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>at checkout isle of grocery store
>6/10 stacey is ringing my stuff up
>lunchables
>go-gurt
>fruit gushers
>frozen smuckers pp&j sandwiches
>chocolate milk
>stacey asks me how old my child is
>tell her I don't have a child
>she looks at me like I'm a freak
>don't talk to her again, pay, and leave
Am I a man child?
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>>38183928
No, you just have good taste that a roastie can't understand.
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>>38183928
>no chicken product
>mfw
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>>38184231
I was planning on getting some nugs on the way back.
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What's making you sad today?
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Idk
Uugjuy
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>>38183908
So after falling into a depression a few years ago I've alienated all of my friends and have no prospects. I have a little bit more energy now and feel as if I have been brought forth into a hellos future. I have a fucked up relationship with loneliness. As a teen I wanted a group of friends, but lately I've been wanting to be able to be happy without other people. I don't want my happiness to be dependent on other people. Lately however I have been wishing for those halcyon days, yet I still don't really talk to people, and I dont want to live for someone else. Just feel all fucked up.
How about you op?
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>>38183908
4chan and my life
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>you will never go back in time and take the innocence of Bjork Gudmundsdottir
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Ew.. why the fuck would I want anything to do with that cringey "celeb"?
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>>38183910
lmfao why do you rp so hard? wow
hahahahahahaha
>>38183891
why would she even want to be your friend though?
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>>38183920
OP would probably tailor his life to be someone she liked.
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pretty bored :/
so who wants to be my bf here?
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Holy fuck there was someone pretending to be that chick on tinder, now I know she was fake for sure
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>>38183859
OMG OMG ME ME ME
IM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS THREAD FUCK YOU ALL
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>>38183859
haha omg its kelsey simone!1
a/s/l?? liek no catfish pls~
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What happened to humanity?
Is it really "ugh beta males" or did something else change?
Don't women realize that if we were all gang members the world would fall apart?
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>>38183834
Betas would never be gang members though. Stop pretending.
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>>38183834
Most don't even think about non-Chads and all basically hate them.
Like if all betas just suddenly died tomorrow, women wouldn't even notice until basic necessities like power stopped working.
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Sexual freedom let women run around and be incredibly picky, social media has reinforced it, and now when they all get into their 30s they blame "man children" for not marrying them and pumping them full of babies.
Basically they're reaping the consequence of their actions, but women have no foresight so they're getting blindsided by it.
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>tfw 122 IQ
Too smart to enjoy sports and too dumb to enjoy Shakespeare. This is hell.
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>>38183800
don't worry it's probably lower
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>>38183800
You can't enjoy Shakespeare? Your IQ is either 2digits or you missed out on your education. Don't complain, kid. Also: Maybe you should try high class non-fictional books.
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>>38183824
>>38183857
I am poorly educated. I score much higher than 122 on the online tests.
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> TFW Evelyn Claire got BLACKED
Why do porn stars fall for this meme?
Is it the money Jew? It definitely is the money Jew, isn't it?
How do we stop this, this should be illegal desu.
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>>38183788
>Is it the money Jew? It definitely is the money Jew, isn't it?
/threaded your own thread, op.
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>>38183820
Elaborate senpai.
I don't hold the key if truth, I can only inquire.
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>>38183788
Some people just maybe attracted to black guys. Thankfully not everybody is racist/stupid. Plus Abel is very talented and attractive .
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Somebody one told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest H85gm3 in the shed.
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god i want satania to shit in my mouth
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wow is this that server where everyone is posting 8 year old boys being fucked
gross
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>>38184078
show proof to mods of it then
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>bought some cheap shirt for $3 at Walmart
>take it home and try it on
>go to the mirror to see if it looks good
>fits decently, turn slightly to check it out and smile at myself in the mirror
>flashback to when my mom would buy me clothes as a kid, put them on me and I'd turn so she can see if they fit
>then she'd smile at me
>suddenly hit with massive feels
>grew up pretty poor, mom and dad worked a lot just to afford very basic luxuries for me
>I was always happy, I always had a smile on my face, I never went wanting
>mid-20s now and moved to another state for work, haven't seen my beautiful mother in a long time
>her birthday is coming up, gonna get her a card and a gift card to a clothing store
Never take anyone you have in your life for granted anons ;-;
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They were the only ones to come to my dumb graduation. They flew all the way out just to see me. I would have been the only one with no one there if they didn't care, but they came.
I haven't cried in like 4 years but god damn the waterworks are flowing right now. What have I done... I have to go back home.
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Family is supposed to be the only thing that is always there for you until they fade away, spend time occasionally with but also try to start a family yourself to feel this way all the time.
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>>38183766
Thank you for this story anon. This made me reminisce about days long gone.
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Are chads born or made?
Discuss.
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Both. You need good genetics but also confidence and keeping up your appearance
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Born. Being a "chad" is 90% genetics, you can even be a turboautist and still attract women.
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>>38183719
I dig that outfit unironically
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Ok guys, this is Stock Image Steve
He just got back home after getting promotion and is about to go inside
What happens next
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Finds his wife swallowing Tyrone whole, what else would happen?
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>>38183714
you were born to post this
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>>38183714
whoa that could be taken a lot of ways buddy
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Ok guys, here's a list of women, if you find any of these women attractive or like women that look similar to any of them, you need to gtfo this board NOW and cleanse yourself of your corruption:
Kat Dennings
Claudia Black
Liv Tyler(sad, but true)
Julia Roberts
Winona Ryder
Natalie "Hershlag" Portman
Tania Raymonde
Sarah Silverman
Fran Drescher
Eva Green
Alicia Silverstone
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lady Gaga
Amy Winehouse(when she was alive)
There's more, but those are the most well known ones. I think it's very very obvious why these women are bad.
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>lady gaga
>that creature in the original pic
Are you a tranny? Or a self-hating male?
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>>38183675
You know damn well why they're on the list.
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>>38183659
Why is Kat Dennings bad? :(
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It's already too late.
Even if you get laid, a girlfriend, a nice job.
It is too late for you to experience an innocent life where your childhood oneitis grows up with you together and you eventually date and go through life hardships together eventually getting married while remaining completely oblivious to what it's like to be rejected or virgin most of your youth.
It is too late for you to experience true innocence. You will NEVER know what it's like to have your first love since high school be the same woman who lives with you forever. Chances are you will get a girlfriend when you're both jaded and no longer have any innocence. You are already too late, and you should stop being hopeful because no matter what you do at this point, you will never experience teenage love that persists to the day you die.
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>You will NEVER know what it's like to have your first love since high school be the same woman who lives with you forever.
Anon this shit doesn't even happen to normies, you need to stop watching so much anime.
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>>38183692
My Grandma & Grandpa were together since middle school. (started dating since high school.)
They are now in their 80's about to die together.
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>you will never ever be able to experience growing attached to someone before developing physical attraction and remain together
It hurts.
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It's been a while we had a dry penis thread
Sorry for the quality
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>>38183577
I have seen this picture before, how often do you post this and ask for a dried dick thread?
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>>38183902
>I have seen this picture before, how often do you post this and ask for a dried dick thread?
About 2-3 times a day on average. Why? Does that seem excessive?
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>>38183902
I'm looking for tips on how to wick away moisture
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What's the daily routine of a QT white girl?
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>>38183534
for the one in pic related it probably involves being a pornstar, just a guess
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>>38183534
>avoid math autists who are walking examples of what a human should not be
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>>38183534
>get free stuff from orbiters
>daily emotional tamponing from betas
>Chad and Tyrone cock