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Knocked a normie out yesterday 2017-06-25 07:23:07 Post No.37955863
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Knocked a normie out yesterday
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2017-06-25 07:23:07
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>walking down a street 5 am
>2 normies in front of me one of them goes "yoooo" (both have very aggressive body language)
>I go "yooo"
>I pass them
>notice that 1 of them turned around and is walkin behind me (approx 4-5 meters)
>turn around start walking towards him
>go "I hope we don't have any problems here"
>without hearing what he has to say deploy a nice healthy left hook to his chin, hear that beautiful sound of bones clacking together
>his friend starts shouting "YOU'RE INSANE" and starts fighting me
>we dont hit eachother, eventually I get enough distance to remove my spectacles but by that time his friend shouts "leave it leave it"
>we scatter, his friend is still holding his jaw with his hand
>go back home start laughing in bed and listen to death grips
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What were you doing outside at 5am, OP?
Fuck it, what were you doing OUTSIDE?
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>>37956187
getting some cigies and yummy treats from a
gas station
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>>37955863
This is how every robot should behave. Start learning martial arts like kickboxing, wrestling and carry a pocket knife robots! A normie messes with you? Stab him in the chest. Roastie laughs at you? Stab her in the face.
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How do I become more gay?
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You message me on discord and let me turn you into a sissy
>assuming you aren't one already
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>>37955844
>How do I become more gay?
I wonder this everyday
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>>37955844
You can't, you're on this board. Thats as gay as it gets, faggot.
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Have you ever had a female despise you? 2017-06-25 07:21:12 Post No.37955826
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Have you ever had a female despise you? 2017-06-25 07:21:12 Post No.37955826
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Have you ever had a female despise you?
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2017-06-25 07:21:12
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Openly or discreetly? How was it.
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>>37955826
Surprisingly I've made a lot of females like me and half the time fall for me.inb4 NORMIE GET OUT, I'm still a virgin because I prefer to lose it to someone who knows everything about me not hookups and shit like that
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>>37955874
you are still a normie, virgin or not.
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>>37955890
Wouldn't call someone who sits on the computer all day unless I leave to go do something like get food a norman
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What is your waifu's vagina named?
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Cock Flaps
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>>37955824
Jelly Snatch
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fLOWER fACTORY
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I'm addicted to (you)s lads. Am I beyond saving?
Fucking craving (you)s. I can't take it any more. Just give me a fucking (you) already. Dubs or not, doesn't matter. Just give me a fucking (you). I'll go for any sort of (you)
Help an anon out
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(you) sound kinda pathetic dude orig
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>Am I beyond saving?
hopefully
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>>37955820
enjoy friend. It's all yours!
who /partyposter/ here?
Just posted
>>>/v/381802465
and
>>>/x/19201884
spreading the party everywhere dudes
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Doing God's work lad
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this is legitimately one of the worst forced memes I have ever seen
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Well done anon
Let's watch project x later
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>By the age of 18, a higher percentage of people had sex than those who did not.
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>>37955688
>i am the bottom 10%
maybe i should try getting married to a virgin, since chances of divorce are low if i'm successful
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>>37955688
What was the sample group? no sources are cited on this picture
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>>37955790
National Survey of Family Growth by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2013-2015.
Only interviewed people aged 15-45. Doesn't say how many, but probably many thousands, since its government, and also asked about divorce parenting, etc.
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Hey, I just made a server for anyone who wants to:
-talk with other lonely anons
-shitpost funny pictures
-not get bullied for these things
If you feel like you are lonely as fuck and you have nobody to talk to, come and see if you like it here. It's a freshly made server, so don't expect many people.
Put this at the join server field:
yd8St
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c-come and join ;))
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come and join guys :-)))))))))
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>it's another meme-sharing server that will die in 3 days
I want to give it a shot but this is always the outcome. I'm sorry.
