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How do you feel about this pic? What kind of thoughts and feelings does it draw from you?
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Good 4 u for finding love, just don't reproduce
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>>37512123

I love these threads OP, you're truly a blessing for /r9k/
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>>37512123
It makes me feel like they'll produce a self-hating mongrel that will look like neither of them.

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>sitting in movie theatre alone
>i do this often
>lot of people in there
>group of chads sit next to me
>one fag chad looks at me
>makes audible 'aw' sound
>says to friends 'i wish i had the self confidence to go see a movie alone'

are these people aware how much they make others feel like shit?
do they just not care?
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If you really aren't able to say anything back you deserve to be a robot
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>>37511916
Umm I don't think they meant it like that? Maybe it was sort of a compliment. You're taking it too hard? Eh.
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>>37511938
i've tried in the past and only end up trembling my words out, it's embarassing

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What's the most beta you've been in your life?

>be me, 2 years ago, 17, senior year of high school
>in bed with friend watching youtube videos on my ps4
>she's a gril and a slut
>friend gets up to go piss
>as a haha funny autist goof I put on lesbian porn and turn the volume way up
>she comes back, glances at the screen, and laughs it off
>"Oh, fuck, how'd you know I love porn, Anon?"
>friend gets back in bed, and doesn't tell me to change it. We keep talking about whatever we were talking about before
>Video ends "Anon, let's watch more"
>I'm so into this, see this as her hinting that she might be the one person on earth willing to touch my cock
>Conversation turns to sex, masturbation, favorite porn video, all that shit
>I have no idea how to move from talking about sex to actually fucking do it
>eventually she gets up and says, "Anon, I'm heading out."
>"Oh, okay, sure. What're you gonna do?"
>"I'm gonna have sex with [ex boyfriend]."
>"Oh. Cool. Have fun haha. Use protection haha."
>Trying to hide disappointment
>She hugs me and kisses me on the cheek. "Bye anon!"

I'm also incredibly sorry for the awful image choice.
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Oh my god anon. You just might be the Omega-cuck.
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>>37511891
Well at least you got a kiss on the cheek?
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>>37511891
It's ok, she didn't want to have sex with you no matter what you'd have done.

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any comfy discords i can join?
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>>37511884
If you are nice then sure

/TDfCjq
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>>37511884
What do you think of a person that uses an anime avatar?
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/rh92sS5

yea join dis

Daily reminder that you will never sexually please a women because you are not a true man, you're a pussy yourself
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Why would I want to please anybody else?
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>>37511662
because sex is about pleasing each other
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>>37511793
Modern sex is about pleasing the woman. Just look at those condom adverts on the tv.

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How are we supposed to compete in a degenerate world like this?
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Who cares? They just doing it for attention. These girls don't realise that most men would not date a blacked whore. It's a plus when they get there head bashed in or end up single moms.
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>>37511604

>OP spent hours compiling this image
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>>37511604
>>tfw youre black and you realize none of these girls would actually date you

bbc lovers is a meme im not approaching white women anymore no matter whats said on the internet.

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JUST FUCKING LET ME GO


RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37511413
Is this the ballerino?

Guy has an incredible sixth sense.
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Normally when someone decides to end it I say it's completely up to them, although they should keep others away from the actual process, but this really made me feel happy for human beings.
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>>37511447
>WAHH WAHH DON'T LET NORMIES SEE ACTUAL PAIN MANIFESTED

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Daily reminder that if your horns aren't AT LEAST this big, no doe will ever go into rut for you.

Hornlets, why do you even get up off the ground in the morning? No amount of grazing is going to add inches to your pathetic little twigs. Just fucking kill yourselves.

Pic related: It's me with my bitches, and they are TOTALLY in estrus.
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I'm a doe and I like small horns
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>>37511262
>rutplaying faggot
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>implying all does don't want to get MOOSED

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Fembots, why haven't you become a prostitute yet?
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>>37511083
I hate to tell you, man. haha this is just... um... really not appropriate for this board, man. really kind of a faux pas on your part, man. I mean... let's just forget this ever happened. delete your thread and... killing yourself is best I think... yeah boyo
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I was raped and molested at all my childhood and most of my adolescence. Anything remotely sexual gives me anxiety attacks and makes me feel really nauseous. That's why
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duh me was diddled in my cootchie at all my childhood and when me was a big girl. when boys show me their pee pee me get cautious and aliens attack me durrr. dats why.

