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Do you guys know any places I could apply for a job that don't require references? Every single place I've tried has it as a required field and I haven't been able to complete a single application. I literally have no one I can put on there.
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You could put me on their OP, if you want you can message me on Kik
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I just fill it in with 'N/A' or whatever is suitable. Then I just close it down and look back on my years in brit college and wish that I wasn't a cunt to the tutors.

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nothing sucks the life out of you more than depression am i right dudes?
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>>37820848
cancer
alzheimer's
aids

Off the top of my head. Real, non-fictional illnesses that actually suck the life out of you. Like, you will /actually/ die from them, guaranteed, or your money back.
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>>37821166
Existence is pain. If you don't realize this, then you're just as normal as the rest of the cunts that occupy this shit hole of a planet. Go die.

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When one of your beta orbiters says (or stutters) that he's "in love" with you
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Does anybody ever feel like they're living a lie? Like, they wish they could take their facade down, but it's not that simple? Why can't you say what you really mean?
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>tfw lived the lie so long I forgot the truth

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Listen up ye motherfarkin' schitkarnts, I am a farken' 4chan EXPERT and me is farken' sick of yer bloody booshit fargetry cloggin' up muh board. It's booshit I tell yer, farken' BOOSHIT! Get yer farken' transfag buttboy nigger ass normie cancer off muh FAHCKING board before I chuck me booze at yer n' torch yer farken' libtard party n' make yall real roasties haHaHAHOho, I swear to da fucken' devil ye need a retard leash put on y'all n' why don't ye make yerselves useful n' fucken' hang yerselves on it cus yer good for nothin' fuckass NORMIES, F ALL Y'ALL OFF MY BOARD NORMIES, I will fucken' put muh cigar out in yer bloody eye sockets if ye dare come back 'ere. Abandon all hope fer this ship. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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My papules are on flaring again
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>>37820730
Reply with a video of u spreading that open, i'm long due for a good cringe
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>>37820730
What the fuuuuck

I'm gonna pet my dick now. Thank god it isn't like that

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robots

i have an uncontrollable fetish about nylons.

whenever i see them on a womans leg, i tremble with the urge to touch them

i seem to have some kind of control over it but barely.

Do you guys have fetishes like that? how do you control it?
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Is it just me or are traps just wannabe roasties? They're so ugly too, fucking sad actually since they probably can't trap in the end of all this..
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>>37820612
Traps are just mentally ill freaks,and should be let to rot in their own delusions
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>>37820612
Nah its just you
Ugly oozing vag

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Would you pick never having a girlfriend, or never being able to play an MMORPG again?
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No gf desu
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>>37820487
No gf
I play some form of mmo almost every day but I haven't had a gf in five years
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>>37820487
Never having a gf i guess. I want to play full dive vrmmos when they come out.

The problem is does "no gf" apply to androids and ai.

Maybe I should pick no mmos and be content with ai populated single player games. I think I'll do that.

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If our brains are comprised of physical/chemical processes are we just organic robots? What could possibly guide the brain that isn't chalked up to the physical laws of nature.
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>feeling depressed for years
>no energy, constant mood swings, problems with sleeping
>finally go to psychiatrist
>answer questions
>nothing really comes out of it
>she said you might be schizofrenic
>need to do many medical examinations
>get refered to psychologist
>answer random questions
>she asked you ever had a gf (answer is "no")
>tell her same things you said to psychiatrist
>tell her that you want to quit job very soon
>tell her about planned suicide when she asks about future with no job
>she starts talking about people that care about me (literally no one)
>this is the part when you realized that you are wasting your time here
>she tells you bullshit like "try something new, go on a trip, try to find new friends"
>remind her that you don't feel like doing anything at all, and that you literally had no friends since you were a child
>"Remember to get an appointment for next week. Thank you." (it's covered by healthcare so it's free)
>she basically told you to leave
>get up, power walk manually out
>don't get another appointment
All those years while struggling with my mind i was reading and looking for help on the internet and literally everyone said that you should never go to psychiatrist. Good thing it was free because i would kill someone if i had to pay for this bullshit. All they want you to do is buy pills from mister Shekelmann and keep eating them. I wish i was american. You can't go on a rampage with no guns.
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Watch people react to the things you like on Youtube. Not like those fine bros, but those people that watch the whole video and only have a few thousand views per video. Genuine people are the ones with low view rates.

I've been watching people react to one punch man recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTd8ciQrhhQ
Try the first 3 minutes.

HE HAD A B-M-DOUBLE-U
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bmw is just a big meme senpai
anyone can buy/lease one nowadays, it has nothing to do with class
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3 5 or 7? i'm in germany and a 3 bmw is seen as a poser car
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>>37820419
and he went to that one movie premiere.

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I know I look attractive to women, I even get approached sometimes

The problem is they clock on in a matter of seconds that I'm a simpering weakling beta and they instantly get turned off. All my encounters end with super polite friendzoning, without exception

Is there a fix for this or am I fucked?
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>>37820408
Can't you just, you know, act differently? I never realized what people found so hard about straight up changing the way they act. I know it's doesn't sound easy for a sperg, but what is stopping you from just not acting like a beta?
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>>37820408
Stop being a beta fag and man up, be confident.
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>>37820408
>Is there a fix for this

Yeah it's called stop being a beta faggot.

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Just dawned on me that all my clothes are from 2004

I have been wearing the same clothes for 13 years
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Buy new clothes
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>>37820404
at what age are you expected to wear just shirt/trousers?
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>>37820404
If it make you happy, I'm still wearing the same boxers since 2006

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Are robots and incels the same thing? Do yiu guys lift or try to improve yourself or are you happy with the self pity?
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>>37820348
bump drtfrtf ftgfg fgfg f
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>>37820348
Incense is alright


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