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>>38210515
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Something like that.
This wasn't original. Sorry robot

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I use foreign 7s

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>>38210515
German 7 master race

>he thinks Mexican is a race
>he thinks Americans can tell apart spics and whites

Top kekeroo

>>38210509
Damn OP :( sorry to hear that

I'm mixed but my life is pure ecstasy every day. I'm the son of a Pink and a Chink.

>>38210583
>I'm mixed but my life is pure ecstasy every day. I'm the son of a Pink and a Chink.
What the literal fuck is your life like?

>>38210493
1 It's solitaires sans maisons.
2 you can make your own outer heaven by lifting, reading and getting into positions of influence.
3 a bunch of autists in the middle of no where sounds like a cult.
4 this idea has been tossed up over and over again and nobody actually has yet to follow through with it.

>>38210493
I'm in. Got to keep it white/European, tho.

>>38210493

Can I be the alpha leader? I would love a personal army...

>>38210490
she doesn't want you to kys yourself

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>>38210490
"Comb it over. Nobody will notice."

Baldness comes from the mother's side of the family, so she knows its all her fault

>none, on vacation always surrounded by senpai
>after lsd i don't know, i was just more talkative/outgoing. my peers mentioned it as well
>7

I'm going to do dmt for the first time when I get home and I got it planned out. 2g of syrian rue seeds crushed up into tea and about 20mg of dmt. I'm so excited, I can't wait.

>>38210471
>1)What drugs are you going to do this weekend ?
None.

>2)How did drugs change your life ?
They didn't, drugs are just kind of ok.

>3)How many drugs have you done ?
Shrooms, MDMA, coke, weed, nangs, alcohol.

Want to try K, DMT, and (real) LSD. Dunno when I'll get to them.

>>38210789
are you doing an extraction with vinegar/lemon juice?

will you report back?

>>38210403
>>i love talking about tanks and ww2


If you are wehraboo you have absolutely 0 chances because you are retarded.

Tankies and teaboos get all the girls.

>>38210403
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? Never speak again, definitely not to a woman

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>>38210420
i'm a amerilard enthusiast though

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You have been visited by the cake of good fortune

There is a high chance you will be humiliated, which will cause you to feel furious, ashamed and then eventually just more depressed than you are now.

She might say yes, in which case your humiliation will be prolonged slightly but also greatly exasperated when it does inevitably arrive.

There is virtually zero chance of it progressing to the point that you dream of. Just get drunk and watch a movie instead.

Fapping for you bro!

Stop eating so much. Count your calories and maintain a constant intake while exercising more. Also, stop eating shit.

If you want to lose weight, stop eating much. Eat two salads a day. That's it. Let yourself feel hungry. Mind over matter. That's all it takes.
You don't have to break a sweat. If you put muscle on without losing fat you're going to look bulkier.

>>38210446
>>38210467
My diet is pretty basic for the most part. Stables like rice, potatoes and bread for the most part. Drinking is mostly water, tea and milk. Im a poorfag so i dont have that much in the way of vegetables and meat so i mostly have to live on spices.

*record scratch*
You're probably wondering how I got into such a hairy situation.

>>38210327
Then the vet is gonna answer some questions, you were spayed for a reason

>>38210327
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GODDAMN TELEPATHIC CATS

Yep. Reading/writing lists of stuff to watch/read/play is more fun than actually watching/reading/playing. I autistically collect recommendation charts from /tv/ and /a/ and spend hours crossing off all the stuff I've already seen, rather than actually using them for recommendations.

I blame internet addiction. Those classic movies aren't going anywhere, but if you don't F5 4chan right now you might miss something cool and then it's gone forever. Whenever my internet goes down for a day or two I make a ton of backlog progress. Maybe you should try intentionally switching your internet off for a day and see if that helps you focus.

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>>38210448
>I blame internet addiction. Those classic movies aren't going anywhere, but if you don't F5 4chan right now you might miss something cool and then it's gone forever.
You've described that feeling very succinctly.

>Reading/writing lists of stuff to watch/read/play is more fun than actually watching/reading/playing
Exactly. Even as much as I love something and know that it's relevant to my interests and likes, while I'm experiencing it, it's like I'm just waiting until it's over the whole time so I can mark it down as "finished".

>Whenever my internet goes down for a day or two I make a ton of backlog progress.
That just makes me have to work harder to find what newly uploaded comic books I have missed downloading and what threads I've missed out on. I really am hopeless.

Holy shit, I have a list for absolutely everything. I have about 400 films, 2000 albums/artists, 100 books, 50 video games, 50 shows and anime, and an uncountable shitload of bookmarks full of even more of the above and random information that I'll probably never even put to use. My youtube watch later list is filled with 2000 videos as well - mostly music but still.

The worst part is that I plan on getting through every single one of those, but I don't see it as a complete waste of time. Every time I go through one of the above I make notes of the best parts or save them. I save all the best songs or videos in their own playlists and copy every neat line I hear or read that I think is even moderately clever or well-put. I also privately review almost every movie and album I see and make notes of the best shots or parts so that hopefully one day I could go back to them and get the inspiration to make one of my own.

Kill yourself and save humanity the resources and problems you'll create.

Let's face it your kind off themselves for sport anyways

>>38210367
why exactly? i have a good job and probably contribute a lot more to society than you do.

>>38210323
Shouldn't thread like this belong in /lgbt/?

Nobody here is a car, summerfag.

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>>38210309
This is my car. I am into cars.

I want an FD RX-7 next.

>>38210309
Car here reporting in. Who here also /severe mental illness/?

Happened to me too
>sitting with 2 roasts and beta manlet
>they talk about how skinny the guy is in front of him while I do nothing
>"wow you're thin, kinda like anon but atleast anon is tall"
>"what do you mean, anon is a pretty big guy"
>"f-for you"

>>38210239
My friend met his room mate baneposting at a girl in college. Now they're roomies and I moved in with them too, and we're great friends

>>38210524
That's great anon! I wish i had such friends.

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>>38210212
"Pay to have it fixed, Shinji."

>>38210212
How is he supposed to get home if he has no car?!
Call him now so that he has time for the rage to subside.

>>38210228
Yeah im probably going to pay for it, eventought im poor, gonna spend all neetbux to it, not like i go out or anything.
>>38210230
He went to buy groceries with moms car or something.

forgot to mention she's black and 28 years old. It's probably why she's a bitch

>>38210200
>>mfw I had no problem getting a boner
You're a treasure, you know that anon?

You are living my fetish anon.