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>>37203585
Go to the interview. Tell your sister afterwards you couldn't make it because of an interview, if she's not a roastie whore she'll get it.

how old is she q

>>37203617
10 years old

a very original age for a little sister

>90 people online
>higgus and anted

:/ all i want is a comfy place

>>37203532
warning: higgus is norman

>>37203889
What's wrong with higgus and anted?

And most of the 90 people are not active, so it's still comfy.

>>37203356
Yeah, I'm sure they don't remember you at all

Why would I want to shit talk people from high school? I got better things to do with my life. Maybe you should move on

>>37203744
I did move on. That's why i decided to harass them for some keks

>>37203314
He's going to start neet death camps and give free money to those who actually need it

>>37204147
Who actually needs it then?

>>37204266

the guards working in the neet gulags

iPhone. It's worth

>>37203227
I have a galaxy s8+, it's pretty good

>>37203268
is that the one that goes on fire?

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Can we summon the subway obsessed NEET anon?

>>37203214
fucking wagies. NEET is a lifestyle, not a measure of employment. I shall always be NEET even if I have a job. my last job I would take hour and a half lunches, fuck do all for work and make my co-workers pick up the slack. fucking wagecucks, work you cunts.

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>>37203214
GOD DAMN YOU NEET, GO HOME! ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME!

She's pretty cute, but this is awfully cringey

>>37203156
I don't care! I have no other way to find her: everything else failed

Nice cripplefu. Good taste, OP.

>>37203088
Is it possible to put it in the pooper?

>trying to steal someone's waifu
YOU GET THE HELL OUT

>>37203088

1 Gb Ram
Intel Atom Celeron
Bluetooth
Ethernet 10/100
Wi-Fi 11 and 54 MBPS
RS 232 Serial Port
Parallel Printer Port
Tape Cassette Interface

You're a trap son.
Have fun getting dicked micropenisfag.

>>37203087
Neck yo self im trying to have a nice thread

>>37203049
OP the faggot
Of all faggots

Holy fuck those meat puppets are disturbing.

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not every lifter is a chad
some can be average or below average looking guys with great body

tbqh i dont think it's that bad, it can sometime result in both the nice guy appeal and genuine sex appeal.

I looked for some pics of gymcels and for example this guy seems like he could be the case.
>inb4 its me

Joff plz go, and you're 5'8", that guy must be a literal midget

>>37202875
She's gone forever dont give me false hope

>>37202891
I'm trying to keep them from killing themselves by giving hope, don't be a douche

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>>37202875

No she won't come back.

Will be 20 in November, have had one gf.

>be me
>kissless virgin from north of europe
>be november 2016
>be in discord server about my favorite game series
>meet girl on discord qt 3.14
>she's 15
>plays games on PS4 that she share with her sister
>links me her art and a few selfies
>lives in middle of europe
>dm every day
>after 1 week, I'm in love
>gives me a hand drawn birthday card
>share selfies
>says I'm cute
>she start sending kiss & hearts
>voice chat on discord
>her voice is so lovely

>december
>reveals she was left by her real parents at a bus stop
>later adopted
>doctor think she got PTSD
>reveals she cut herself to feel alive
>comfort her
>want to make her stop cutting herself
>says she think she is falling in love with me
>on her bday I ask if she want to be my gf
>make her get steam on shitty family computer
>buy co-op games
>she has holiday in february
>her parents allow me to visit but I have to live at a hotel
>buy her a necklace and art book from our favorite anime spirited away

>be february
>be day 1 (24th feb)
>long travel, finally meet her.
>she opens the door and runs to me as soon as their car stops
>we hug and I ask to kiss her
>she leans in and we kiss
>hug goodnight

>be day 2
>give gifts and she gives me the biggest hug
>she gives me game art book
>we play vidya most of the day and have fun

>be day 6
>we go to the zoo
>later meet her friend
>friend wonder if I really like it with my gf as she think my gf is quirky
>tell her that I like it and that I love my gf

>be day 7
>go see Logan on premiere
>gf sits with her arms crossed >no hand holding

>be day 10
>time to go home
>no love in the air
>hug her goodbye
>don't know where my feelings are really

Was like our love was lost after day 2...
Closest things to cuddling we got was when we touched arms.
Almost never outside, she thinks people are annoying

Hmm... it's not as if Satan influences people to do evil acts, thus causing deaths.
If you added up all the deaths caused by evil people, it's well over 3 million.

>>37202809
Not really. God exists. The Christian idea of god does not. The bible is a collection of fairy tales that only touch on the true god which is all of us, together.

>>37203586
>following a jewish desert religion

That's not how that works, anon. You'll probably just look really cringe.

Tattoos are bullshit

What if you're ever being hunted down by police? The less identifying marks on your body the better IMO.

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>>37202565

''oh, you don't have tattoos? then I won't date you''.

great.
did you actually believe your nigger tattooist?

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You only have one option now...

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>>37202562
I got broken up with as well. How do I get that slut back? Do I just throw her the usual "friends" bullshit and go on from there. She says she still wants to be friends.

>>37202562
I know that feel. Doesn't feel very good mang

>>37202538
I'm very interested in this thread but have nothing to contribute

>>37202578
Have you ever texted anything that worked for you?

Thank for the bump btw

Give me 1 (one) reason why rape is wrong.