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>>38259554
>>tfw I pooped my panties again
why

You brought this on yourself, DUDE

i require femanons to describe what panties they are wearing

>>38259536
My plan is to die before they do.

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an hero
my father and my lack of balls are the only things keeping me in this world

>>38259536
My parents died in an earthquake when I was 9.

>>38259515
Why do people with bad humor make you rage?
also
>post your own reddit screencaps
I don't go on reddit, and I think you should go back there.

sage. there's already a rage you lose thread.

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>>38259515
cringe

if a nigger hangs from a tree, this comment becomes original. yipee

>>38259515
is this funny to who? fuck you dumb bitch, don't fucking waste my time again.

don't post based tier god for your bullshit thread

You mean, this is a plea from all lanklet virgins to manlets to please stop taking our girls and give us a chance.

I like guys my own height (5'4). Every couple I know of who are madly in love with each other are the same height.

>>38259348
Isn't there like bosley or some shit? just get a good job and bye a new hairline. Elon musk did.

>>38259348
Idk I don't think that's too bad I've seen way worse

How can I tell if my thinning is stress induced or genetic?
Also, are you supposed to have tiny hairs on your head? When I was younger, I remember running my fingers through my hair and feeling like something was poking me. Were those tiny hairs who just started growing?

>>38259282
It's a Sony movie, of course no-one is gonna see it.
All they produce nowadays is flops.

>>38259282
Hollywood is cultural poison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0

>>38259244
Numerology
origamisenpai

>>38259292
I dont think that would help anon

>>38259292
>Numerology
Why not actually learn mathematics and become a number theorist? Oh, I know, that's too hard.

>>38259214
She meant that she can't use commas and she's treating you like a beta bitch. Why don't you say what you think, anon?

Yall dont have authentic feelings yet

>>38259214
tell her you don't care how she feels and feel the most alpha you have ever felt in your entire life.

Your family and classmates have their own lives to think about. I guarantee they are not worrying about you as much as you think. They are NOT thinking about you and that's what's even sadder in my opinion. You're on your own if you want to improve your life, you always were, so you better start working on something now and stick with it cause the time is flying by buddy.

>>38259206
I can relate, my life especially for at least couple of months was a constant trail of embarassement that left me in a state of constant depression with no hope for a better tomorrow.

>>38259272

> I guarantee they are not worrying about you as much as you think.
That's what everyone tells me and I agree. They are not thinking about me. But when we do meet, they are thinking about me and that's when I feel uncomfortable. If there was a guarantee in my life that I would never run into them again, it would be better. Just the thought of knowing that I could run into one of them brings me down.

>cause the time is flying by buddy.
I know and it's giving me painful despair and anxiety. I already think I'm too far gone (almost 10 years of NEET).

>>38259413

What type of embarrassment?

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>>38259136

Not implying my depression came from me being rejected from the army, something I wanted since I was a child, and really have no drive for anything else anymore.

top kek mr normie here sounds like hes about to explode

>>38259079
KEKERBERG AT IT AGAIN MAN

>>38259079
t. Mr. no knowledge of IP addresses

>>38259119
I haven't used Facebook in 5 years and deleted it after I stopped using, even switched ISP like 2 years ago.

My father regularly beat me with his belt as a way to discipline me. That's it really.

>>38259021
I knew a guy who's dad would just beat them out of anger when he was little.
That was back in middle school and he was very robotic.

Wonder if he's here now...

>>38259135
>and by them i meant him and his siblings

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none of these
my dick's around 5.7-5.8in tho so it's nothing special

>>38259006
Top upper two on right are non problems

8" here suck it fags

You forgot premature ejaculation

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>The mischievous small fish
> 11,8 cm

Pretty accurate

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/MY_RESPECT!WOMEN!20170709

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>>38258921
holy fug is this what my dick will look like if i loose weight?

i'm also bisexual.

>>38258853
Take my cut and buy it

Tell him to fuck off as I usually do, some underage niggas and underage girls keep asking me to buy the cigs everytime I go to buy chips. I just laugh at them and tell them to get lost.

Run to my car, lock the doors and make a pretend phone call while staring at them