i want to cry alot
>>36589806
Are you in a bad situation anon?
I want to cry a lot. I can't even complain about my life. No friends, but I'm healthy, fed, clothed, safe. So I feel bad about wanting to cry. Which makes me cry. Then I watch some drama anime that makes me cry so I can at least cry about something that isn't my own life.
>>36589898
ive been isolated for so long and ive come to realize there is no end of my misery
But where does it stop, Anon? Where does this game stop? You've heard his voice for so long, you believe it to be you. You believe it to be your best friend. Where's the best place an opponent should hide? In the very last place you would ever look. He's all up here, pretending to be you. You're in a game, Anon. You're in the game. Everyone's in his game, and nobody knows it. And all of this, this is his world. He owns it. He controls it.
He's behind all the pain there ever was. Behind every crime ever committed. And right now, he's telling you that he doesn't even exist. We just put you to war with the only enemy that ever existed, and you, you think he's your best friend. You're protecting him, Anon, but with what? He's hiding behind your pain, Anon. You're protecting him with your pain. Embrace the pain and you will win this game. If you change the rules on what controls you ...you will change the rules on what you can control. How radical are you prepared to be, Anon?
I'm ultra fucking radical brah!!!!!!!! Lmao
>>36589800
>implying this game can be won
I think I'll just take the easy way out
>>36590211
You're thinking about the wrong game.
You guys are joking, right? Is this some sort of chan culture satire?
This board must be an eloborate hoax. It just can't be real.
A mix of satire and unironic autism, yes.
>>36589775
hey thanks OP I needed that kaiji
>>36589775
What? You can't believe that there are people out there that can't get into a relationship and are severely depressed? Fucking kek, wake up.
Post pieces of art that you means a lot to you or that you simply appreciate. It can be any kind of art as long as it makes you feel something.
It means a lot to me.
This one always had a place in me desu
honestly this was a tough one but rage comic memes will always be in the center of my heart
> there are people who are not suicidal browsing this board now
Reeeeee leave
>there are suicidal people on this board who haven't killed themselves
we're the same, you and I
>>36589701
haven't had urges to do it like I use to but I've been having bizarre dreams about it
>you don't have a complete suicide plan
>tfw existence revolves around death
>tfw all forms of religion were created because the concept of utter nothing upon death is too terrifying to comprehend so people delude themselves with lies
>tfw literally nothing matters as everything you have done or ever will do will eventually be forgotten
>tfw humanity tries to desperately give meaning to things like art, legacy or family as a way to 'live beyond death', becase it brings them slight comfort
>tfw the sun is a giant ticking time bomb that will eventually burn out and devour the earth along with every living person as well as all art, graves, statues, monuments and everything else people try to give meaning to
>tfw humanity is lying to itself because everyone is terrified of death
>>36589611
>tfw not afraid of death but the things left behind
>>36589611
>>tfw all forms of religion were created
>le atheism meme
>>36589611
I believe we either die and that's it, which is terrifying.
Or we die and are reincarnated, which is more terrifying. If it's the case, I'll have to suffer all the worst things imaginable as well as witness the end of the human race.
>>36589682
>you either follow a religion or you're an atheist
>there are kids browsing this board too young to remember a time before youtube
>the majority of the people on the internet don't know what newgrounds is or pwned means
>most people under 18 have never played pokemon red, blue or yellow.
GET OFF MY LAWN NEWFAGS
>tfw born in 1987 and barely remember a time before Youtube
>>36589479
you sound like a normie who caught on late around the smartphone revolution
I bet you have facebook too you fucker
>>36589496
I do... I only get about two Friend Requests a day, though.
If you had a busty thicc wife and cute male sons (genetically verified to be yours), would you let your sons fuck your wife to gain some experience? I'm not a cuck but /ss/ turns me on not to mention that you can't be cucked by your own children since you created them.
>>36589404
Only if I get to fuck my wife's ass at the same time
>>36589418
But if you have two sons why not let them both DP her?
>>36589456
Sure, as long as I get a blowjob while they do
You don't know how bad things are.
>>36589377
Are you about to redpill r9k anon?
Im ready anon, what is the big enchilada?
>>36589377
le asian hat man
>tfw started reading My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger
H-h-he deserved so much more, bros...
We need more Elliot Rodgers around to be honest.
Do tell more, never actually read it
>>36589367
>>36589367
>whining about bad stuff
>some halfway accurate depuctions of the female nature
>claiming to be superior and endless demanding.
He was as twisted as his world, look up his videos, he is constantly complaining and never doing something, expecting stuff to come from itself to him because he was so supreme.
And I bet if you or I where his roommates, we could be the biggest robot virgins out there, as soon as we would find a shred of happiness he would hate us and kill us in his retribution.
How come MtF has a more feminine behavior than actual females?
Is it because they strive to be accepted?
Is it because they are males and instinctively know what males want in a women?
Is it because hormone treatment actually creates more estrogen in their body than the natural level in a woman?
What is it?
Because they're attention seeking faggots who want to act like a female is "supposed to" act.
Overcompensating for their manvoices, manshoulders, manhands, manfeet...
>>36589295
The former.
You'll observe the opposite in FtM. They often try hard to be macho or act overly aggressive / like dicks to people because "thats what guys do".
Texanon here. Help me with my public speaking anxiety, i have to give a public speech tomorrow and am shaking right now.
>>36589253
just don't do it faggot be "sick"
>>36589253
Only time I've had to do it was when I was best man. Still, talking in front of over 100 couples wasn't nothing.
The key is to drink enough to get a small buzz, but not enough to slur. Also, presuming this is the speaking event, keep it short. Most people really don't give a shit, and are just waiting for you to finish.
>>36589341
ok my dude. what drink would you recommend, because the smell of beer is kinda easy to detect
I will grant you a gf if both your post and your digits are impressive.
>>36589241
big epic very big ebin
>>36589241
I don't even want a gf. If get, I donate my digits to anon below me.
>>36589495
You wouldn't have qualified because your post was not impressive.
pic related
palawans cant fucking compete
no fucking domestic pigs either faggots
What a peculiar beast. Thank you for enlightening me to this charming creature's existence.
>>36589202
Bet that beard is full of lice.
>>36589231
no problem, heres another lovely pig that i enjoy
>walk into mums bedroom
>see this
What do?
>>36589168
I used to encounter that alot in my teens. My mom would sleep naked with her door open. I would get up in the middle of the night and fap in the doorway.
>>36589168
She's not my mother, finna smash
>>36589168
Kill her and burry her in the Garden