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>hook up with big dick anon
>he mangles my virgin asshole
>didn't use any lube
>sore as fuck
>few hours later
>take a shit
>stings like hell
>wipe ass
>blood all over toilet paper
>mfw
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the moral of the story is please rupture your colon some more
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>>35960133
His dick was so strange shaped, it wasn't long almost cone shaped, the base was SO thick, it had to be *atleast* 8 inches around. It scared me but turned me on so much.
my ass hole still stings, he tore me up bad
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>virgin
>no warm up
>no lube
OP, you didn't do this right, you need to prepare for these things, use fingers and spit, it'll get you far.
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This is the absolute truth
guy(dom)+girl(dom) > guy(dom)+guy(dom) > girl(dom)+girl(dom) > guy(sub)+guy(sub) > girl(sub)+girl(sub) > guy(sub)+girl(sub) > guy(sub)+guy(dom) > girl(sub)+girl(dom) > guy(dom)+girl(sub) > shit > guy(sub)+girl(dom)
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Please think before making a thread while you're off your medication next time
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>>35960103
I'm perfectly sane.
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>>35960165
origigigianal?
I fucking hate women sometimes, they can't make up their fucking mind, now I gotta make other plans because of this girl
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dude.... ur a etard
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>>35960019
It's either a lie or she wants you to be a movie character in a romance and convince with a certain arrangement of words. Either way you don't want to deal with it.
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Just fuck her off for good unless you wanna be an emotional cuckboii.
She's probs getting her anus plowed by her ex right now, anon.
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Why doesn't /r9k/ ever get dubs?
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wew laddie
better luck next time
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>>35960001
It has gotten a lot dubs. Check thems
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>>35960001
stupid underage cunt.
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Post ITT if you got screwed in the genetic lottery
> 5'6
> Thinning hair at 30
> Needed braces
> Needed glasses
> Average bordering on small dick
> Big forehead
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>>35959959
is that from "Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks"?
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>mfw I'm thinning at 22
How the fuck do i stop it?
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Also 5'6 here but young, how do you go through life at this height? You a wizard?
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What if there was a social network that graphed everyone's sexual partners? Like a family tree.
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It'd look more like a fuckin spider web or a fractal rather than a tree
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>>35959821
i dont know, what if?
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Perhaps something like this.
>>35959841
That's what I meant.
>>35959856
Would it have similar societal implications like tinder did with dating? I put so much more leverage into the hands of women. What if we revealed everyone's sexual partners?
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http://fortune.com/2017/04/01/trump-net-neutrality/ Trumps going after net neutrality. I don't understand. Was getting rid of NN part of his campaign promises? How does this benefit the American people? How is he representing the people that voted for him? I don't get how all the idiots at /pol/ support this. You're talking about a group of people who watch animated child porn. You'd think they would be the first ones against this.
But nope. If Trump supports it they support it too.
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>>35959808
His platform is supporting the rich and cutting regulations. Those dumb cucks on /pol/ for some reason act surprised when he does shit like this.
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>using Donald's name and writing some bs means anything
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>>35960066
how does it not mean anything?
Did you go to prom, anon? If so, tell me about your date and how you asked them to go with you.
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>>35959763
I can't, it was too pathetic and boring to even detail.
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>>35959763
oh my god I hate normalfags so much.
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This guyerino.
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Are radical political ideology memes dead?
I remember when i could bring up nazism and make normies cower in fear of my true power level. Now I sit inside and yawn when your average 12 year old argues for communism.
How do i recapture that only feel that made me alpha?
List of dead shockers.
>Gore
>Religion
>Sex
>Politics
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>>35959680
I want to be edgy too but it's hard these days
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>>35959680
Call Antifa Communist. Problem solved.
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Be a racist obviously you dickhead. These morons get triggered by racism and misogyny like there's no tomorrow.
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Who /not a classcuck/ here?
Why should I have to bust my ass so that porky, whose never worked a day in his life can buy another yacht with money that was made through my production.
Liberals stay out of the thread.
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The worst part of modern capitalism is the alienation and the rigid management. The ideology of the modern corporation shares many of the features (hell the same intellectual roots) as Leninism and Bolshevism.
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Communism is gayer than AIDS. Enjoy making threads on your iPhone comrade :^)
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You bust your ass so I can play my vidya in the comfort of my home.
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If you need need anybody to talk to, I'll be here for you! I'm going through a lot of shit right now and would like to have some human interaction. Talking about things other than myself helps gets my mind off things.
I hope I'll help some of you robots somehow
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>>35959666
>notice tattoos
>withdraw hand
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I feel on the verge of psychosis this evening. It's not a good feel.
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>666
you're not fooling this goy, Satan
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>close to breaking down
>21 and still don't know what i want to be in the future even though i'm in college
>only in college because my mom wanted me to be a nurse, but now that i have experience in the hospital, i came to realize a hospital isn't suitable for a robot
>don't have any skill i'm good at; i'm below average or average in all of my specs
>failing classes now
>my mind's in turmoil every single day
>can't tell parents because they're really pushing me to be a nurse
>if i go to a therapist or seek psychiatric help it's gonna leave a black spot on my records
I've never been pushed so far off into this corner.
Is this what the breaking point feels like?
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I'm in a sort of similar position, however, I am seeing an autism therapist and if anything, seeing someone can get you testing accommodations and whatnot. No black spot in my records for me. I don't like this nursing shit much at all but I'm kind of looking at becoming a practioner. Don't have to do any of the godawful shit regular nurses do.
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lol this is the part where you drop out of college and go hiki-neet for a year
source: yours truly
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>>35959642
Aren't there more robotic things you can do in the medical field senpai? Why are your parents trying to dictate what you do so hard? Have you spoken with them about this?
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How do I hunt a girl down?
I already tried googling her name and got nothing.
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>>35959631
just find her kikebook or something
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Kill yourself. Wait for her in the afterlife.
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that usu happens with trannies,
they vanish after being exposed
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>be me
>8th grade
>disgustingly acne filled, gangly 7th grade girl writing on chalkboard next to me
Not that I was any better looking
>girl playfully wipes her chalky hands on my shirt
>I do the same
>boobtouched.jpg
>both shocked at my action
>we stare at each other semi-alarmed
>asbergers kicks in
>run back to my seat
>don't speak or look at her for a week
I'm 19 now.
So that's the sum of my sexual experiences. How about you, /r9k/?
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>>35959555
The closest thing I've had to a sexual experience was when I was elementary school age, and me and my friend touched penises.
>Tfw the closest to sexual experience I've had is gay
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>>35959733
Is this what elementary school friends do? I wouldn't know.
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Drunk cousin got in bed with me and we touched each other's dicks but then I chickened out.
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>tfw no analytical ISTP gf
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>>35959491
is ISTJ good enough?
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>>35959507
only if you don't mind being called autistic and wrong often
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>>35959545
sorry senpai, you sound confused. INTJs are the autistic personalities. ISTJ is the grounded, rational kind who are never wrong because they never bother digging in the range of topics they consider beyond the realm of practicality