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What do you think requires more confidence? (1) Going outside all alone as an ugly man with autism knowing the whole world is gonna be against you just for existing or (2) Going outside while being a good looking man with lots of friends. Going outside knowing everything is gonna be handed to you for free, knowing everyone gives you the benefit of the doubt, knowing you won't have to face any real challenges. No one looks at you with suspicion.
Hmm.
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confidence, as women see it, is just another word for physically attractive.
if they see a man they find attractive, they assume he's confident.
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This picture always gives me audible keks
Is there any feasible way he could get a makeover to look passable?
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I hate these images, because obviously the dude is unattractive, but it doesn't mean he's forever alone. It means he'll probably get an equally unattractive woman, but I guess the people here would rather be alone than with a woman of their own caliber.
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>be 25 year old khv
>No girl ever attracted to you
>go on vacation to non-white country
>lose virginity instantly
I've only tried one country but when I tried tinder with fake GPS locations it seems like it's the same in most of the world.
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>>37955645
I bought the premium service but I'm a techyard so I don't know how to use it, can you help me?
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how non-white we talking here
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>>37955716
South East Asian.
East Asians and south Americans seem to work too.
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>I'm in the living room
>there's a hard knock on the door
>mummy goes out to answer it, I try to see who it is but she closes the door
>think 'maybe it's the police, they've finally come for my loli and other affiliated images haha'
>look out the window
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY THE POLICE.exe
>heart begins to pound in my chest, I am wide-eyed with fear
>think about what I should say when I'm arrested, decide the best option would be to stay silent
>mummy comes into the living room, she's looking at me and holding a leaflet
>'what was that?' I ask
>'the house across the road got burgled and they were asking if anyone saw anything'
I genuinely 100% believed I was about to be arrested there boys. The feeling of relief I felt was orgasmic
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>>37955592
kek, iktf
>torrenting tv/movies
>later/next day police helicopters fly past
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>>37955592
Reminds of that time me and a friend were fucking around on chatroulette in middleschool. He showed his dick to a couple finnish girls. Police came by my house the day after, legitimately thought they'd come arresting me for my involvement in what was technically child porn. Luckily they only came to counsel us about burglary prevention as our neighbours house got burglared the fuck out of it the week before. Afterwarss my mother asked why I seemed so jumpy but I managed to wave it off as nothing.
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>>37955888
I should have greentexted this but I was already half way in typing my post when I realised it and I'm to lazy to fix things.
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Has anyone else reached that point where you have so much resentment and bitterness towards women that it wouldn't even matter if you got a gf, you just couldn't let go of your hate?
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Just get a short haircut. Really.
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Yes, I'm sure many, many others like yourself feel that way. It's sad that you'll literally never be happy or enough for anyone
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>>37955574
Nope. I grewup raised by my mom. I preferred women to male friends. I was always dating. And I have a naturally flirty personality. Any woman I approach and talk to I can make her laugh and smile and I'll walk off without ever making emotional connections.
And I love my wife. Got with her in middle school and dated her since. Women and men are the same
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Tinder plus thread
Post your abroad swipes and let's see how much nicer they are than murrican roasties
Pic related is a polish qt
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How would you rate this qt?
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>>37955500
how do you *do* tinder?
sometimes (rarely) I get matches, but what's the correct method of speaking to them?
are they just dtf and I need to arrange a meeting asap or do I play slow?
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>>37955577
10 REEEEEEE IF I CAN'T HAVE HER NO ONE CAN
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who else her literally/inapsychward/ right now?
ive got an hour of computer time someone talk to me
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>>37955445
How'd you end up in the nuthouse?
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What're you in for desu
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>>37955445
why are you in it?
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>tfw I am unable to aquire a female friend
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>>37955391
Getting out of home will helps you to find a girl
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>>37955391
tell them you're asexual so they let down their guard. Not even asexualposting, I've gotten laid using this method. greentexts available if you want.
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>>37955586
greentxt please