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I knew a guy who was 5'3 and pulled pussy like crazy. Like 7-8 girls a semester usually. It's not cause you are short. It's because you are fucking loser. Well probably ugly too.

Males are supposed to be tall, Females are supposed to be short.

Can we really blame other people for our own genetic problems?

t. 5'7

>>39319669
Short girls are nasty as hell for me. I don't get it why everybody is ok with them.

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>>39319548
>maxresdefault (3).jpg
fuck off

>Robots claim they want to fix women
>They want women to act like house wives of the 50s
>Robots also don't want to get a job or sort them selves out.

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>>39319548
Define good men?

Is it something like this
>must be chad
>must have muscled up athletic male model body
>must have house, car, ridiculously high income

Literally barely 5% of population.

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>>39319367
Too bad this normal day board can't relate

>>39319367
is it bad that i am 28 and i want to impregnate a girl her age?

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>HE'S STILL HERE LMFAOO

GET A F*CKING LIFE YOU RUSSIAN CUNT!!

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>>39319366
Here have this rare one for motivation

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>>39319366
Work hard, honey. Daddy needs his NEETbux from the taxes.

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>>39319366
Stay strong and don't try to kill yourself

Suck a cock op. That might cure your cold

>>39319294
this actually would help if you swallowed the sperm

warm it up first if it is cold, and check your digits

>>39319216
This seems very difficult. Can you give us a quick run down? Just the fact you are self aware of your failings means you should be better than the bottom 10% of this board who are mostly mentally ill delusional hikki NEETs who tend towards degeneracy on a regular basis

>>39319378
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>friendless
>nobody at college knows my name
>go days at a time without speaking words out loud
>dodge any social situations from the serious to the mundane
>can't go to the university dining hall alone (so I just don't go)
>can't make eye contact
>embodiment of the virgin walk
>don't have any hobbies or interests
>hate working of any kind, can't think of anything I could do as a career
>can barely get out of bed
>can't drive
>resort to sarcasm and insincerity because attaching myself to a group or an identity is terrifying
>don't know how to have a conversation
>have never won anything in my life
>too self-conscious to do public speaking, take photos of myself, or use a microphone
>physically hideous
>manchild
>picky eater

>>39319436
Think I'm almost everything you posted except for the university part. Just fucking end me.

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Becoming a tranny is usually a good way to do it

>>39319202
breaking a leg/arm
getting in a car crash etc
after the mental damage comes the physical damage

>>39319202
give yourself diabetes?

>>39319187
I do lift. Not for women or men anyways. Just for the adrenaline rushesh from going apeshit on the weights.

>lifting is the secret XD!!!!!!!!


I've been lifting for 6+ years.

Started at 23.5.

I'm turning 30 soon, still a loser, still a NEET, still a shut-in aspie.

If lifting actually helped anyone in other aspects of their life it means they were a normie all along.

>>39319214
Yay, i'm a normie.

kpop stars are fucking pathetic

Every girl who "likes" them only likes them in the way a girl likes her younger brother

Korean betas are the scum of the earth lmao

At least show some respect of Korean tax dollars spent to good use via the ministry of culture. It's a business, let's have no illusions here. I equate it to professional wrestling given the visuals and hyper-reality the genre tends to bring

It's also my favorite non-white activity of the week.

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I'm 99% sure people no one this 4chan actually listen to the kpop. It's pretty clear by the /mu/ threads don't. They only care about hot girls people cute. It also explains why despite being contrarian no one on /tv/ watches Korean dramas.

Ariya

she can get fucked though

>>39318979
>her parents named her Beverlee
>they fucking spelled it bever-lee
Jesus shit, does she play the most beautiful washboard you've ever heard, anon? No wonder she didn't end up with you- she's probably got plenty of cousins for that.

>>39319000
>she can get fucked though
Why's that?

>>39318968
I think it matters if they're single or not.
Obviously if you're tempting women with partners already then they are total scum.
I'd expect every single woman to absolutely throw herself and any reasonably attractive and clever man she encounters because the current media message is something like
>THESE WOMEN ARE GREAT AND LOVELY
>THEY DON'T HAVE BOYFRIENDS WOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
>SUCKS TO BE THEM, DONT LET THIS BE YOU GIRLS!!

>>39318968
Post those nudes you got

>>39319110
This, send the noods.

>>39318934
cancer faggot

*hugglomps u* xDD

dear god its the retard that uses those ":3" kinds of faces. fuck off from this board.

sadfasdfsfddd

>>39318900
Man I can't understand anything she says. Guess I'm actually fucking braindead.

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what it do my boiiis?

>>39318845
Congratulations man, these transitions are ambiguous and diffuse for men. There are no rituals for becoming "a man", but we do transition. These changes are terrifying in a way, but I'm glad you can find the joy in them. Genuinely proud of you here anon.

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>>39318939

thanks have another cool room photo

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i might just dump a few of the best to celebrate, love this folder

Nigger's Delight

>>39318724
the dindu muffin

>>39318724
sugar/10
nigger tier