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any other anons here with depersonalization issues?

>wake up full of mind fog
>everything feels dreamy and unreal
>cant enjoy playing games or doing anything because it all feels unreal (and because it feels unreal im not getting any pleasure)
>around 10pm i start getting tired
>mind fog slowly drifts away and i sort of feel down to earth for the first time that whole day
>fall asleep because im too tired
>next day it's the same thing all over again
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Fucking hell. Same here. Can't even enjoy video games. Even, though I have plenty. Same shit every day. Except, I have a shitty wageslave job.
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>>38260795
i thought activities outside would help with it becoming less frequent but i guess no reason to look forward to that then
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I dealt with that from 16-18 because I had zero social contact with anyone. I began to use the internet heavily and talking to people more and it gradually faded, but that's just me. I have relapses sometimes, but they're very infrequent.

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>said hello to qt today
>didn't get pepper sprayed
>mfw

what did you accomplish today /r9k/?
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I posted a thread that got over 100 replies
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I'm glad your breaking free from /r9k/'s bluepills. Most of the stuff posted here is designed to make your life worse. Women love being approached - you're never going to be accused of sexual assault or maced.
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My parents got sick of me being a neet and are demanding i get a job or gtfo.
I really want to die.

>mfw finding you don't get square eyes by watching too much tv
what are some things your parents told you as a kid?
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>>38260371
>Need glasses
>"You need glasses because you're always staring at that stupid nintendo thing"
>Go to specsavers
>My mother asks the optician if video games damage your eyesight
>"There's no evidence to say they do"
>Look at her with a shit eating grin for the rest of the time we're there
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>>38260371
>mfw finding out my parents DID adopt me and they DIDN'T love me
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>dont drink so much milk,your breast will get bigger
>4 years later and my breast are still the same

Wtf they lied to me.

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What game do you always play while listening to podcasts?
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>>38260331
I used to play a lot of league, i've moved on to PUBG now though
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>>38260367
Nice, but what's your podcast game?
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>>38260452
the co-optional podcast, krit1kal's stuff or anything digibro releases

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Why can't we eat wood?
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>>38260143
We'd be homeless
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>>38260279
Knock off the sentimental rubbish
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Because we aren't capable of utilizing the energy in it as food. Our digestive systems aren't specialized for that.

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Getting my haircut today. Wish me luck, guys...
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>>38260139
>he doesn't have a hairdresser come over to cut his hair instead of going to a salon
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>he doesn't cut his own hair
ishygddt
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>he cuts his hair
Fucking normals.

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homelessness is right around the corner for me. Tell me, how bad is it?
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Depends on the situation/area/location/city desu. You may get killed or robbed by bunch of niggers or crackheads.
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Not bad at all, unless you're an internet/smartphone-addicted normie.
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>>38260097
95% chance that your life will be over and you will live on the street forever

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Why wallow in your sadness and be enslaved to your raging urge to reproduce robots?

Why not just get a castration and fix the problem entirely?

>greatly reduces the production of certain hormones, mainly testosterone

>"At first, a man who has been castrated will still have a sexual urge. Over time, however, because he's no longer producing testosterone, he'll lose much of his libido or sexual desire."

Honestly whats stopping you guys? I sure as hell am gonna get an arrangement with a surgeon next month when my paycheck is in
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>>38260078
you dont choose castration. they choose to castrate you.
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>>38260078
>being this much of a cuck he has to rely on a procedure, not force of will with a healthy diet and exercise routine while acquiring hobbies.
nice try faggot
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>>38260078
Do you slowly become female (sans fem genitals of course) if you go through the process?

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Are there more people like me - too sensitive to watch horror movies?
>watched a horror movie
>unable to sleep, think about the most disturbing moments from a movie again and again
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Nah I like them, the scarier the better, the best ones are the ones that truly terrify you on an existential level. That's when you know you've got the good shit.
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Yes, people seem to love them but I feel eternal horror. Someone who feels the same way finally...
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>>38260069
im afraid of horror movies so i watch rekt and gore before sleep.

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have any of your parents had the 'sex talk' with you?

share your history with us
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they tried to but when they started talking i said "I go to public school" and they walked out
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>>38259876
no

no they have not
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>parents giving you the talk

You have to be inept to ever actually need the birds and the bees talk.

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> be me
> on vacation with "friends"
> they tell me to stay inside while they go to balcony to "sort out some stuff in a minute"
> they have been talking for the past 3 hours and when I try to come to them they all go silent and tell me to go away even though I hear them from inside anyway

Well, there goes the rest of my hope that my friends are real
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>>38259859
Are they talking about you?
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Don't you have your own hotel room, why would you just tell them off and leave when they did that?
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>>38259859
Keep us updated OP im interested

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>you wake up
>you are 12 again
>go outside
>see this
>"Hey nerd where are you going?"
Wat do
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>go outside
>suddenly live in Ex-Soviet shithole
Obviously kill myself immediately.
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I'M NOT A PEDO

origiblox l o l
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>>38259838
Beat the shit out of them because at the time i was a 4th degree black belt in ju jitsu.

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>Be me
>Socially inept FemAnon
>Never had a BF
>Work with two guys my age
>Guy A clearly liked me and asked me out a couple times but I changed the conversation every time because I was interested in Guy B and didn't want to hurt Guy A
>Guy B didn't return my feelings
>I realize I like Guy A
>I send obvious hints to Guy A and ask him to text me all the time but he doesn't do anything

Do you think Guy A lost interest or he's just aloof? I'm moving to a new store and I really don't want to lose Guy A. I care about him so much and I regret not going out with him when he asked. Help me.
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>>38259744
what a crock of bullshit story
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>>38259744
he probably gave up or realized you downgraded for him and so he thinks your a cunt.
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>>38259744
Just die already.
2374545

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When is Trump bringing the jobs back? I could really use one.
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Any day now, but you have to be ready to give them a firm pussygrab.
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>>38259617

https://restaurantjobs.mcdonalds.com/

Jobs never left, quit procrastinating and fill out applications.
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>>38259696
All of my McDonald's are full and they only hire Mexicans. Trump was supposed to fix this

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>be me playing overwatch
>unhappy
>uninstall overwatch
>feel happy

>What is this feel anons?
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>>38259571
>finally reach level 25
>try comp
>much more intense than quick play
>not a competitive person
>just feel sad when I fuck up
>want to uninstall

Did I waste $40? I was having a lot of fun up until now
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>>38259692
Your problem was playing competitive. Stick to quick play/arcade and you'll have more fun
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only way to have fun imo is to throw every game until you get to bronze. Then you can just fuck around 1v6 every game

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