How do I get an asian gf that looks like this desu
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Post a picture of yourself first.
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look like a cool kpop guy
don't be white or black
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Why is she wearing two underwears.
Delete r9k
You are alone because you have never been disciplined and taught how to properly behave by a real man
This is a fact and nobody can prove me wrong.
Women need regular spankings and whippings to ensure they behave. This is a scientific fact and cannot be disproven.
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>>35571440
Wtf is wrong with u kys
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Is this a spanking thread? Hope so cause it's my fetish
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>>35571440
then teach me how to behave
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Why do woman do nothing but complain
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>>35571438
>makes a thread complaining about how all women do is complain
Come on, man. Stop doing this to yourself.
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>>35571610
>complaining about
>not being curious
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because you listen to their bullshit you cunt
>tfw 8 fucking captcha selections for this bullshit
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>go to /pol/
>make thread defending Shia Lebouf
GUARANTEED REPLIES
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>>35571389
>go on /r9k/
>make thread saying BEE yourself
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>>35571389
>shia lebuff
What did he do this time?
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>>35571389
>go on /po/
>make woodwork thread
somebody stop me!
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Elliot Rodger appreciation thread
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Let's make a thread about our legendary hero, Ellior Rodger. R.I.P
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When are girls going to realize that stuff like this wouldn't happen if they just went for nice guys?
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>>35571364
Who dis fagget? I think I've heard of him
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>>35571398
>implying Elliot was a nice guy
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>just ate an entire box of Little Debby Cosmic Brownies
Why are the worst foods so delicious?
Also fatbot general I guess.
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I start to feel a coating in mouth whenever I eat those. Is it the preservatives? I ate a banana and a piece of Snickers, so I'm almost already at my DV of sugar. Living in America sure is tough.
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life is a test
we're all failing
I hate the time of year when these aren't around
I try to eat the easter basket cakes and such instead, but it's not the same
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>>35571349
I dont know how you people eat that shit. All I taste are chemicals.
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>Add fembot from here
>She is really cute and out of my league but I want her anyway
>Slowly tear down her self esteem little by little until she hates herself
>She now think so little of herself that she wants to date me
I have won.
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im that fembot. not true. infact i tore him down into nothing as a little game and that was the end of it
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>>35571302
well done, we all love you for being a nice and friendly person.
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You are a psychopath.
Origin.
ITT: Slavs that aren't residing in their country of birth share their feels.
So what's going on fellow slav-migrants?
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>>35571294
I'm of Slavic decent. I really want a track suite. Preferably Adidas but what else is out there/where to buy track suit?
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>>35571337
Just buy a tracksuit from your local sports store.
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I'm thinking about leaving my slav country and emigrate to Germany because they are hiring people with nursing degrees. I hate my life and want to die. Just thinking about moving there and having to speak German and work with people is giving me a physical manifestation of pain in my chest.
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>digital media class
>recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
>showing it to my classmates
>explain why open source is better cuz its free and they don't get viruses
>ready to show off my presentation
>go up to the podium, plug in my computer to the projector
>errors out the ass
>prof looks impatient
>it's ok i can just install the driver
>ask prof what model the projector is
>he just looks at me with a "are you fucking kidding me" expression
>fumble around on the internet looking for a fix
>some chad yells "GEE I THOUGHT LINAX BRAINIAX COULD SOLVE ANY COMPUTER PROBLEM"
>class laughs
>even the prof snickers a bit
>fuck them i'll show them all
>download drivers from chinese website
>still doesn't work
>prof says i will have to use chad's laptop
>fucking lenovo piece of shit with winshit 10 covered in stickers and shit, keys are sticky and almost the whole corner is black
>have to log in, ask chad for password
>"are you fucking stupid bro? it's right there on the laptop"
>he actually wrote his fucking password on the laptop in sharpie
>the password is "tits69"
>log in
>works instantly with projector
>bring over my presentation on a flash drive
>open presentation and the text is all garbled, everything is fucked up
>class roars with laughter
>so fucking angry, storm out and hide in the bathroom until the lecture is over
>go back in to get my glorious ubuntu laptop
>hard drive corrupted by chinese viruses
>leave
>get mugged by niggers in the parking lot
>they try to take my laptop
>see it's linux
>they won't take it
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>>35571192
Mac users BTFO
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>>35571192
Pretty good. Would've been funnier with a true meme OS like arch though.
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I laughed to be honset.
Going to post it on /r/4chan probably
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all of you robots complain about "fembots", chad, and worst of all normie.why don't you switch to reddit?
>easier to navigate
>no captcha
>better comunity
>no /pol/tards
>worksafe no traps
well, what are you waiting for?!!
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>>35571162
Because if I say something dark minded it will likely get delet. That and there is not as many replies because everyone is so spread out.
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>>35571196
dont be silly most reddit mods are openminded and will only delete something that's truly messed up
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>>35571162
>no /pol/tards
what are you talking about they are fucking everywhere on reddit
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Can we all agree that Axe (or Lynx) is the shittiest, most plebian choice of deodorant?
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I use this weird stuff where you turn the dial and it forces a bunch of shit through the holes on top.
I bought it by mistake and it was a good mistake
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>using spray anything
lmao @ you're poorness
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They literally all smell the same. If you're over the age of 16, shower regularly with soap and wear some kind of fragrance if you go out.
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If you had a chance to go back to the past and undo any misfortunes brought upon you or anyone else, would you take the chance?
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>>35571103
If I could go back to the past, I'd go back and prevent WW1 from happening.
Everything wrong with western civilization started there.
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>>35571103
Go back in time fuck ex gf without condom. And dump her. Tell her to take plan b
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yes, but it will never happen, so don't think about it
STOP posting lewd things r9k. I'm doing /nofap/
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stop posting pretty girl faces since those also make me me horny
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>>35571077
If you can't look at picture of porn and NOT fap, you have no self control and are doomed to fail.
I quit smoking 2 years ago, but for the first year I kept a pack on me just so I wouldn't get that urge to walk over to the nearest gas station. Instead, defeat was just flick away. Garner your self control anon, you have it in you.
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>>35571077
nofap is a meme
orggi
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How do I lose weight as a NEET robots?
>tfw weigh 210
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>>35571009
Consume less
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>tfw 235 pounds
>jogging hurts my calves and knees and can't even jog half a mile
>too scared to get on cycling machines because girls are on them
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Stop drinking soda, and only eat twice per day.
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How to aquire GF , do i need to be buff , is it the money , WTF do they want from me ? "females" are confusing as fuck :/
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*looks around room awaiting for a presence to appear*
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>>35570941
how old are you? usually this works:
1. have a job
2. have some friends
3. don't be horrifically ugly
4. don't be ridiculously socially awkward
I mean you can do worse or opt for alternate paths and still get a GF, but those conditions should ensure you'd have one.
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do you even know what comes with having a gf besides
>companionlmao
>sex
>someone to love