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>come back from long hard day at work
>fap and release all hardship away
NEETcucks will never know this feel
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>>37763246
>don't have to go to work
>fap literally whenever I want to
wagecucks will never know this feel
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>>37763274
Yes but you never felt a fap where you realese all your pent up aggression. Fapping is like a chore for you
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>>37763246
This is true.

Anything is always more enjoyable by contrast.


Water is the most refreshing when you're sweating in the hot summer sun.

Sweets and desserts are the most enjoyable when you have them after a healthy meal.

Free time is the most enjoyable when you're relaxing from your work or studies.

If you eat cake for every meal, it becomes disgusting. Same with free time, it becomes boring.

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Don't you ever wish you had taken the blue pill ?

This world is cruel.
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>>37763219
Maybe so but I already overdose myself of redpill to the point where everything is a black to me now.
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>>37763255
Isn't that just the effect of the red pill ?
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Yeah sometimes, I'm too cynical and pessimistic about everything but I don't think I'd take it back. It definitely makes it hard to enjoy relationships with women when you realize that there's nothing magical about it and I can spot on predict every stage of almost every relationship I've been in.

But is ignorance really bliss? Would you be happy not knowing even though it's all still there.

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> this guy blocks your path

wut do?
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Run the frick away because he's standing on a fillion explosive mushrooms .
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Try to auto, get blinded, retreat, step on three mushrooms on the way back to tower, die.
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>>37763191
put him on a catapult and fling him into a mountainside.

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Valid reasons only apply
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I wanted to throw away my happiness and walk in the darkness.
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>>37763109
They willingly fucked up gender relations with feminism and then cry and blame men when we don't want to play the game anymore
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>>37763109
i don't hate them because i can only feel hate towards people who i think are on my level or superior than me.
I just have realized how they are and think but don't hate they can't help it it's theyir nature.
>they think they're right when they are wrong
>the have a weak mind and they obey what their friends tell them even if it's bad(ex.a girl will cheat if their friends tel her to)
>when you think they are acting out of good will they're not.
>they crave for attention,at any cost(homosexuals do this also)
>they suck dicks... wtf
also i hate homosexuals

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Who else is a miserable failure? I think when I hit 30 I'll kill myself
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>>37763080
30 is a (somewhat) arbitary deadline, a lot of people succeed after 30 mate..or so I hope
kek
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I'm banking on a war or a revolution by then. People like us are going to get fed up.
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>>37763080
Why 30? If you're still a virgin, then your wizardry kicks in.

30 is literally the apex of robotic life. We learn that we're really not that bad, that women are a waste of everything, and we can finally mature.

Hang in there, anon.

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>use snapchat so people don't think I'm weird
>some guy messages me
>it's some screenshot chain shit saying if you don't screenshot it and add a bitmoji with a heart and spread it (some normie shit) you don't support cancer patients
>tell the guy it's stupid and it won't do anything to help cancer patients
>he explodes and says I'm stupid for not doing it and I don't support cancer patients
>explain to him that it's just a way to guilt people into doing things so whoever started it can get attention
>he blocks me

Why are normies so stupid? This is chainmail tier shit.
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You've got some balls making a Snapchat OP. What do you put in your story? Pissing into bottles? Counting your (You)'s? Making shitty threads?
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>>37763026
>not just ignoring it in the first place
Ur just dumb tobehonest m8
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>>37763074
I don't post that much on my story. Mostly just have streaks with people.

I fell for the hot girl meme guys

>be me (obviously)
>work minimum wage cuck job
>hot grill who is a pot head like me works same shift I do
>Is friend with "friend" of mine at work who I bought weed from before
>grill says she can give me a OZ for $180
>give her money while her friends are in the car giggling
>she says she needs to "pick up" the weed from her dealer I said "ok".
>They drive off without me
>wait in my car for 2 while hours sweating my balls off until she finally shows back up
> gives me a bag and says it's really good shit and says bye
>doesn't look like a OZ
>go to Wal-Mart and use scale there
>14 grams. (Half an ounce)
>text them saying wtf
>guy friend/co worker says the dealer screwed them over
>K
>grill totally ignores my texts

Fucking normies man. They steal from their co worker who works at a shitty job and who has no friends and money.

