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>just remembered how mom used to call me a good boy and give me a pat on my head

How did you find out you weren't like the other boys?
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>how mom used to call me a good boy and give me a pat on my head

Honestly, I don't know that feel.
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>>34977780
I just which they would have put me on some meds. I used to run around the house untill I was so tired I couldn't move
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Please don't thread on me.

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I've had enough of this bullshit coming from my mom and my sister.

>be me
>22, male
>over 140lbs, do karate and general exersize to keep /fit/
>Decent job, pays enough for me to drive a BMW and live on my own
>Want to join the Air Force, so I have to keep fit
>Put application in
>Air Force says I need to wait for confirmation
>Have to move out of my house because my rental contract renewal is coming up, can't commit to another whole year of living there because I might not live in the same town in a few months
>Have to move in with mom for a few months

My mom divorced my dad when I was 5. She has been in so many relationships since then and they've all failed. She's gotten fat now and has taken the opinion that its mens fault she can't have a good relationship, so she's pretty much a man-hater now.

>NEET sister lives with mom
>mom has doctored her into having the same mentality
>sister has become a fat feminist
>mfw I realize I'm moving in with 2 man-hating whales

They get their groceries delivered to their house because they are so lazy. I had a look at their receipt, half of the list is chocolate and chips. What do I do anons? I don't want to live with these degenerates.
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>>34977318
>Waah i hate my family

Suck it up, they're blood
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>>34977318
Fix them. Help them get /fit/ Your mom might be a lost cause at this point, but don't give up on your sister.
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>>34977351
Blood doesn't mean shit.

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im stuck in 2012-2014

> things from this time frame seem recent and familiar, relevant
> things from later seem alien, disconnected

what era are you guys stuck in
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I still feel like I'm just floating along down this river

I have no anchor
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It's still 2007 in my mind.
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>>34977300
>what era are you stuck in?
1933-1945

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>29 year old KV
>Adopted
>Work as a automotive technician
>Live pretty mediocre but comfortable life
>Get phone call a couple weeks ago
>It's a woman I've never spoken to before
>She says my parents gave her my phone number and she says she's my biological mom
>Feel absolutely nothing at this revelation and just reply with "Oh."
>She says she's been wanting to see me and get to know me if I'm okay with it
>Be honest and tell I'm not particularly interested
>Hear in her voice that she's noticeably hurt
>She says it's okay and she understands but she says to please consider it
>I say okay and hang up
>Mom calls me next day and kind of scolds me for rejecting her so harshly
>Tell mom that I have zero desire to see her
>Mom says she understands but she's not a bad woman and I should give her a chance
>Frustrated but tell mom okay and she drops it
>Get phone call yesterday
>It's that woman again
>She asks me again and she says she understands she has no right to ask me for anything but she just wants to see me
>I say fine and I'll meet with her
>Woman is happy and says thank you and she can't wait to get to know me
>tfw have done absolutely nothing of value with my life and now I'm going to judged by my biological mother
How am I supposed to impress her when my actual parents that raised me are disappointed in me? Now I'm going to have another person be disappointed in me and judging me. This is stupid, I hate this. Should I just cancel this meeting? The more I think about it, the more sick I feel.
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>>34976944
She wants to raise you.
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>>34976944
You should take the opportunity to ask why she gave you up for adoption.
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>>34976944
>impress her
That's the thing, anon. You have no obligation to impress her whatsoever. She has no right to judge you, nor do I think she will, truth be told.

I think she genuinely just wants to get to know you as a person, I don't think she has any particular expectations.

If anything, she's probably more scared of you judging her. Just give it a chance.

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How old are you guys

Am I wasting away my days with a bunch of fucking 16 year olds?

Late 20s, anyone else?
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I'm a young, bouncing 23 year old baby boy :)
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>>34976687

>tfw 23, HS drop out with no license or work experience

I'M RIDING ON THE EDGE.
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I recently turned 33 senpai and I'm as non-normie as can be.

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so i heard that you want to be a girl, a naughty one at that.....

....what's stopping you?
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I am not a girl, that is what is stopping me.
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>>34976578
>so i heard that you want to be a girl, a naughty one at that.....

No I don't.

