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>>38574801
>she's overweight and friends rated her a 3/10 in the face
>I'm lean and get told I look like pic related but with longer hair
>still got rejected

>>38574927
>overweight
There's your problem. She's a glutton with a self-entitlement complex. She only "deserves" chad

>>38574963
How do I prove to her that I am chad? She said that all she does is snack and watch anime, I want to do that with her but slowly trick her into losing weight by eating healthy snacks and going on bike rides.

I know that feel anon. Even hearing their voices makes me tired. I can't take them seriously anymore.

good. never reproduce.

>>38574716
>just being in the same presence as a female just irritates me now and I end up watching them and judging everything they do.

You've become the very thing you hate.

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>lost time
>he doesn't have lucid dreams
top rofl

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>>38574704
>He sleeps 8 hours a day

>>38574743
Lucid dream music is fucking expensive, nigger

>>38574638
I would date anyone at this stage, go for it OP

>>38574638

Women usually like older men. my wife is 4 years younger that me and we have been together 10 years.

I'm 25 and you are right. They are beyond delusional.

Fucking "non-fat" plain Jane's thinking they are going to get themselves an all-in-one Chad. Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? What makes you worth that much? YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MONSTER WITHOUT MAKEUP, FUCKING STUBBY LEGS AND UGLY SKIN TONE. YOU ARE BARELY A 5 FFS.

Feminism has deluded these retards into thinking they can have everything.

good idea OP let's weed out all the normies

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>>38574592
21 yo KV here. Will probably die a virgin due to being an ugly 5'3" manlet.

>>38574592
Had sex once, never even saw her pussy. She didnt take off her dress. Ive gotten 5 blowjobs total and 3.handjobs. and several kisses and made out with a milf.

Still hand holdless, still never seen a pussy.

>>38574531
if a girl likes you it will never be awkward

but just to prime her make sure you at least smile lightly at her before approaching, let her think you like her

All these "rules" are bullshit excuses they make up so that robots can never get a girl.

They are not going to say no to Chad friend.

>>38574641
This.

I know its a cliche, but if you "click" there will be this weird instant comfort with eachother.

>>38574518
explain smoking one

>>38574540
A 0.75g joint.

>>38574586
i'm in your exact situation but without a joint
well m8, you may feel better after smoking it but you really need to think about this problem... rn i just wanna browse this board to cry upon myself cause im weak

You're right, what"s the point for you to even live?

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>>38574514
>What's the point /r9k/ ?

there is none

>>38574514
There is no point. You're gonna die for sure. Why take life so seriously?

>>38574433
>that pic
>tfw no qt barefoot sniper girl enemy combatant to scramble my brains with deadly accuracy while she rubs her feet together

For starters, stay off internet as much as possible.
Alcohol and drug usage, along with stress and personal frustrations will only weaken your resolve of no-fapping.
Don't take long showers.
As a general rule, avoid boredom.

>>38574523
How are you suppose keep focus for work related tasks when on nofap?

>>38574384
tinder is not for relationship, its for fast fuck and you have to be good looking to get matches, create fake account with chad pic and you will get matches pretty fast

>>38574447
what if youre good looking but have small benis?

>>38574447
What's the point. At some point it would come to meeting them and they'd see I'm not Chad.

>>38574460
unless it's smaller than 4.5 inches or thick like a finger she won't stop because of it. Can't remember the source though.

>>38574372
report this to "her" school for the benefit of the kids

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>>38574436
I dont know what school it is, but it's most likely in Manhattan.
I'll try to get the info discreetly.

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Also do note that I'm spoofing my location to NYC

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ever heard of fleshlights ?

>>38574344
Use your left consistently for a long time and you'll train yourself to do so
>I did it, you can too

>>38574424
They're illegal where i'm at

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did someone say horse pussy

>>38574324
Politely decline and explain her that I do not believe racemixing to be good for society.

>>38574324
>big
>white
>not a shark
pick two

>>38574308
Drink booze before you sleep. No more dreams, problem solved.

>>38574308
Interact with people other than your own family

>>38574328
I've been a shut in neet for almost a year now. I don't know how to make friends

>>38574252
Take three ibuprofin and take a nap.

>>38574266
I got it because of a nap, I didn't sleep over a pillow and slapt my head hanging and I think this broke my neck

It literally hurts so much I want someone to decapitate my head

This stems from muscular imbalance between the chest and shoulder. Do rear deltoid exercises. Used to have neck pain all the time before I started lifting. Also deadlifts, pull ups, push ups and squats will help.