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>learning piano
>post video of myself playing a Bach invention (No. 8 F Major) on a piano forum for feedback
>they tell me I play it without fault
>one of them asks me how long I've been playing
>tell them 4 weeks
>they don't believe my progress
>call me a liar
>tell them I practice 4-6 hours a day on average
>they tell me I shouldn't be learning such pieces so early on
>tell me it's harmful and that I could injure myself
>same people who praised my playing now start finding errors in the video I posted
>tell me I should find a teacher and practice less if I want to learn properly
>one guy assures himself that I will burn out and give up, while serious students like him who practice only a few hours per week and progress at a reasonable pace will surpass immature students like me in the end
why do normies get so hostile when they see someone who's more dedicated to their hobby than they are?
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>>37511041

Jealousy. Don't listen to them, they are fucking idiots, especially the one who said you could injure yourself (on a fucking piano). But if you're really willing to invest yourself in piano then you probably should get a teacher
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>>37511112
>Continuous/repetitive activity doesn't cause harm.

They are right to a degree. You should limit how much you practice each day to avoid straining yourself. But keep up the good work anon.
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post it here bro I wanna hear what all the fuss is about

ITT: we find out our racial heritage via facial recognition technology

http://kairos.com/diversity-recognition
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>>37511022
5% Hispanic, literally never met a Hispanic person in my life.
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very originale bumpe
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>100% White

Fuck yeah

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Anyone here a muslim? if so
do you really think your religion is a religion of peace?
do you really want to kill unbelievers?
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the biggest issue with islam is the Surah 9. It has too many open-ended commands to wage war. Yes, a lot of the other surahs like Surah 8 are violent but they're done in the past (battle of badr).

It will take another 50-60 years to force a paradigm shift in the clergy. The lines basically need to be revised and/or officially declared no longer applicable.
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>>37511017
>Surah
Naw it's the hadiths

Also there have been tons of fatwas against terrorism etc and nothing happens

It's kind of naive to suggest that there will be a paradigm shift
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>>37511017
What if it never experiences a paradigm shift? Just because it happened to christianity, doesn't mean it will happen to islam.

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What kind of video games do you robots like to play??.
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I play dustforce. Thats about it
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>>37510908
I quit.

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I play mostly console games and I have a decent physical collection.
I've barely played any games lately though, besides a couple sessions of the ARMS testpunch. Thank fucking god it comes out soon, I need something to distract me from how shit life is.

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What if...

You can get the gf of your dreams.
She'd love you and will stick with you for the rest of your life.
But the catch is, you'd have to wear a chastity cage cause that's her fetish.
And you'd only be allowed to get off by getting fucked anally, either from her or through anal masturbation.
What's more, you wouldn't be authorized to fuck her unless it was with a strap-on.
From time to time, she'd gather the cum leaking from your enslaved cock in a glass and make you drink it, either to spit it back in her mouth or pussy, or to make you swallow it.

Would you accept the deal?
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>>37510905
Na pegging is fun but NEVER being able to fuck her and being caged is just stupid.
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>>37510905

>gf of my dreams
>your shitty retarded omega fetish

Choose one.
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>>37510905
how about I take her as a girlfriend and if she ever brings up the idea of putting something up my ass I smack her and put her in her place

>found a cute girl on Tinder, we get along alright
>ask her for her facebook, ask her out
>we go on a coffee date, talk a lot, walk to a park and kiss and make out for a little bit
>she asks me to hang out tonight
>its freezing outside and I don't have my car, so we meet somewhere close to me
>walk to the park a few minutes after she tells me she's arrived
>she's not anywhere
>go home
>message from her saying she called her grandparents, her grandpa's not well and she had to leave to see him

Am I being bullshitted, robots? What do I do?
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I hate to tell you, man. haha this is just... um... really not appropriate for this board, man. really kind of a faux pas on your part, man. I mean... let's just forget this ever happened. delete your thread and... killing yourself is best I think... yeah...
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>>37510860
I guess only time will tell and the tone of her message.

If it's "I'm so sorry anon I'll make it up I promise don't be mad ok?" It's likely genuine

If it's like "I had to go, deal with it" it's bullshits
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>>37510860
This literally happened to me 2 years ago except it was Facebook and "her brother took her phone". I later found out some rich mexican guy's picked her up and took her to a bikini party. Then she ended going out with a guy from a high school who had 2 kids.
Anon she was just testing you to see how interesting you are and what do you have to offer. You failed miserably like I did. Don't look for relationships online just get yourself a quick fuck...

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