, twink-loving board.
>>38687203
>anti/pro lgbt
why the fuck is 4chan part of this culture war bullshit?
>>38687235
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgtb/
I need help robots. Im 19 and ive never had a job in my life. Whats the easiest job for a brainlet that has zero social interaction? Im tired of being a poor NEET but im shit at everything i do
>page 5
>zero replies
just end it all
>>38687113
I'm 25 and in the same position as you anon. At least when I was 19 video games were still fun
>>>/adv/ you lazy faggot
The Virgin scrape
>uses good cream yet cuts himself every time
>bleeds profusely
>uses multiple strokes
>has to shave every other day despite lacking the ability to grow a nice beard
>hunched over sink
>dirty mirror
The Chad shave
>skims his entire face in one fell swoop
>not a single scratch
>blade never dulls
>has never bled in his life
The Virgin's sentence.
chads wacky 1liners lol :p
>>38687058
>johnny is 5' 9"
not a chad
Virgin Music:
Anything from image.
Neutral Milk Hotel
Animal Collective
Kanye West
King Crimson
Modest Mouse
American Football
Chad Ctunes( (Pronounced Chu-nes)
Katy Perry
2pac
Kendrick
Kanye
ASAP
Anything top 40