This society is sick.
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Are you that guy who made that video of you smacking and spreading your ass for me on kik lol

if not thats def his ass

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>bf is 5'10"
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breasts or vacate the premises
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show me the tiddie
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>>34976169
>bf is 5'10"
>dating an ftm

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How can they be so cruel? ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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no need to throw a fit little man, you should be glad that she took the time to banter with you :^)
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>>34975849
>using normie dating apps
you deserve it
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youre an idiot for letting a slitter's opinion affect you

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>I completely forgot deodorant, hey robot can you come give me a quick sniff?
>Sorry, I haven't shaved my armpits in a week, hope it's not too gross for you

Why can't I have a cute girl who lets me smell her armpits?
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>>34975649
>armpit hair on girls
tumblr pls leave, this is feminazi tier
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>>34975803
As long as it is light and isn't an intense bush I see nothing wrong with it.
Although I enjoy shaved just as much.
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>>34975953
Unintentionally deleted this

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My drug reviews:

>weed
5/10. terrible for anxiety, good when watching tv or other entertainment. effects lasts too long, even the day after, except you're not high just weirdly off equilibrium.

>mushrooms and legal analogs
9/10. makes you think, good for making life decisions. very fun once you learn what you like to do on them. motivational, therapeutic, but best to not use too often as the benefits diminish and your serotonin receptors get messed up.

>lsd and legal analogs
7/10. like a longer lasting version of mushrooms, lasts so long that your sleep schedule will get messed up. your brain will feel extremely tired afterwards.
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>>34973104
Amphetamine user here, prescribed, 20mgs/day.

Best drug I've ever been on but wrecks my shit if I don't eat beforehand.
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>>34973104
>weed
5/10 makes you really think but it gives me psychosis and now I feel like I might be going a bit schizophrenic

>alcohol
7/10 makes my head hurt but good for drowning out sorrows and panic attacks
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>weed
Never really enjoyed it until I started to smoke everyday.
I'm still too ashamed to tell anyone I'm now a pothead.
>dxm
meh/10, all that sirup at once is too hard for my stomach and I feel only great when the nausea stops few hours later

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Why was elliot a virgin? Wasn't he decently good looking? (At least above average).
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He was too spergy and beta to approach anyone
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>>34971323
I guess the simple answer is that he was simply too autistic to get laid.
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testing if my country is still banned

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it's been a real rough day, lads
lets get a comfy thread going
post chill music, preferably instrumental
https://soundcloud.com/katuchat/i-miss-you
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any one else getting to the point where you don't enjoy anything anymore?
shit, even comfy threads don't do much for me these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUNqLLkpYE
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Will post more when I get home.

What was wrong with your day, OP
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>>34970796
I would love to live in a place like this...
Just give me some internet and Ill be set for life

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Why did this particular year (and 2008) feel so different?

Something changed, and I'm not just talking about social media either.
Reality itself felt different.
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It's the year I turned 18 is what. I've been busy.
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I guess I sorta lost my innocence towards the world around that time too

probably a combination of 4chan going mainstream, facebook and other shit
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>>34968346
no, it was really just the social media and smartphones. They ruined the Internet, and if you are anything like me, the internet is pretty much your world. So they ruined your world

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Been a while

>tfw you accidentally make eye contact with the vermin (aka customer) and they INSTANTLY start asking dumb questions
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>>34967025
>convenience store with lottery machine and scratch tickets
>literally a quarter of the customers are assholish old people who want to waste your time while they pick out lottery tickets that will never win.
>be the only one on shift and in charge of cleaning and restocking
>have to stop what I'm doing literally every 30 seconds like clockwork and >wait 5 minutes while some old cunt takes their sweet time to waste money on what is at this point a fucking gambling addiction
>It takes 3 hours to get one task done because there's always some old fucking raggedy cunt wanting to gamble.
I hope none of them ever win
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>It's another "Customer can't tell the difference between two different types of Pepsi and starts shouting that they've been overcharged by 29p and they want the 2 for a pound deal to come off and then finally leave with their 29p refund after 40 minutes of arguing" shift
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>you have to shop at the store you work at
>customers recognize you despite not being in uniform
>they won't let you shop in peace without asking for help
>you still treat them well
I just wanted to buy a few things

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show me your drawings, paintings, photos, sculptures, music, etc
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come on lads. show me what you do
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pls respond
originalica
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These are pretty epic. Anything done with a thick pen/marker on a white background? I could Photoshop some trippy wallpapers easily then.

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