Is there any way I can get back at these fuckers? Anyone have any ideas?
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Why on earth did you think you could get an OZ for $180 anyways? Even if you did it would be bad shit, what were you thinking OP
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>>37763043
I fell for the grill meme. I wasn't thinking straight/ high all the time
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>>37763181
tell your manager on her or tell the cops

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Does this guy deserve to go to jail for 30 years?

https://www.scribd.com/document/351203585/Austin-Jones-Child-Porn-Complaint-WARNING-Disturbing-content
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>>37763002
for having that haircut in 2017 he deserves at least 20
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>>37763128
Normies attack this guy while supporting a religion that worships a guy that literally fucked 9 year olds
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>>37763166
Me personally, I hate Islam, and this guy.

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I named him lil dude and he lives in a box of fuses. Any thoughts, /r9k/?
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>>37762913
can't make out what is op pic supposed to be
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>>37762980
Its little dude. He a beetle
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>>37762913
maybe if you got rid of your flip phone I'd know what the fuck this is even a picture of

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Starting to worry if living near a highway AND a busy road are destroying my health
>some breathing issues
>nose always stuffy
>get weird headaches
>sometimes I get so tired doing nothing I have to lay down

Wtf I am freaking out are fumes and emissions killing me and my family? I'm scared
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>>37762906
lie down*
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Wait. I live on a highway exit and road with a lot of traffic. Is that why I feel like shit all the time?
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>>37762918
Whatever man I'm from the south I don't give a fuark

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What are you fapping to tonight?
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nothing. i'll be pounding some guys chick instead
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>>37762861
Damn this vid of Roxie Raye is really cool, I like the fact she shoots regular porn yet she manages to make "extreme" stuff like destroying her ass with a variety of objects
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>>37762861
some people will die never experiencing a woman's touch, think about that

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>get driver's license in high school
>still a lonely loser
>some normies who constantly made fun of me start inviting me everywhere
>quickly realize they're only using me for my car and that they treat me like shit
>this goes on until I go to uni while they do nothing but party and commit crimes
>they all get cars so I stop existing to them
>they end up vandalising my former oneitis' house
>they call my current oneitis a virgin catholic bitch

What should I do, /r9k/? Tonight, they got a suite and are throwing a party with booze and drugs. The drugs are illegal of course and none of them are at the legal drinking age yet. Furthermore, these guys will be driving after drinking since some of them are apparently good at driving while drunk.

I feel as if getting revenge would be petty of me, though. Then again, someone could seriously get hurt or worse.
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Just call the cops on them on a payphone.
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>>37762826
Report them, you won't
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Let it go, get over it, stop clinging to your past

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It's eating pussy degenerate?

I'm surprised to find out that I'm probably the only person in my circle of mates that will happily tongue the clit, lap it up.

Hell, I don't even need to be drunk.
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How do femanons feel about this? I do it too to make them even more most and lube up before I fuck them. I hate noting more than a dry fuck. My penis is way to sensitive for it.
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>>37762782
If innie: no
If it's a roastie: yes
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If you have a shrimp dick you dont really have a choice

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>he watches overpaid millionaires chase a ball around on tv for fun
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>not adapting normie interests in order to fit in
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>Fails spectacularly in the NFL
>Has two degrees from Notre Dame
>Gets hot Stacy wife
>Has comfy broadcasting gig
>/fit/ as fuck

What a dreamboat! Except for when he's facing Pittsburgh.
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>>37762750
>he has no competitive spirit
>he has no admiration for the limits of human athleticism
>he criticizes and mocks spectatorship on a pornographic social media platform like every teenage lemming

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Rejoice, r9k, the BROKEN are the more EVOLVED.

REJOICE!
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>>37762705
>Rejoice, r9k, the BROKEN are the more EVOLVED.

sauce?
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>>37762705
Lmao
I watched this movie 2 hours ago and i was thinking the exact same thing and jf the broken (robots) are more powerful than normies.
Even wanted to make a thread like this.
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>>37762772
The movie is called Split, watch it.

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