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>>38716245
History is gay anyways senpai

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>>38716324
but the nazi's were so cool and I want to preserve their stuff

>>38716245
Yeah well that's what you just have to accept if you want to collect anything worthwhile.

>>38716182
>tfw you realise that if your life was a Truman style tv show it would have been cancelled years ago

>>38716182
desu I'm sometimes afraid that is the case, it's a trial to see if I'm actually a serial killer or something

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>>38716182
>tfw I can't use any cheat codes to become ultra chad

What does money have to do with enjoying freedom?

>>38716207
my friends act like i could do shit like spontaneously fly to europe or something.

>>38716272
>want to enjoy freedom
>fly to europe
I still don't understand.

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STOP WATCHING PORN
its that simple

>tfw you want to get cucked
>tfw you want your future gf to sit on your face and tell you about fucking Chad
>tfw you want to watch your future gf get a facial from another man
This needs to stop RIGHT NOW.

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>>38716163
Same desu. At this point I just am a lost cause. I want my future girlfriend to cheat on me behind my back till I find out about it, and then to put me into chastity and fuck chad.

Maybe
if
you
would
post
some
contact
info

>>38716291
what kind do you want?
also posting it if zero responses would b dumb

>>38716446
Email, discord, or kik would b ok

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>>38716062
Good thread, guess what I put in the options field?

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>>38716062
WHO /DABSTEP/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYVIAP-JwHM

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>>38716089
What might that be Mr. Pleb?

>>38716043
Describe taste you selfish bastard

>>38716043
>>ate my blackheads again

How gross.

>>38716060
It's doesn't have a taste mostly. I guess sometimes it can be salty but that's probably just sweat. Maybe I just don't get enough at one time to get a taste

you're going to get fired 99% sure

>>38716042

Youre already fired. If they want you coming without your uniform youre done.

You're fired mate

Fucking dipshit

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>>38715968
This is so weird
I do the same thing every time I floss
Starting to smell like my grandmas bad breath
Like decay of bone

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>>38715968
>fell for the flossing meme
>try it for first time
>part of my tooth falls off on the string

>>38716658
was probably tooth plaque

>>38715955
They were successful (up to a point) and had strong personalities and convictions. Why wouldn't they have wives?

Girls like bad boys.
Can't be more of a bad boy than those guys.

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>>38716016
>Killed millions of people

>Openly

>Starved children

>STARVED FUCKING CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10

>Wives knew this

>Still stayed

This is the point I'm trying to make anon

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>>38715942
>How has being an unattractive (male) negatively affected your life?
Always felt insecure around people who I found better looking than I was.
>how do you plan to get back at life
I can't its too late, I just want to make peace with myself and never look back at my desperate self that tried so hard to be good looking when I never had a chance in the first place. God, when I look back at me trying so hard I just feel ashamed.

>>38715942
I've had to work 2x as hard as everyone else for even basic shit, and compete with the other uggos who all hate eachother

my solution is to blow my brains out

>>38715942
by ruining it
>how do you plan to get back at life
you cant

btw heads up if you werent born inheritly ugly you only have a limited amount of time to get healthy to preserve it, eventually our lifestyles will have us looking haggard as fuck

t. fag who was slightly above average thats below average now because bad health gave me an old sickly face
once your face starts sagging youre fucked

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>fat
>ugly
>oily feet

>>38715901
This could have been a cool thread. You had to make it weird.

As a kid my mom would constantly ask me to rub her feet, not in a sexual context though, but I'm pretty sure rubbing her feet a lot growing up is why I have this fuckin foot fetish. Which is weird considering her feet are gross

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>>38715867
>spend thirty minutes explaining something to my "audience"

>>38715867
I'm just too scared that some one will find my info and send me too many pizza's

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>>38715891
STOP, FUCKING STOP
>regularly pause the video while I'm watching anime and pretend my sister or my mother are watching too
>I explain to them who the different characters are and the general plot

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Come and watch, egg;s going off.

I'm already listening to you right now eggy.

>>38716137
Was this real or was egg fucking with us?

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>>38716166
Entirely real. Very hard times :(

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Hopefully nothing

orig orig

Lifes a bitch and then you die

why aren't you just getting high

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So this hapend to me today
>Be me
>at mcm today
>want to get autograph from david hayter
>start to feel sick as i dont like social situations
>go to david hayter panel then head to his booth
>(it takes 4 hours to get to front including when david went to take pictures with fans)
>join back of line
>qt girl is there
>spend half hour behind her until i realise she must also like mgs
>spend further half hour summoning strengh to talk to her
>finnaly say hello
>she smiles at me and start to talk
>find out we have common intrests
>she likes mgs
>... star wars
>... watchmen
>start to feel happy
>fell comfy in my own skin
>stop feeling sick
>get to david hayter she gets her stuff signed
>i go to david hayter get stuff signed
>look round cant see her
> look for her
> no succses
>she is gone
>realise i fidnt even ask here name
>i can uderstand if she didnt kike me but she didnt even say goodbye
>i feel sick again

Should i give up on people