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How wouId you service and please this goddess?
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fuck her giant busted o-ring donut hole

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>scared of hang myself because if i fail i will be 60 years in a hospital bed suffering because no euthanasia in my country and because my mother is catholic af
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>>37773755
>hanging you'reself

what are high buildings

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Does an Anarchist man have an antistate gland instead of a prostate gland?
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Okay OP, this time you got me.
>Came for the silly tits
>Stayed for the comfy pun
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No because deep down all anarchists want the big daddy state to hit their prostate repeated
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>>37773714
Now we know where we should put the statism.

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>i can't get a gf
>so i will become someone's gf
>/r9k/ in charge of logic
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Post stuff from 2001 here (No 9/11 crap)
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We've lost but we can take them with us robots.
So I ask all of you.
Shall /r9k/ get deleted?
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>>37773473
Keep the thread alive.
Discuss this.

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA A MISTRIAL! ROASTIES GET TOASTIED!

women jurors were caught trying to convict him without evidence. they were asking what the evidence was, what reasonable doubt meant, and other things that showed a clear bias

how will roasties ever recover?
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>>37773444
where are the proofs triples man?
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>>37773444
Trips always roast.
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Trips of truth +my favorite number.
OP objectively tells no lies

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You have 5 seconds to come up with a reaction image better than this one

Protip: You abso-fucking-lutely cannot
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Dis one here
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>>37773499
I believe you meant this one sir

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IF YOU DONT LIKE FEMBOT THREADS THEN SIMPLY HIDE THEM
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>>37773346
But I like seeing fembots get upset when I call them ugly, stupid cunts. It's enjoyable watching them freak out because they thought that these "pathetic virgins" would flock to thme ,but instead, they can't even get the lowest form of men. I love it when they resort to calling us "creepy virgins" like it offends us, when in reality, they know that they're nothing but a parasite, and with every hateful word we send their way, it makes it worse.
Whenever you see an attentionwhoring fembot thread, be nasty towards them. Be cruel and horrible. Let your actual misogyny flow, be as awful as you can.
It's the only way to save /r9k/

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>get a job
>finally have some money
>buy some nice new clothes
>have nowhere to wear them

who /loner/ here
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That was a fine first step. Next will be talking to random chicks (even ugly ones) on the street, so you can gain confidence
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>>37773293
I'm not even a virgin and I'm quite handsome. But I've always been a loner and probably always will be

If you go out here by yourself you look like a loser (which is somewhat true I guess)

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Anyone else miss the old Google Doodles? Nowadays they smack a historical figure on to replace one of the letters and it has no cool way of presenting the letters.
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What if Jesus comes back tonight?
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I don't see it man. At his coming he's going to consume "that Wicked" with the spirit of his mouth. I don't think the son of perdition has been revealed yet bro

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Ephesians 1:11New International Version (NIV)

11 In him we were also chosen,[a] having been predestined according to the plan of him who works out everything in conformity with the purpose of his will,

FUCK YOU JEHOVAH
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>my oneitis suddenly started talking to me a while ago
>she's almost always the one initiating conversations
Why? I'm a lonely, boring, worthless robot and somebody way out of my league takes away from their time to talk to me. I mean, I'm not sure if I should be happy that I finally have an opportunity or sad. Does she want something from me? Does she just talk to me out of pity? I'm pretty sure she's nice to me just so she can get validation from Chad.
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She probably wants to steal your Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Seen it before.

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Would any robots be interested in playing Ark on a 2x private server?
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