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Ok, I lowered my standars.
What's the next step?
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lower yourself
into the grave
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>"What's the next step?"
Still get rejected.
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>>34805156
Lower them again
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Another day, another friend lost
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
i hope dunsel is alive
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>tfw don't use steam anymore because I don't play games
>tfw don't use skype because the entire program is cancer
>tfw don't use FB or messenger because fuck the kikes
>tfw i only use discord but i don't want to join some retarded robot group of total failures
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>tfw these threads are filled with normies and normies in denial and they won't fucking leave
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Daily reminder that girls only want Chad, no matter what he does and you can't compete.
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>>34805121
post more of this shit OP
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I said "pretty hot for nigga lol ;) no offense".
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lel.
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My dad says we should save all the refugees. Is he right?
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why can't they fix their countries
it's like "wah things suck time2run"
2 years later, after somebody else died for fixing it
"wow it so nice i'm go home now"
yeah yeah so they have babies. use them as meat shields when you storm capitol
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Yup, your mom's husband is correct.
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Call him a cuck and tell him he probably likes the idea of ahmed fucking your mom
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>tfw some anon suggest i do cardio
I'm not a fucking faggot
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>>34804963
If you're a fat piece of shit cardio is your best bet along with high volume weight training. If you do 10-20 minutes of cardio after lifting you will continue to burn calories efficiently for several hours after your workout.
>I'm disgustingly fat
>training like a fat powerlifter will make me /fit/
No anon, that's not how this works.
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>tfw anon suggests you eat vegetables
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>>34804963
Why are so many fatties congregating here lately? Are we trying to assert our dominance?
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>tfw no qt3.14 Canadian gf
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I fucking love these things
Something about personification just gets my dick ROCK hard
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Oh, and here's the superior America-Canuk image
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>>34804961
Hungary x Romania when?
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Alright let's seem 'em boys
This one's from tonight, go easy on me
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>>34804932
SHAWN?!
Originalio
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well are you going or not, ethan?
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>>34804932
Fuck off normalfag >>>/soc/
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>never believed they memes
>John Wick 2 came out yesterday
>a movie i really want to see on the big screen
>no friends
>big deal i'll just go by myself
>"lots of people do it, i've seen them"
>get there really early
>think "i'll just hang out and play on my phone before hand"
>theater is dark, a movie is playing
>"oh shit did i get the time wrong? that's Keanu Reeves on screen!"
>oh man i'll just sit down in the first row to not annoy anybody
>can't see anything and don't see that there's a guy sitting there
>almost sit on him before he says "what the fuck, guy?"
>sorry sorry sorry
>continue squeezing through the rows to find a seat
>"alright i'm late and have mentally scared myself but whatever time to enjoy the movie!"
>"wait what the fuck is going on? is this a flashback?"
>"oh god this is the end of the movie"
>watch the last 10 minutes of the movie i wanted to see
>lights come on
>turns out the guy i sat on did the same thing
>he moves up some rows
>his friends show up and they start talking
>"hey how come you're not sitting in the first row like you usually do"
>"dude someone tried to sit on me and mashed my soda, i'm not sitting there"
>so embarrassed i sit there like a statue until the lights dim again
>wanted to move because i hate having to look up at a movie
>but didn't want to show my face so i end up with my neck hurting throughout the movie
>couldn't enjoy it because my nerves were now shot
>didn't even enjoy the sandwich i smuggled in
>waited until everyone left before i left
never again
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>>34804885
You sound really cute, want to be my bf?
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>>34804923
i think you're confusing my autism with the cuteness of Mayuri
i'm not cute
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>>34804977
So is that a no to my offer?
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>valetines day weekend
>every girl you know is going to valentines day parties with their stacy friends and chad
>yes, even your seemingly innocent oneitis
I don't think there's a worst feel desu
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>every girl you know
haha jokes on you i literally dont know a single girlplease kill me
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>>34804883
holyshit iktf.
>I'll end up drunk watching sad romantic movies and snapchating her again.
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>>34805786
im fapping and watching anime she recommended to me that's actually pretty good.
what movies u gonna watch?
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ITT we post songs that would play while wandering around a retail store.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YepfoPEbT5Q
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I used to work for KMart and during opening shifts on Sunday's they would play "Easy like Sunday Morning" while we we're starting and getting all settled in. I hated that job sometimes but holy fuck was that one of the comfiest feelings.
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>>34804982
Retail store music is comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
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https://youtu.be/iQT5d5wfnkk
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Whats the most public place you fapped in.
>Just fapped in an airport bathroom.
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I fapped during the presidential debate, busted a nut to Trump saying "Cause you'd be in jail." Guards almost caught me.
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Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
Orginalio
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>>34804859
That comment wasn't original
Oughddsetggg
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't dating a middle-eastern woman.
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None live here. /thread
But truthfully middle eastern girls are cute but fuck the religious aspect.
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I don't have very good things to say about Islam and I bet that would make it difficult.
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>>34804852
>>34804855
there are middle-eastern christians
i am one
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ITT: Autistic desires
>ywn be an european sailor sent to explore the New World
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>>34804768
>Ywn be an advisor to a powerful monarch, enjoying all the luxuries the kingdom has to offer with none of the public scrutiny
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>>34804768
>ywn be a voice actor capable of numerous different voices
And depending on my mood:
>ywn go toequestria
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>have everybody in the world disappear so I can ride a fancy RV around the continent, burn down cities, do all the drugs I want, never wear clothes, and be as hedonistic as I want
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How do i prevent this from being me
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leave here first of all
get some normie friends that will pretend to care about you
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>>34804788
Not OP
How do I leave here?
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Cut your hair.
Original commento.
Lets settle this /r9k/ is having a girl plug your boi pucci to hit your gspot gay or straight???
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getting fucked by a girl sounds pretty straight to me
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>>34804735
Straight. If they aren't a dude it's completely straight.
There's literally nothing gay about wanting to stick things up your butt unless it's dick.
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>>34804735
>is having a girl plug your boi pucci to hit your gspot gay or straight???
Heck if I know, all I know is I really want a girl to do it to me