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>>37827270
Who the fuck is that? Sorry im losing count of the spergs who keep shooting up schools

>>37827536
That's tranny phantom

Honestly this guy is a bit more curious than Elliot, but less coherent and likeable.

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>>37827270
>talented

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>>37827266
We'll see come the singularity, 3Dfag

*hides thread*

feels good

>>37827266
Is zero infinitely more than zero?

She's doing it for attention. Look at all the makeup on her face the face that she even took this photo. She could care less about her dating a black guy, it's about SHOWING people that she's dating a black guy so it makes her feel special.

>>37827221

This is really getting old shills. sage

>>37827244
>her face the face
Her face and the fact

masturbating in general
i feel awful afterwards but somehow i always get back to fapping

>>37827273
I recently tried nofap for the last three days but almost went crazy and failed last night. Feels bad desu

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Make promises to myself about how I'm going to try harder so I can go to a good grad school, how I'm going to consistently work out and start eating right, how I'm going to finally get over that one stupid girl who broke my heart years ago, how I'm going to stop smoking weed every single day, how I'm going to actually try and better myself in my interests and hobbies instead of just being complacent with my flatline of progress and chalk it up to a lack of inspiration, how I'm going to stop waking up every morning and despising the fact that I'm alone and replace that negativity while a renewed sense of happiness for the sheer fact that I don't suffer from any horrible physical ailments or have some kind of terrible early-age trauma that prevents me from being a good person, but it is solely on my own volition that I continue to live in mediocrity and depression because I am acutely self aware that I am wasting every waking moment of my life on pity and instant gratification, and then never following through on those promises.

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SOURCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!13123123

>>37827195
ANON I JUST FAPPED

SOURCE NOW

WE'RE GOING FOR NUMBER 5

>>37828223
KYS you fucking faggot!!!

orignalio

>>37827166
>Yasmine, i already told you that i like you and i feel happy around you, but i don't think you are sure about having me as a boyfriend.

>>37827166
https://youtu.be/zKPnrW46UGs

I told you to get out of my house, pavement ape.

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>cum to bed Daddy

I break down into a fit of tears and "thank you's." All of my pairs have been answered.

>>37827155
That's pretty gay, but he did say financial provider, so that bear can cuddle me all he wants to. Plus that's a great belly and upper body, so powerlfiter mode he doesn't even have a neck.

Are you actually that bad at spelling or is it just bait?

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>>37827090
You spelt Due as Do.

Also writers don't write one book. They write thousends. Ones the public never see. Every book they write, every book they read will enhance the next one they produce.

You have way too much ego to be considered nihalistic.

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>>37827090
>wanted to make soungs
>plan on piano a shitty melody i wrote
>be happy about it and listen to some music
>realize i can t make a song 1000x worst than any song i listen to
>What i wrote is litteraly baby-tier
>i will never be a good musician

;_;

>>37827084
If I pulled your piercings off would you die?

>>37827084
Why is the dog being in heat relevant to this situation?

>>37827907
My dog is horny is all.

Did you eat bird or just bite head off? I am confused by you say tried to eat.

>>37827062
The fuck
You mean like licking the pussy of a bird? What kind of bird is it?

>>37827087
A turkey

I just wanted to please someone. I've never pleased anyone

>>37827021
Do you recommend depilatory cream? I don't do so well with shaving and don't have the time for waxing

>>37827021
That's a cute butthole you've got there

>>37827021
Holy shit it's perfect looking

define "prime years"

>>37826940
2010-2014

Originalss

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You dont deserve 4chan

desu my cousin is a big guy who delivers beer therefor drinks quite a bit, and does not look half as shit as you.

>>37826902
Kill yourself fat ass. Original comment faggots.

Bay Bridge cabernet sauvignon. Last bottle left and I have to cross state lines to get more. Probably switching to bourbon once I finish it off. My state should really consider allowing mail order wine.

Finally, the white man will be destroyed once and for all

>tfw just started learning the cello
>tfw never learned German
>tfw never got a gf

Fuck me what a wasted life

>>37826917
This will set off a world wide, long lasting, winter.

I wouldn't be surprised if at least 60% of the worlds population died.

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>>37826890
Sounds like you need a trip to pound town

>>37826890
Unending REEEEing until it happens. We will ungay /r9k/

>>37826890
>>37827054
banning nigger shit like this
honestly its like the #3 cancer after trap and fembot threads