Post songs that make you feel, robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEcTB2va5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0YcfiSR-wg
>tfw rainy and foggy today
Music isn't enjoyable in the sun.
>>37389322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDpekol2T8
Reminds me of my disconnected relationship with my dad for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKFnGpNl_E
obligatory
How do i get an ass like this?
>>37389250
Squats and oats, faggot
>>37389336
Does this actually work?
originalll
like this you fucking nerd
SpongeBob is a filthy fucking chad and I'll tell you why:
>owns a home
>enjoys sports very much
>has a job (and doesn't hate it)
>is asexual but him and Sandy clearly have a romantic interest
>almost always wears a suit and tie
>good relationship with his parents but he doesn't depend on them
>literally sung a song where the message was "just b urself ;)" in the Ripped Pants episode
>has numerous friends, it's been shown that most of Bikini Bottom knows him
>yes he failed on his driving test multiple times but he doesn't really need to drive as his job is within walking distance
>his species has no concept of virginity as they can reproduce by budding so you can scratch that off the requirements
I can't believe I realized this until now. I feel like I uncovered something huge.
>>37388701
Even patrick is too much of a Chad plankton is /ourguy/
>hated by everyone
>can't cook
>has computer waifu
>manlet
>tfw spongebob is better than you and he's a fictional character
Larry the Lobster is a failed chad.
If you
>Are a NEET
>Have little to no social skills
>Are fat
>Are ugly
>Are a virgin
>Have no ambitions
>Have no real hobbies or interests
>Are mentally ill
>Have a revolting personality
Why do you think you deserve a relationship? You have literally nothing to offer the other party. Why do you think you deserve a partner that does not have any of these negative traits?
I do not think I deserve any. Maybe I'll find someone exactly like me (or even worse) or I'll never find anyone - that's fine. It's pretty clear that most people are far from being like me and they actually live healthy and meaningful life without anything particularly "fake" about them. And most of all, they're actually good enough people. Maybe one day I'll find something so very good enough that I could die for, but otherwise, I'm happy enough to be like this.
>>37388689
Because there are woman who are fatter, uglier, and have an even worse personality than me and they have had sex and relationships. Why should only one gender suffer?
I don't deserve one. That doesn't magically make it so my biology isn't screaming at me that I should have one though. If I could choose not to care, I would. I can't, so here I am.
If you love me anon, why won't you spend money on me?
Because I dont love you
why is the picture on gray scale?
>>37388579
because its a transgender idiot
>fapping with your left hand
>>37388383
>fapping with your hands
>>37388383
>fapping in general
>>37388383
Thats hard as fuck and i cant cum if i do it. Its like riding a bike with reverse steering.
Red pill me on why dating/marrying traps isnt better than dating/marrying girls.
>>37388171
Eventually you'll realize that you have never experienced the real thing. You'll start to see your wifey as a man playing dress up. You'll look at other women and feel intense longing. You'll lose attraction to your wife at a rapid rate. While you jack off to trap porn now, you'll jack off to straight porn, as it will be different and something that you never had. You'll never feel an actual pussy, you'll never make a girl have an intense, full body orgasm, where they squirt and scream, and be able to keep on going and do that over and over again. You'll never know how soft and warm it is inside. You'll be stuck with an imitation.
Granted this is all a matter of perspective, but this is definitely a good reason not to.
Oh, also they have dicks.
>>37388171
You destroy unborn children and make baby Jesus cry.
>>37388343
>you'll never be able to give a trap an anal orgasm
>you'll never get to see cum leak out of their little cock while you fuck them hard
>you'll never press your dick against her's (male) and make fun of her (male) for how much bigger yours is
>you'll never get to make your trap gf feel like a real girl
>fall for the single mom meme
>start going out with mother of 2 I found on tinder
>she's always out with friends and uses me as a babysitter
>her son is a fucking chad and always has friends over
>doesn't listen to me because i'm not his dad
>daughter is autistic or something because all she does is stare at the walls and eat those dipping stick things
>their mom comes home and is always "too tired" to have sex
>doesn't want me to move in either
Just fucking kill me
Or you could just fucking up and leave her?
you brought this upon yourself.
now get her out of your life. in many places you can be forced by law to take care of her hellspawn once you start spending time with it on regular basis
>>37388115
>her son is a fucking chad
Just how old were you when you started? Sounds like your fault entirely to not have some common sense by your age.
Better template edition
Well, for starters, she shouldn't be a bald cartoon character
>>37388011
Drawing hair's not that hard
>>37388096
All that's left is the cartoon character part then
>h...hi anon...umm...do you....do you want some.....tendies? Tehehehehe
>>37387903
Yes, thank you very much. Could I get a chocolate frosty with that?
>>37387938
>only if you share anon! tehehehehehe
>>37387903
>>37387978
one vanilla frost please (pervert)
give me ONE good reason why you aren't fucking a Pajeet
>>37387837
>give me ONE good reason why you aren't fucking a Pajeet
I'm an obese neckbeard who wears new balance shoes
>>37387852
>I'm an obese neckbeard who wears new balance shoes
same here
original comment
>>37387837
i'm disgusted at shit
>tfw 18 years old and barely had any sex
>>37387836
>"barely"
Come back when you are a kissless handholdless dateless friendless 27 year old virgin
>>37387836
don't worry, your cockometer can only go up. i have no doubt you will have at least a mile of cock by your mid twenties
>>37387836
Get the fuck out of here you normie shit. You're about as real of a robot as fucking Conky from peewee's playhouse.
anybody here has an actual father but he wasn't that much of a positive roll figure when you were a kid/tennager?
I have a father and I like him and that stuff, but he was always busy with work and that story you already know.
He never taught me how to fight
He never taught me to not put the pussy on a pedestal
He never taught me to stand up and defend myself
He never taught me literature or philosophy or even decent music taste
Goddamn it, I try to not blame him but it's so hard now that I've realized how much of a failure I was and I'm right now.
>>37387803
I really don't blame my father at all for not teaching me enough, I'm just glad I was able to teach myself about a lot of things. He did give me a hand with art, mostly movies, television and music tastes.
Got me into history and politics, and I can talk to him about almost anything but we aren't super super close. He really is my best friend though, yet we have a drastic age difference. I don't think he had a fantastic relationship with his father.
>>37387803
Well he was probably busy maintaining you and your family..if you don't hate him then if say he did a good job being a dad..stop putting the blame on your parents for being a pathetic piece of shit,only pathetic people blame they're parents for their problems.
>>37388090
you sound like a guy who had bad parents
it's okay
you sound like a lot of guys
>that feel when its haircut time again
>>37387777
that feel when the neetcucks won't get quads liek this.
>>37387821
HOLY FUCK I GOT QUADS
origgggggg
>>37387777
>tfw don't get haircuts anymore
I made that promise a year ago when I bought clippers and shaved my head, now I grow it long then shave and repeat
Just buy clippers and do it yourself fag
>losing interest in porn
>jerking it doesn't feel nice anymore
>can't stop thinking about how degenerate porn is whenever I try and open it up
Is this it? Am I finally breaking free?
>>37387747
JOIN ME BRETHREN
NO MORE BINDINGS
BREAK THESE CHAINS
>>37387763
What happened with you? Sudden realization or did someone release something into the air?
>>37387747
you know you need to work on yourself so you can compete with other men in the dating realm so that you can one day have some qt jerking your dick for you.
Jerking in your room feels like shit unless you embrace fully your decision to stop competing for a mate.